but... but why did you get rid of your gir slippers?An old photo. I no longer have the Gir slippers, but I do still have the boobs.
How much do you want for them?'cuz I wanted them.
*whistles the doom song*
I'm sure those are just photo-shopped. Anything is possible on the internet.I AM A HUMAN FEMALE. I HAVE A VAGINA AND EVERYTHING.
Allow me to offer the following photographic evidence:
An old photo. I no longer have the Gir slippers, but I do still have the boobs.
I <3 vinyl pants.
Last Halloween. I was Poison Ivy and that was a delicious sour apple martini.
Several X-mases ago. Note the boobs.
Even in a medium as pure and pristine as snow, I still manage to find an outlet for my perverted impulses.
Are we clear on my gender now?
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me..." "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."I'm sure those are just photo-shopped. Anything is possible on the internet.
Schrödinger's virgin: If we lock him in a room with a harem, it's both an orgy and not an orgy until the door is opened. Until this state is resolved, he is both a virgin and not one.but I'm more or less a virgin
That is the best stuff I have heard in a long time, + rep,Schrödinger's virgin: If we lock him in a room with a harem, it's both an orgy and not an orgy until the door is opened. Until this state is resolved, he is both a virgin and not one.
Also: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle as applied to genitalia: You can know either where it is or where it's going, not both.
Water it regularly?If it helps, my vagina has been growing.
Example?I'm pretty sure vaginas require a liquid with more nutrients in it than water.
Disclaimer: Response contains pornographic depictions which may result excitement, erections, fapping, dick-chafing and jizz. Erections lasting more than four hours may require medical attention.Example?