Would you survive?
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Zombie ninja's that fire lazers? Couldn't they then overpowered Dmron and take control over the zombie hordes? Btw why not eat the zombies? It's cannabalistic but it's a good food source, that is if the blood doesn't change you into a zombie. I know that's what I would specifically do to survive, I would skip fruit and other sources of food in hopes of eating cooked/raw human meat. I bet they taste differently. Btw the deep fried lawyers seem nasty to me, why not bake them till they puff out and start eating them?
Zombie ninja's that fire lazers? Couldn't they then overpowered Dmron and take control over the zombie hordes? Btw why not eat the zombies? It's cannabalistic but it's a good food source, that is if the blood doesn't change you into a zombie. I know that's what I would specifically do to survive, I would skip fruit and other sources of food in hopes of eating cooked/raw human meat. I bet they taste differently. Btw the deep fried lawyers seem nasty to me, why not bake them till they puff out and start eating them?
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Axes and chainsaws get stuck in things. Terrible when you're surrounded.
Axes and chainsaws get stuck in things. Terrible when you're surrounded.
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Yeah, just as long as you have the arm strength and endurance to keep it at that level and pushing forward continuously until there are no necks around you. It still takes a bit of time to hack through a spinal chord, decaying or not, and that's not something you'll be able to do surrouded
Yeah, just as long as you have the arm strength and endurance to keep it at that level and pushing forward continuously until there are no necks around you. It still takes a bit of time to hack through a spinal chord, decaying or not, and that's not something you'll be able to do surrouded
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What is the question? What melee weapon I would use? Go with the ubersaw, zombies are slow, so getting 4 hits shouldn't be too hard. If it's a smaller group of zombies though that I don't need to invuln to run away, I'd bonk em all
In all seriousness, need a good length melee weapon. Personally I keep throwing knives on me at all times, but on top of that, I would probably use something along the lines of a bo staff just for keeping distance. You don't really need to kill em as much as just keep em back so you don't get surrounded and distancing yourself with the tip would be great for that
People love to say katanas but can you really slice through their entire body? And if so, can you do it easily enough that you can immediately move to the next one in the line and so on?
What is the question? What melee weapon I would use? Go with the ubersaw, zombies are slow, so getting 4 hits shouldn't be too hard. If it's a smaller group of zombies though that I don't need to invuln to run away, I'd bonk em all
In all seriousness, need a good length melee weapon. Personally I keep throwing knives on me at all times, but on top of that, I would probably use something along the lines of a bo staff just for keeping distance. You don't really need to kill em as much as just keep em back so you don't get surrounded and distancing yourself with the tip would be great for that
People love to say katanas but can you really slice through their entire body? And if so, can you do it easily enough that you can immediately move to the next one in the line and so on?
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If you're trained, yeah you can (And if it's authentic hand forged). but if you're not trained then all you're doing is smashing with a pretty sword.
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If you're trained, you know to slash at certain angles which, in this case, would still have you going through more of their body. The reason they cut through is because a deathblow on a human is different than that of a zombie. A huge slash across the chest and a bit across the base of the neck would surely kill one of us and is a prime strike for those trained but for zombies, it's straight to severing the head which is almost a completely horizontal strike that takes no real "training." The only training that would be is anything that builds arm strength and allows for good speed in a full swing. At that point, anyone who golfs a lot is as good as someone trained to use it
But yes, my main point is people who don't know what they're talking about thinking they could go through it all with just that when there are probably a lot better melee weapons to be had, ESPECIALLY considering the infectious nature of the situation at hand
If you're trained, you know to slash at certain angles which, in this case, would still have you going through more of their body. The reason they cut through is because a deathblow on a human is different than that of a zombie. A huge slash across the chest and a bit across the base of the neck would surely kill one of us and is a prime strike for those trained but for zombies, it's straight to severing the head which is almost a completely horizontal strike that takes no real "training." The only training that would be is anything that builds arm strength and allows for good speed in a full swing. At that point, anyone who golfs a lot is as good as someone trained to use it
But yes, my main point is people who don't know what they're talking about thinking they could go through it all with just that when there are probably a lot better melee weapons to be had, ESPECIALLY considering the infectious nature of the situation at hand
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They were completely surrounded by zombies in WW1!?!
I mean, I knew about WW2. I don't mean to brag, I'm kind of a history buff, I played a lot of wolfenstein
They were completely surrounded by zombies in WW1!?!
I mean, I knew about WW2. I don't mean to brag, I'm kind of a history buff, I played a lot of wolfenstein
