Story:
The game starts with an average joe name "Mike" buying "Super Slut Sister the not Wii U version" in stormy night. Why is it important that there is a storm in this story? Because somehow stormy nights means u get suck into virtual world of Super Slut Sisters that's why. Which happens to Chris strangely enough as lighting somehow hit his game console right when he insert the disc in his console.
Dialouge:
Mike: I finally have Super Slut Sister, I've been waiting forever for this game to come out.
Mike: W-what the hell is going on? AAAAHHHHHH!!!
After he got pulled into the virtual reality, Chris woke up on meadow where he is greeted by Pit of all people. After conversing with 1 to another, Pit warned him that he only has 48 hours to get back.
Dialouge
Mike: Aaawww shit, what in the hell just happened?
Pit: Hey, are you alright?
Mike: Holy crap!!! You're Pit from Kid Icarus.
Pit: Kid Icarus? Oh I get it, you're the material world. You must be one of those fellas that has video games as his hobbies.
Mike: Huh? You know you're a video game character?
Pit: Sure do.
Chris And you're not freak out from this horrible revalation?
Pit: It still my reality, but that's not important right now. You get out of here asap.
Mike: Ummm why?
Pit: Something about endangering existence as we know it & you have only less than 48 hours to do so.
Mike: WHAT!!!??? But I don't know even know how I got here to begin with! All I can remember is that lighting hit my game console & here I am. This shouldn't even be possible.
Pit: Don't worry, I completely studied how to help foreigners get back to their homeworld. Wow that sounds a lot more racist saying it out loud.
Pit: I should probably ask Lady Palutena to change the title.
Mike: Ok racism aside what do I have to do?
Pit: According to returning foreingers 101, you need fix whatever you change did when you got here.
Mike: WTF!? How do I even know what I change to begin with?
Pit: Don't worry I'm sure you'll figure out. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Mike:.......Oh God I'm screwed.
Pit: Anyways I got to back Angel Land & talk to Lady Palutena about your circumstances. Here an angel communicator. Keep update whenever you fix whatever you change.
Mike:.....This is just a walkie talkie & when did you guys ever need a walkie talkie.
Pit: I dunno, Lady Palutena just randomly invented it. Good thing she did, huh buddy? Anyways good luck.
As Mike aimlessly wander the open field completely confuse on what could be indentify as a problem in this crazy world. He spots Bowser harassing Princess Peach. Mike knew he stood no chance a juggernaught who can casually tank a black hole & a super nova, he realize he need to use what little wit he posses. He grab the closest rock he can find & threatend Bowser it was a doomsday device. Bowser crying uncontrobably starts ranting how Peach belong to him since he actually makes the effort to be with Peach. Peach actually agrees & finally state all this time she's been in love with him not Mario. To celebrate their relationship, they proceed with Peach giving a titjob to Bowser.
Dialouge:
Mike: Great I've wandering around for what's gotta be an hour now. How the hell am I supposed find what's different in Super Slut Sisters?
Peach: Someone help me, Bowser is trying kidnap me again. And I have no means to defend myself other than my useless Toads
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That's right you belong to me now.
Mike: Oh shit! Its King Koopa, how the hell am I supposed help her? That bastard can tank a Super Nova & a Black hole. Wait he's always been pretty stupid so I maybe I can bluff my win.
Mike: Back OFF King Koopa! What I got here is a......um, um, a SUPER-ULTRA-DOOMDAY device.
Bowser: Oh God! Don't hurt me, i won't try kidnap the princess, just don't kill me.
Mike
Thought Bubble) Wow he just gave stupidity & gullibility a new standard.
Mike: Don't worry Princess, you're safe now. Let's get you back to one true love Mario.
Bowser
crying) Its not fair! Mario takes 30 years & he still hasn't made move on Peach while I've been making genuine efforts to get her to love me. Not mention she's the mother of my 7 children.
Peach: Oh my goodness. You're right Bowser. All those times I thought Mario was my true love, but now I my eyes have been open. C'mere & let me give you a titjob as your new wife.
Mike:......What?
titjob:
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Peach: Thank You, you have help me find true love.
Mike: You're welcome?
Mike
Thought Bubble) I think I just got Mario neotrared.
Afterwards Pit contacted Mike regarding if has fix anything. Mike just went with being truthful told Pit. Pit took this pretty casually & said everyone kinda saw it coming since Peach the resident whore. He told Mike to help Cynthia to resolve conflict between Team Magma & Team Aqua. Mike immediately starts traveling to where Cynthia. When he got there Cynthia was outnumber 2 to 1. Mike's presence should've even the odds except he's not a Pokemon trainer. After a brief conversation with Cynthia, Mike notice that both guys has a boner. Mike ask Cynthia if she even notice, in which she said no, but proceed to give both Team Magma & Aqua a *insert sex posistion*.
Pit: Hey Mike did you fix anything yet?
Mike: I somehow hook Bowser up with Peach.
Pit: Weird, but that's ok.
Mike: Ok? I just neotrare Mr. Video Game!
Pit: I wouldn't worry about it, Princess Peach has always been the resident slut anyways.
Pit: Anywho, you should help out Cynthia now, she's in Safron City for some reason.
Mike: Wait. Cynthia, as in the Pokemon Champion of Shinnoh?
Pit: Yup! Better get going. And remember "I believe in you"
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Mike: Oh God that's gonna be thing between isn't it?
Mike: *whew* Finally made it! Now to find Cynthia and-
Mike: And she's fighting members of Team Aqua & Magma God dammit.
Cynthia: Finally reinforcement, now we can even the odds.
Mike: Yeah....I don't have any Pokemon whatsoever.
Cynthia: What!? Then what are you even doing here?
Mike: Something I've been wondering myself & desperately hoping you have answers.
Cynthia: Never mind that right now. Get out of here before you become a casualty.
Mike: Fine, but can you at least tell me why Team Magma & Aqua have boners!?
Cynthia: What they do? Hhhmmm, so that's what's going on. They had a Hypnos to hynoptize them in order to become stronger.
Mike: Wait, why hynoptize the trainers & not the actual Pokemons? They're the ones doing the damage.
Cynthia: Fufufu, that's not important right now.
Cynthia: OOOHHHHH boys.
