Dan: Fuuaaahh... So much free time. Guard duty is too boring, I bet Prince is fighting with some strong monsters right now.
Leanna: Don't say such stupid things, we are entrusted with guarding Aigis Shrine while Prince is away, this is matter of utmost importance!
Dan: Yah, even if you say so, there's still too much time, my skills are getting rusty... Isn't there some ridiculously powerful enemy somewhere nearby?
Soldier: --- Urgent news, Dan-san. Large flock of monsters is pushing towards the shrine. And almost all of them are impossibly strong!
Dan: W-w-w-what?! Hey, h-hey, Prince is away now! Shit, are you saying we have to handle it on our own?
Soldier: Haha, just kidding. Dan-san, you were looking too bored, so I've pulled a prank on you.
Dan: Good nerve tricking me like that.
Soma: Dan-san, its not good to get angry like that. Because today is April Fools day, suitable day to say some lies.
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Keranos: Fuahaha, now that Prince is away, its a good time to attack Aigis Shrine. I've brought lots of strong monsters specially for this day. Everyone, go kill and destroy mercilessly as much as you want!
Soldier: R-r-reporting! Enemy attack! Goddess whatever she were... Keru..Kere...Keranos appeared near Shrine! Majins and Oni are also there!
Dan: Yeah, yeah, got it. Go tell Mortimer such dump jok... Holy shit, its real! What to do?!
Daniella: Seems like she aimed for Prince's absence... But even if Prince would be there, fighting Goddess, Majins and Shuten Doji at same time is hopeless.
Ricardo: But if Shrine is destroyed, it will mean loss of Aigis' blessing. In this case, humans will lose a way to fight monsters! We should believe in miracle and hold off on our own!
Keranos: Believe in miracle? Ahahahaha, fuahahaa... Well, so be it, go die in ugly ways while hoping for someting from my powerless sister.
Valery: Everyone, don't lose your hope! We still got a way to win, we can summon Aigis!
Alissa: Summoning Aigis-sama?!.. But where will we get human to become her avatar? And there's no guarantee that it will even work...
Valery: Well, that's true, but... Nah, forget it. For human to become her avatar it means to lose his life. Lets do as Ricado says and just make it somehow on our own.
Dan: (If there's avatar, we can summon Aigis-sama... Well, so be it, either way it became this way because I wished for strong enemies to appear)
Dan: Sorry, everyone, start without me, I need to take a piss.
Katie: What? What are you saying at such time! Oh well, no time for Dan, everyone, get ready!
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Katie: Majins and other strong enemies don't seem to move yet, but when they do, we can't hold them back. Is it really pointless fight from the very start?
Goddess Aigis: Don't give up, humans. For now, I, Goddess Aigis, will lend you my power.
Alissa: A-Aigis-sama manifested in real world? Awesome... Did miracle really happen? But didn't Aigis lose her physical body?..
Goddess Aigis: I'll explain later, now we should focus on winning.
Katie: Power of revived Aigis-sama is enormous, now we should be able to deal with Majins and Shuten Doji.
Katie: ...but with great power comes great unit cost. Everyone, we must focus on storing up enough unit points to put Aigis on the field!
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Keranos: I-impossible! Something like summoning Aigis!! However, this is a win only with a human sacrifice. So, Aigis, do you like the taste of power gained via human sacrifices?
Katie: Keranos retreat confirmed! Thank you, Aigis.
Leanna: But what's with this physical body? I've heard its impossible to perform summon unless someone volunteers his body.
Mortimer: Who cares about minor things now that she returned to physical world... Anyway, Dan is slow, does emptying one's bladder take so much time?
Dan (Goddess Aigis): I'm right here.
Mortimer: Wha... Why I'm hearing Dan's voice from Aigis?
Valery: Ah, that's what happened... Dan, you sacrificed yourself to summon Aigis.
Katie: Why did he... Dan, person who becomes Goddess' avatar loses his life.
Dan (Goddess Aigis): I know that very well. Aigis got revived at cost of something like my life. Besides, is there even better way to spend one's life?
Mortimer: You idiot, taking up everything on yourself... Noone wished for such victory.
Dan (Goddess Aigis): Mortimer... And everyone... Crying for someone like me, thank you very much. It was fun to be with you, see ya.
Soma: Dan, please don't go... (Sobbing)... Please, someone say that this is joke...
Goddess Aigis: Humans... Do you truly wish for salvation of Dan, who became my avatar?
Mortimer: Of course! If you save Dan, I'll give you all treasures I've accumulated so far!
Goddess Aigis: Understood... Then I'll teach you how to save Dan.
Katie: Really?! And what's is the way to do it?
Goddess Aigis: To use revival power stored up in my body... I left it aside for the final battle, as its required for my revival.
Goddess Aigis: I don't have enough power to revive gods, but if I use up it completely, it should be enough for one human.
Goddess Aigis: Well now, humans, you have to choose.
Katie: To use up all power stored for final battle... Dan's life vs fate of the world, for us to have choose which is more important...
Prince: ...
Katie: --Prince?! You came back... A-a-actually...
Anna: ...Dan-san?! Who would have thought that such thing would happen... Prince, we don't have time, please make decision.
Prince: ...
Anna: That's right. No need to falter. Aigis-sama, we wish for Dan's revival.
Goddess Aigis: Understood. This is your decision. Well then.... Haaa--
Dan: Nnn. Uhh.
Soma: Dan? I'm glad, Dan revived!
Goddess Aigis: And I'm going back to shrine.
Dan: Ugh... My head hurts... And I can't move my body.
Mortimer: You were dead just now. Bear with this.
Dan: I've got it, stop clinging to me, Mortimer! That aside, Prince, why did you do this? Should've ignored someone like me.
Anna: What are you saying, Dan. You are our dear comrade, we can't just cast you aside, isn't it, Prince?
Prince: ... (Nodding)
Goddess Aigis: ...
Goddess Aigis: (Nevertheless, without even second of hesistation to choose his comrade...)
Goddess Aigis: (Fuhaha, this is the strength of humans I've believed in... This is the pure heart I wanted to protect... Prince, I entrust the future of the world to you)