Re: The Reputation Hilarity/Insanity thread New version
This is the PR representative of "Stuffie Ears Inc." speaking.
To all our trusty and loaded friends, unfortunately we have to report that the actual Stuffie ears you desire so much are down for maintenance, in order to provide the same level of enjoyment and quality you are used to.
However, "Stuffie Ears Inc." understands your primitive and wild urges to stick your main sex organ somewhere Mother Nature never wanted to see it put, and even She does not approve it by not wielding offspring to this - let's be honest, extremely weird and sick - practice of reproduction. Nevertheless, the release of semen into proper "vessels" will be necessary during our maintenance, so I am happy to re-direct you to model "Drum_Beat", a replacement of ear canals to take care of your carnal needs.
"Stuffie Ears Inc." wants nothing but pleased customers, and we hope that by providing a slutty little Renamon-imitation with tighter ears and bigger ear canals to take more cum, you still enjoy the services our company has provided you with these last few months.
With best regards,
Stuffie,
the only real Renamon of ULMF