Officer Juggs: Cellar Shagging
Officer Juggs is on vacation out by the pool in her back yard, soaking up the sun’s rays as she relaxes with a drink while reading a book.
This is what she should be wearing. Hat, sunglasses, and all.
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Please remove the stands of black cloth that hang down the sides of her hips.
She also has on a pair of matching blue high heeled shoes.
Officer Juggs is on vacation out by the pool in her back yard, soaking up the sun’s rays as she relaxes with a drink while reading a book.
She also has on a pair of matching blue high heeled shoes.
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Juggs: Ah, it’s nice to still be able to work on my tan in the fall. Not too many more days and winter is around the corner.
As she is enjoying herself, her cellphone rings and she raises her sunglasses to her forehead and picks up her cellphone off of the table which is to her left. She sees that whoever is calling her is from a number she doesn’t recognize. But curiosity gets the best of her and she decides to answer the phone.
Juggs: Hello, this is Officer Jasmine Juggs.
Voice on Phone: Hello Ms. Juggs, my name is Harold B. Boring, and I am a lawyer from the law firm Flat, Chested, and Boring. Have you heard of us?
Juggs: Flat, Chested and Boring? Yeah, I know of your firm. If you can call that ram shackled building from downtown a law firm. Don’t you guys usually represent the same scumbags that myself, and the other cops of this city, try to put away?
Voice on Phone: Yes, well we are a meager firm, albeit a successful one. And justice for all of course…heh heh…
Juggs: You’re interrupting my vacation Harold, and I don’t get many vacation days. So if you got a point to make I suggest you get to it.
Voice on the phone: Yes of course, straight to business. Have you ever heard of Sir Edward HooterHumper?
Juggs: Sir Edward What-a-Humper?
Voice on the phone: Sir Edward HooterHumper. He was a descendant of English royalty who had immigrated to MNF Metropolis in 1880.
Juggs: No, should I have heard of him?
Voice on the phone: Well according to our records he was an ancestor of yours. Actually, he was your Great, Great, Grandfather on your mother’s side. Anyway, when he moved here he had once owned some land south of the city, west of Lagoon Beach. Do you know the area of which I speak?
Juggs: That area is kind of the middle of nowhere; isn’t it?
Voice on the phone: Yes, the city, as well as some other investors, have been looking that direction to expand, however some of that land there is still privately owned by the Hooterhumper family. I’m surprised you never heard of them.
Juggs: Not that it’s any of your business, but I never stayed in touch with my family. Again Harold, get to the point, your rambling is starting to piss me off.
Voice on the phone: Yes, so sorry about that. I have a tendency to be…well a bit boring at times. Or so I am told. Heh..heh…
Juggs: …
Voice on the phone: But…*ahem*…I digress. Well our firm was outsourced by the city to contact you about a deed to that land, and at the moment you seem to be the only living heir. Which means that land is yours if you so choose to inherit it.
Juggs: What would I want with a bunch of land?
Voice on the phone: Well if you officially own it you could sell it to the city, or whomever, if they so wish to purchase it. And being that the land was purchased before the turn of the 20th century, you are not required to pay any property taxes!
Juggs: Hot damn, I like the sound of that! Do you need me to come down and sign something?
Voice on the phone: Actually we do, but before you decide, why don’t you go scout out the land for yourself, and see if you think it’s worth anything. Also we are closing up for the day, so you would be better coming downtown tomorrow.
Juggs: Alright! That sounds like a plan! Thanks Harold!
Voice on the phone: Oh you are very much welcome Ms. Juggs. I will text you a free app that works as a GPS locator and the coordinates you need to find the place. And by the way did you know that property tax was originally designed by…
Juggs hangs up the phone on Harold in midsentence. Shortly after she gets the text for the information she needs. She sits up in her lounger all excited and smiling.
Juggs: Wow, this land could be worth something, and its tax free! I better change, and go check it out!
Juggs: Shit…all my clothes are still in the wash. Fuck it, I will just go down there like this. Oh well, maybe I will stop by Lagoon Beach on my way back, than finish working on my tan there.
Juggs Personal Car.
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As Officer Juggs drives up to the lot on an abandoned dirt road, she gets out of the car and takes a look around. It’s basically a setting of green meadow with some pine trees in the background. As she gets out of her car to take a closer look, she sees where an old house use to be, but all that is left is the concrete foundation on the ground with a doorless cellar entryway beside it.
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Juggs: Wow, there was a house here once, but is totally gone now. The cellar doors must have rotted away, but it looks pretty like the entry way is still clear. I wonder what’s down there.
A ghostly voice than eerily cries out in a loud whisper from within the dark cellar: H-hellllllp M-mmmeee!
Juggs jumps back in a bit of a fright!
Juggs: Whoa! What the fuck?!
Ghostly voice repeats: H-hellllllp M-mmmeee!
Juggs: What?! Who’s down there? Are you injured? I’m a police officer I can help you.
Ghostly voice: P-pleeeeasssse! H-hellllllp M-mmmeee!
Juggs: Hold on sir, I can’t see a thing. I have to go back to my car real quick and retrieve a flashlight and first aid kit. After I access your wounds, I will call for an ambulance.
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Juggs goes down the cellar steps, with her flashlight in one hand, a first aid kit in the other, and her sunglasses are removed. The downstairs cellar is larger than she imagined, and inside it there is a ton of old wooden furniture and book shelves covered over by decades of cobwebs.
As Juggs explores the area she says: Sir, where are you? I can’t find you.
Ghostly voice: O-over here…behind t-the bookshelf…on the bed.
As she walks over she sees a ghostly figure like this laying on the ground. He looks tired and weak, as far as ghosts go.
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Though he isn’t wearing a coat and his clothing looks much more ragged.
Juggs: Holy Shit! You’re a freaking ghost!
Ghostly voice: Y-yesssss. I am the trapped soul of S-Sir Edward Hooterhumper! This was once my cellar, which was built below my mans-s-s-ion. I’ve been stuck here for over one hun-hundred yearsssss.
Juggs: Sir Edward Hooterhumper?! No way, you’re my Great-Great Grandfather! But how and why are you trapped in your cellar?
Ghostly voice: L-long ago…I hired a medium to read my fortune. She told me, t-that I was doomed to ruin and poverty if I built my house here. S-she didn’t say why, only that I had to move or be cursed. I called her a fraud and told her to leave. S-shortly after, I died in a farming accident, and s-since then I haven’t been able to m-move to the beyond.
Juggs: Uh…okay…uh…I can’t really help with that. Should I go get a priest or something?
Ghostly voice: No priest can help me. In the time I have been t-trapped here, I found an ancient tome that s-s-says only strong powerful energy from the throes of passion can break a curse that sh-shackles the soul. P-please, I beg of you. I have been here so loooong.
Juggs: I see well I…WAIT?! WHAT?! IF YOU’RE SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING YOU CAN FORGET IT! I’M NOT DOING THAT! I’M YOUR GREAT, GREAT, GRANDDAUGHTER FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Ghostly voice: I know what I ask for is-s much. But my s-soul is so weak. I fear, I s-shall slip into oblivion if nothing is-s done s-s-soooon.
Juggs: Ugh…fuck my life. I would hate to have my great-great-grandfathers soul just disappear into nothing on my conscience. Alright gramps, I will help you out, for the sake of your eternal salvation. Maybe just a blowjob will do the trick. Sit up and spread your legs, gramps you’re about to get the cock sucking of a lifetime…or in this case an afterlife time.
Sex Scene 1
A blowjob scene similar to this; until he cums.
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During the Blowjob:
Ghostly Voice: S-s-soooo G-Goood!
Ghostly Voice: Y-yessss! Suck it hard! Go Deeper!
Juggs says to herself: I don’t know how this is working, but his cock feels so real in my mouth! And how the hell am I supposed to go deeper? This cock is fucking huge!
Sucking Sounds: SCHLLURRP SCHLLURRP SCHLLURRP
Although Juggs is sucking her undead grandfather’s dick, his cock is so big she can only get 1/4 of it in her mouth. Gramps can already start to feel some of his strength return, but he wants more! So he reaches down with both hands and drives his hips forward as he fucks Juggs mouth and rams his cock down her throat. Her eyes should cross towards the center of her nose (comically) at this point as she now has 1/2 of her Gramps cock hammering hard into her throat. He holds her for a few seconds and then lets her slide up till she has just the tip in her mouth, but then drives her head down his shaft hard again thrusting upwards. Now she is up to ¾ of the way down his cock! Again her eyes cross and then slowly uncross as he lets her move her head all the way back to the top, and then finally one final violent thrust as he drives her all the way down to his nutsack. Juggs eyes are wide and her throat is completely stuffed!
Sex Scene Dialogue:
Juggs First Throat Cram: MMMPPPHHHHCCKLLLLGKKL
Ghostly Voice: Fuck yeah you big titted slut! Get that fucking cock in your throat!
Juggs Second Throat Cram: MMMPPCCKCLLGGGRMMPPH
Ghostly Voice: Come on you can do better than that! Get down on it!
Juggs Third Throat Cram: MMMPPPHHHACKMPHGLK
Ghostly Voice: No Granddaughter of mine is going to do a half-ass job! Suck it like you mean it!
Juggs Fourth Throat Cram: MMMMMPHHHGLOTCH!
Ghostly Voice: There ya go Big Tits, deep throat that fucker!
Than from here out Ghost Gramps fucks her throat deep with violent pumps until he blows his load, causing some cum to shoot to leak out from around her mouth and spurt out from her nose.
Sex Scene 2
Juggs is relieved to finally have her ghostly grandfathers cock out of her mouth, and get some much needed air. She noticed that during the blowjob, he was getting stronger and wasn’t stuttering anymore. Plus he seems to be less like a ghost and made more of flesh like a man.
Juggs Thinking: It seems like the sex is working! Grandpa is getting stronger! And he doesn’t look as pale as he use too! Is…is he coming back to life?!
But she doesn’t have long before her grandfather now adjusts himself to fuck her massive rack, not even bothering to take her bikini top off. (The top could have an option where it can be removed with a button if others like that, I personally have a clothing fetish.)
Ghostly Voice: Oh yeah, these fuckers are huge! You would have done your great, great, grandmother proud! Now squeeze those big melons around my cock while I fuck them, and show you why I have the surname Hooterhumper!
So now Juggs is also getting aggressive and squeezer her big tits as she is still on her knees, nearly crushing her grandfathers cock and bouncing up and down while she eggs him on.
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Juggs: Yeah come on Gramps, fuck these big fucking JUGGS of mine! Fuck them like you own them! Harder! Faster!
Gramps: You big titted bitch! I’ll show you how some real hooterhumping is done!
Gramps is now standing while he fucks Juggs tits while she is still on her knees. They both fuck really fast and hard and she is also bouncing in rhythm with his thrusting. This goes on until he blows his load all over her face and tits.
Sex Scene 3
Juggs is now on the bed missionary style while Gramps drives her down into the mattress of the old squeaking bed.
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But instead of holding onto her legs he is holding onto her massive tits, and her bra can be gone by now.
Sex Scene Dialogue:
Juggs: Yes, fuck me harder Gramps! Do it! Drive it in to me!
Gramps: Oh fuck yeah, this fucking pussy is so tight! Jesus, even your grandmother wasn’t this fucking tight!
Juggs: Oh yeah, drive it into me! Fuck me through the bed and into the fucking floor!
Gramps: You mega-titted…RAAAHHH…HEAR I CUM!
Sex Scene 4
Gramps has now flipped Juggs over onto all fours as she is on the bed.
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Sex Scene Dialogue:
Gramps: Alright “Officer Juggs” time to get your ass reamed!
Juggs shaking her ass: Well come on and do it then Gramps! I don’t got all day!
Gramps: You insolent…alright you want it?! Here it is!
Gramps grabs Juggs by the hips and drives is cock into her ass!
Juggs: Oh fuck that’s huge!
Juggs eyes are nearly popping out of her head as he impales her from behind.
Gramps: Bah, I only got half of it in! But I’m not going to stop until I am bottoming out!
Gramps: Here we go!
With that he gives another hard thrust!
Juggs: AAAAAAHHHH! You’re splitting me like a log!
Gramps: Almost there!
Gramps drives back and then thrusts until he is all the way in.
Juggs eyes are rolled up and her tongue is hanging out while she has a stupid looking grin on her face and then her Grandpa starts to pound her.
Gramps: Yeah, this is a tight fit! You like that you stupid bitch!
Juggs: Oh…my..AAAH…fucking…AAAAAAAAHHHHH….GOOOOOOOOOOD!
Gramps: Yeah, take it! Take it Officer Juggs, take your grandfathers big dick up your tight little ass!
Juggs: UUUUGGH….OMMMFPPHH…GGAAAHHH…FUUUUAAAHHH!!
Gramps: Come on Thunder-Juggs, say that this is incest! Say it!
Juggs: Ugh…This…This is…
Gramps smacks her ass.
Juggs: AAAHHHH
Gramps: I can’t hear you! Try again!
Juggs: This is…incest!
Gramps smacks her ass again.
Gramps: What’s that?
Juggs: THIS IS INCEST! THIS IS INCEST! OH GAWD THIS IS FUCKING INCEST!
Gramps: HELL YEAH! HERE I CUM YOU SLUTTTY BITCH!
Gramps: RRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Juggs eyes roll up into her head and her tongue is hanging out as she has the climax of her life.
Juggs: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUUUUUUUUUCK!
Gramps Cums deep in her ass.
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Juggs has been fucked silly by her great, great, grandfather and she is near a comatose state. But Sir Edward Hooterhumper looks healthier and stronger than ever.
Sir Edward: HA HA! I have done it! I have finally found a way to return from my damnation! That stupid medium thought that she could curse Sir Edward Hooterhumper after I stole her land from her! Ha, well it’s too bad that she is long dead for I would have loved to torture her for all eternity for what she did to me. But no matter, I am alive again and free! Now I can reassume my studies in the dark arts and go back to enslaving the world!
Gramps looks at Juggs as she is a withering mass of post orgasm on the old bed.
Sir Edward: And I have you to thank for this my darling descendant! I think I will let you live for now, that was the best sex I have ever had in my life, and I so would love to participate in it again someday! Fair thee well my dear granddaughter! Bahahahaha!
And in a flash, Sir Edward Hooterhumper is gone, and Juggs lays there thinking covered in cum.
Juggs: What have I done? Oh God, I took a lot of cum…I think I’m pregnant!
The End?
