Possible Remake of Jungle Girl
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Yeah... it sucked to be that guy. I had another friend who found out the girl he hooked up with was a hooker AFTER the sex, when she demanded payment. Unfortunately it's better to pay the girl just to avoid the trouble in that case.
That's two good reasons why, during my stay, the only sex I had involved one lover: my hand.
Yeah... it sucked to be that guy. I had another friend who found out the girl he hooked up with was a hooker AFTER the sex, when she demanded payment. Unfortunately it's better to pay the girl just to avoid the trouble in that case.
That's two good reasons why, during my stay, the only sex I had involved one lover: my hand.
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Again, the overwhelming "It's a trap" comes to mind as she probably didn't let on that she was a hooker to avoid him telling her to sod off. And while sounding lonely, you sound like you still got the best out of the whole situation.
Again, the overwhelming "It's a trap" comes to mind as she probably didn't let on that she was a hooker to avoid him telling her to sod off. And while sounding lonely, you sound like you still got the best out of the whole situation.
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Well regarding the hooker situation, I would be downright ashamed of myself if I picked up a girl for some and she demanded payment, and I would be rather angry for the next few days.
As for the TRAP thing, I'm semi-gay/Bi-Sexualish, so I guess if it looks like a woman, talks like a woman, and acts like one, no problem.
I say all this, but I'm more or less a virgin, so I don't have much say on the subject actually.
Well regarding the hooker situation, I would be downright ashamed of myself if I picked up a girl for some and she demanded payment, and I would be rather angry for the next few days.
As for the TRAP thing, I'm semi-gay/Bi-Sexualish, so I guess if it looks like a woman, talks like a woman, and acts like one, no problem.
I say all this, but I'm more or less a virgin, so I don't have much say on the subject actually.
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but... but why did you get rid of your gir slippers?
but... but why did you get rid of your gir slippers?
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'cuz I wanted them.
*whistles the doom song*
'cuz I wanted them.
*whistles the doom song*
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I'm sure those are just photo-shopped. Anything is possible on the internet.I AM A HUMAN FEMALE. I HAVE A VAGINA AND EVERYTHING.
Allow me to offer the following photographic evidence:
An old photo. I no longer have the Gir slippers, but I do still have the boobs.
I <3 vinyl pants.
Last Halloween. I was Poison Ivy and that was a delicious sour apple martini.
Several X-mases ago. Note the boobs.
Even in a medium as pure and pristine as snow, I still manage to find an outlet for my perverted impulses.
Are we clear on my gender now?
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"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me..." "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me..." "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."
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Schrödinger's virgin: If we lock him in a room with a harem, it's both an orgy and not an orgy until the door is opened. Until this state is resolved, he is both a virgin and not one.
Also: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle as applied to genitalia: You can know either where it is or where it's going, not both.
Schrödinger's virgin: If we lock him in a room with a harem, it's both an orgy and not an orgy until the door is opened. Until this state is resolved, he is both a virgin and not one.
Also: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle as applied to genitalia: You can know either where it is or where it's going, not both.
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That is the best stuff I have heard in a long time, + rep,
for making me laugh so hard, I might decide to try fit that into my sig after some thinking, if I do, thanks in advance xD.
That is the best stuff I have heard in a long time, + rep,
for making me laugh so hard, I might decide to try fit that into my sig after some thinking, if I do, thanks in advance xD.
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Hmm, that reminds me, I've been utilising one of the basic principles of physics for a revolutionary effect. There is a law that states, you cannot measure a value without the value slightly changing. So what I've been doing is regularly measuring my penis. It's a bit of a gamble though, 'cause you don't know whether the value wil increase or decrease.
I've yet to be able to find other test subjects.
Hmm, that reminds me, I've been utilising one of the basic principles of physics for a revolutionary effect. There is a law that states, you cannot measure a value without the value slightly changing. So what I've been doing is regularly measuring my penis. It's a bit of a gamble though, 'cause you don't know whether the value wil increase or decrease.
I've yet to be able to find other test subjects.
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Re: Possible Remake of Jungle Girl
If it helps, my vagina has been growing.
If it helps, my vagina has been growing.
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I'm pretty sure vaginas require a liquid with more nutrients in it than water.
I'm pretty sure vaginas require a liquid with more nutrients in it than water.
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