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Re: "I wish" thread

Zepheral said:
This is ulmf, evrey conversation we have leads to porn, I wish it wasn't sometimes,
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At this point, I'm surprised Zeph hasn't wished to become a (futa) chick himself yet, so he can go fulltime lesbo on the women in his neighbourhood. :p


I wish my computer would stop making that concerning noise it didn't make a week ago.
 
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Can't blame them, if their woman wants to go black and never come back.
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Was thinking more along the lines of:



Oddly enough, in line with the porn industries' logic...

And since they're the people making money off sex, they're the experts.
 
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I wish religion was gone so Jehovah witnesses can stop preaching at my door.

NO, seriously, it's annoying and these old ladies come knocking at my door evrey Sunday.

I REALLY WISH THEY FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Without religion society would have turned out way differently, and how much worse or better it would be is a matter of both perspective and subjectivity. Jehova's witness should be launched into the sun though, with the rest of the cults that disown or emotionally abuse dissidents or apostates.
 
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Zepheral said:
I wish religion was gone so Jehovah witnesses can stop preaching at my door.

NO, seriously, it's annoying and these old ladies come knocking at my door evrey Sunday.

I REALLY WISH THEY FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just greet them with a bathrobe on(Preferably red) and carry a goat's skull when you do it.
Complain that you need to start 'the ritual' all over again now they've interupted
 
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It's funny, actual satanism has to be one of the most well hidden cults of the world. The actual rites and rituals of satanism are hidden behind an entire veneer of an extra religion by the same name that has entirely different lore and interpretation of religion and the "anti-bible". Makes me wonder what the real followers of the king of lies are up to these days.
 
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Being retarded. You'd have to be, "hurr, I'm going to trade some fleeting earthly pleasure's to be Satan's bitch er 'valued servant' for eternity". Dude got pissy because god treated us too well, don't seem him giving a shit if you're on his side or not.

Zepheral said:
I wish religion was gone so Jehovah witnesses can stop preaching at my door.

NO, seriously, it's annoying and these old ladies come knocking at my door evrey Sunday.

I REALLY WISH THEY FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
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You did say you wanted to diversify the women in your neighborhood...
 
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You did say you wanted to diversify the women in your neighborhood...
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Not when it annoys me or annoys others. A person must find god (the goddess , or the imaginary friend) on their own. If the bible tells you to jump off a mountain at age 21, to keep your youth in heaven, would you do it?

Also how does 1 heaven fit to everyone's conflicting desires?


I wish people weren't closed minded sheep.

Religion is cool when it helps you, but don't be stupid and say your religion is real and better while there are so many others claiming the same thing.

If your mad at this post please state why is your imaginary friend is better than the other imaginary friends.
 
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Zepheral said:
Not when it annoys me or annoys others. A person must find god (the goddess , or the imaginary friend) on their own. If the bible tells you to jump off a mountain at age 21, to keep your youth in heaven, would you do it?

Also how does 1 heaven fit to everyone's conflicting desires?


I wish people weren't closed minded sheep.

Religion is cool when it helps you, but don't be stupid and say your religion is real and better while there are so many others claiming the same thing.

If your mad at this post please state why is your imaginary friend is better than the other imaginary friends.
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Hey now, there's room enough in Hel for everyone. Plus the admission fee is "Don't die a horrible bloody death in battle". And you get to KEEP not doing that for eternity.
 
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I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

:p
 
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I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

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you rang?
 
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AceofWind said:
I have no idea what I just summoned
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ME!
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I know I'm a fairly big guy and I'm pretty athletic, but I always just felt I could do more. I always thought there was just more that could come from me. This divide from who I am and who I know I could be ends up making me feel worse about myself in the long run. And then that utter lack of self confidence ends up not helping my relationship status, and now I'm just lonely. So I mean, yeah, I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
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UrusaiSenpai said:
I wish i could Japanese :3
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"could Japanese"? That sounds like a scandism to me, are you from the High North by any chance? ;)

This is going to sound pathetic, but I wish I had more people to hug where I live now. I'm a hugger, I thrive on physical contact, but it's all a bit too professional and stiff and I haven't got any close confidants.
 
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