ACT [KooooN Soft] Shinobi Girl (RJ078162)

[Sojourner]

Re: Shinobi Girl

So what you're saying is, they wanted to rape your face ?

No, to effectively fuck someone's voice, you'd have to decapitate them at the base of the skull. That way, the voice box would be intact while you pump and dump in their trachea. Trachea: the other vagina.

 

[Darmy647]

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The good old Legend of zelda syndrome...

Its mute because they want room for you're imagination to help is all. Notice how when you watch a porno, if the guy says ANYTHING, you automatically hate him and dont really want to hear him anymore. Kinda like Link, as weird as a comparison that is, its just supposed to help the imagination Bloom to help the eroticness in Angel girls case, or the heroicness of Link in Legend of zelda's case. Besides, like the old saying goes, please all and you please none.

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Shinobi Girl

No, to effectively fuck someone's voice, you'd have to decapitate them at the base of the skull. That way, the voice box would be intact while you pump and dump in their trachea. Trachea: the other vagina.

That's just... Ok, wow.

*hides in corner with a knife.

 

[AngelKara]

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That's just... Ok, wow.

*hides in corner with a knife.

O_0 Mind if I join you...

 

[ecoISDP]

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No, to effectively fuck someone's voice, you'd have to decapitate them at the base of the skull. That way, the voice box would be intact while you pump and dump in their trachea. Trachea: the other vagina.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience! It's good to know people who know what they are doing.

 

[ToxicShock]

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O_0 Mind if I join you...

DON'T DO IT, SHE'S GOT A KNIFE, SHE'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND FUCK YOUR TRACHEA!
...hmmm...... no, toxic that's stupid, you'd be decapitated. But on the other hand, she'd fuck my trachea..... yeah but then I wouldn't feel it, never mind, dumb idea.

So hey, lizardmen in shinobi girl? What's that all about?

 

[AngelKara]

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XD

 

[Gatorbait]

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...hmmm...... no, toxic that's stupid, you'd be decapitated. But on the other hand, she'd fuck my trachea..... yeah but then I wouldn't feel it, never mind, dumb idea.

You'd feel SOMETHING, but I doubt it'd be little more than searing pain. Saw on the History channel (I think) a while back; they said that beheadings, the head was "alive" for several minutes before brain death. That's just uber creepy to me...

 

[AngelKara]

Lol nice. Is there any truth at all too that or did you just pull lizardmen off the top of your head?


I am now determined to stump this thing...

You'd feel SOMETHING, but I doubt it'd be little more than searing pain. Saw on the History channel (I think) a while back; they said that beheadings, the head was "alive" for several minutes before brain death. That's just uber creepy to me...

Brain wouldn't be attached to the body anymore so Toxic wouldn't feel the raping the trachea part. As only the head would still have any feeling.

 

[Gatorbait]

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That's kinda my point >.<

 

[ToxicShock]

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You'd feel SOMETHING, but I doubt it'd be little more than searing pain. Saw on the History channel (I think) a while back; they said that beheadings, the head was "alive" for several minutes before brain death. That's just uber creepy to me...

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i'd like it if you gave my head some life, dar har har arf arf arf

 

[AngelKara]

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That was hilarious.



Also yes finally stumped Akinator with The Nuckelavee! Thank you Orcadian folklore.

 

[Incubus]

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EDIT: And now I want to replay The Bard's Tale...

 

[Darmy647]

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That is super creepy, but there was an oold old horror movie about it i read somewhere...lemme see...Here we are, "The Brain That Wouldn't Die"

 

[AngelKara]

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Yes the nuckelavee. It's awesome.

 

[ecoISDP]

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i'd like it if you gave my head some life, dar har har arf arf arf

People die if they are killed.

 

[Incubus]

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People die if they are killed.

Having played the game that's from, the quote actually makes sense in context.

 

[Shitflops]

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I wonder how long intill the next update.

 

[assmaster]

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It seems Shitflops is aptly and lols-ily named.

 

[Darmy647]

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It has been rather long since the last update, eh? One can hope that means he's polishing and fine tuning it juuuuuust right.