Would you survive?

[QuirkyQuark]

Re: Would you survive?

People love to say katanas but can you really slice through their entire body? And if so, can you do it easily enough that you can immediately move to the next one in the line and so on?

Totally! But as stated before it would have to be of half decent quality, and you'd need to know a thing or two. In fact if I remember some history properly, katanas used to be rated based on how many convicts they could slice through at once (best katanas were 5-man katanas I do believe).

Edit: Have you every touched one? I mean Jesus, even the dull ones are fucking sharp.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Would you survive?

Is 5 surrounding? I thought we were talking about being completely overcome? My brother has one, and it's in the house. The issue brought forth was training which does not involve slicing through the entire body. I don't know who teaches that as a "deathblow." The sword is capable, but it's not how it's trained to be used. I was talking about people, not the instrument.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

Re: Would you survive?

Lightsaber. Easy slicing and cauterizes the wounds.

:-D

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Would you survive?

Haha, cauterize zombie wounds?


The problem is there's no counterweight, making it just as easy to slice off one of your own limbs and someone else's.
You said we couldn't do that
If we're wailing on each other with these things, hell yes we can do it!

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

Re: Would you survive?

I don't see how that's a problem, really. I think if all you had to do was swing your hand around with a shiny light that cut through flesh like it was paper, you could do quite well for yourself.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Would you survive?

Oh no, I was referencing this short film called three in the afternoon.
They had some cheap versions that didn't cut through things immediately, like a toy

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Would you survive?

Flying ninja zombie's that shoot lazers from their eyeballs and also have lightsabers?!?! omg! jesus christ! I wanna be a zombie now.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Would you survive?

Where are the wizards and shapeshifting werewolves?

Yes... shapeshifting werewolves. They can shapeshift into anything they want, but they're originally werewolves. Although, I don't know what the hell you'd want to shapeshift into PAST werewolf. Unless you take a page out of the NES Werewolf: The Last Warrior and become a werewolf with swords for hands. Personally, I'd go with a werewolf with giant wings... and swords for hands.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Would you survive?

Werewolf's with sword hands and giant bat wings cannot kill my zombie ninja flying eye lazer shooty with lightsabers umm zombie ninja horde!!

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Would you survive?

Oh but I can kill them...
With AA guns. A few missles, and my kitty snipers, bunny ninjas, and doggy pliots that can bomb a whole city in their fighters. We also have some doggy pirates that defend our forementioned island.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Would you survive?

btw if you can can you make Zombie ninjas?
Wait! No! Zombie ninjas that fires lazers! Oh man, that will be so fricken awesome.

Uhhh zero didn't you make the zombie ninjas in the first place??

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Would you survive?

Werewolf's with sword hands and giant bat wings cannot kill my zombie ninja flying eye lazer shooty with lightsabers umm zombie ninja horde!!

You forgot they're shapeshifters!

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Would you survive?

I make them I kill them
Same difference

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Would you survive?

that's the exact reason you can kill them

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Would you survive?

But there's only one werewolf toxic. How could it kill a horde of flying ninja butt sexing zombies that have lightsabers that can cut it's sword hands off and also shoot lazer's that could melt the werewolf's wings! Zero why do you kill your own henchmen? WHY?! Your a sadistic asshole. He's a bigger ass then you toxic. Which in my opinion, is very bad. Toxic's logic is suppose to break your brain from its equivalent truth path that makes no sense to any other person except toxic. Toxic, please post some of your logic on how to solve this problem.

 

[Keylo]

Re: Would you survive?

Where's the "shoot idiot in the back then slam the door shut option?..."

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Would you survive?

1) Who said I will kill them now when they are working for me? It's good to know what your allies are weak against in case they turn on you! Which means if the Zombie ninjas ever turn on me I will be able to kill them easily.
2) I was looking for that option for a long time also but I am not gonna shoot him tho I was just gonna close the door behind him and lock it.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Would you survive?

1) NO ONE IS A BIGGER ASS THAN ME!
2) Shapeshift=instaregen so I fail to see how my wolf CAN lose

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Would you survive?

It's just one wolf toxic. Sooner or later its going to get tired. I mean how can it possibly kill billions of zombie ninja hordes that shoot lazers from their eyeballs and carry lightsabers? Not to forget the trillion hordes of zombies and other mutated ones.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Would you survive?

What is tired? When the body cramps from a buildup of lactic acid? Acid inside the body? A-HA! (no, not the band) shapeshifting; controls it's muscles and acids on the inside. No no my friend, invulnerable bodies never get tired.