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ponyguy3000 said:
Finally, no more marriage talk. We're back to porn and ear rape. All is right with the world.
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Speak for yourself....^^ i think there's a lot wrong with that. ;)
 
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This is the PR representative of "Stuffie Ears Inc." speaking.

To all our trusty and loaded friends, unfortunately we have to report that the actual Stuffie ears you desire so much are down for maintenance, in order to provide the same level of enjoyment and quality you are used to.
However, "Stuffie Ears Inc." understands your primitive and wild urges to stick your main sex organ somewhere Mother Nature never wanted to see it put, and even She does not approve it by not wielding offspring to this - let's be honest, extremely weird and sick - practice of reproduction. Nevertheless, the release of semen into proper "vessels" will be necessary during our maintenance, so I am happy to re-direct you to model "Drum_Beat", a replacement of ear canals to take care of your carnal needs.

"Stuffie Ears Inc." wants nothing but pleased customers, and we hope that by providing a slutty little Renamon-imitation with tighter ears and bigger ear canals to take more cum, you still enjoy the services our company has provided you with these last few months.


With best regards,

Stuffie,
the only real Renamon of ULMF
 
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You know what I want
 
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Stuffie said:
somewhere Mother Nature never wanted to see it put
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If Mother Nature didn't want me to put my dick in your ears then she would've never allowed us to even get such an idea. Or she would've made your ears look way more unappealing. So clearly Mother Nature fully supports the abuse of your ears. Offspring or not. It's like being gay. If Mother Nature had a problem with it, it wouldn't happen. I rest my case. :p
 
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Yoshiiki said:
:D

There is a lot of venom in this one, want to share a story?

They are worried that you may be getting angry over small things. It did seem like some kind of angry response, so there is your reason. On the other note, never tell on the Internet what pisses you off. Also, calm down (see? SEE?).
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Don't really have any stories, but I find it rather annoying how easily fooled by flattery most people are, and then they whine about the person they married "changing".

Nope, as I said: It will be very obvious when I've lost my temper.

Oh and please feel free to post whatever, the femnazis don't hang out around here anymore.

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Cause your posts make way more sense if I read them whilest listening to
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Wow, you still listen to linkin park?

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would be a much more appropriate soundtrack for my posts.

The Reputation... 19th September 2017 01:14 Shame yourself, people enjoy things

People enjoy things, yes. You have managed to point out something obvious while being extremely vague, well done. But I'll just guess at what your point actually is and no, it's not okay to be turned into a bitch whether you like how it feels or not. You are a member of the greatest species to ever exist! Stand as a proud human with a will of your own! Don't bow to the sickly animal desire for pleasure at any cost! If we allow our people to fall into the abyss of depravity the stars shall be forever beyond our reach.

I'm just going to assume that you've found your dignity again if I don't hear from you by say... 22th September 2017 01:10 and if so WELL DONE!
 
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Stuffie said:
This is the PR representative of "Stuffie Ears Inc." speaking.
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bla bla bla, excuses
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"Stuffie Ears Inc." wants nothing but pleased customers, and we hope that by providing a slutty little Renamon-imitation with tighter ears and bigger ear canals to take more cum, you still enjoy the services our company has provided you with these last few months.


With best regards,

Stuffie,
the only real Renamon of ULMF
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Yeeeaaaah, riiiiiight. I am not buying that.
But you tried, E for effort (and ear).

super_slicer said:
Don't really have any stories, but I find it rather annoying how easily fooled by flattery most people are, and then they whine about the person they married "changing".
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I know, right? :D Well, maybe not the annoying part, as I find it funny (I am not weird, my sense of humor is xD).
 
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Stuffie said:
However, "Stuffie Ears Inc." understands your primitive and wild urges to stick your main sex organ somewhere Mother Nature never wanted to see it put, and even She does not approve it by not wielding offspring to this - let's be honest, extremely weird and sick - practice of reproduction.
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Who are you to say whats a weird or sick method of reproduction?

Flatworms, snails, bed bugs, and some sea slugs use their genitalia to literally STAB their mates pregnant, be thankful they're using a pre-made orifice instead of making one forcefully Cunt Augur anyone?

Also Digivolution is pretty adaptive to new stimuli, and with all the ear mating going on we might see a new branch to the tree that's more receptive to it. Where their ears possibly are their main and only sexual organ!

So remember, everyone is fucking you in your ears, FOR SCIENCE! And possible future ear babies
 
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Damn, I tried so hard with that last post. I was sure when I drop in here again, Drum_Beat would be buried under a pile of love nectar. :D

 
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Stuffie said:
Damn, I tried so hard with that last post. I was sure when I drop in here again, Drum_Beat would be buried under a pile of love nectar. :D

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Hmm... Something is odd with that rep.
 
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Stuffie said:
I was sure when I drop in here again, Drum_Beat would be buried under a pile of love nectar. :D
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Who says that's not the case?
Why replace you when we can have both instead?
 
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Stuffie said:
Damn, I tried so hard with that last post. I was sure when I drop in here again, Drum_Beat would be buried under a pile of love nectar. :D
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I'm disappointed too. Are you even trying or is your head already filled to the brim with cum? :p

ponyguy3000 said:
Who says that's not the case?
Why replace you when we can have both instead?
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I do, you can fill the old lady over there but not me. I'm addicted to hugs around the neck, nope ears are forbidden. Try to be nice for once. ;)
 
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I do, you can fill the old lady over there but not me. I'm addicted to hugs around the neck, nope ears are forbidden. Try to be nice for once. ;)
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Wait, wait... so you are saying, that you are younger Renamon?

 
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WHY DON'T YOU F*CK ANY OTHER, MORE APPROPRIATELY HOLES?? :eek:
 
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Drum_Beat said:
I do, you can fill the old lady over there but not me. I'm addicted to hugs around the neck, nope ears are forbidden.
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Don't worry. I'll hug you around the neck... while I'm filling your ears. Just pretend it's lotion. It's good for you. Trust me.
 
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Looks like I've got, by the toe,
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This makes ToxicShock happy,
but not me.
Doesn't make me happy at all! D:
 
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