Epic Quotes

[Sinfulwolf]

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"So, how can you explain the high amount of collateral damage when your team sweeps through an area" -unknown
"Enthusiasm?" Dalton Brooks

-Overstrike Trailer

 

[Games Dude]

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"You're the worst person in this room! You come here, and you enjoy spilling their blood! And listening to them cry out! You feel excited when you step on them, and snuff out their lives!" - Vincent

"Are you talking about the monsters?" - Heather

"Monsters? ....They looked like monsters to you?" - Vincent

-Silent Hill 3

 

[Caulder]

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"Don't argue with an idiot. It's not fair to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent." -Family quote

"Arguing with an idiot is pointless. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." -Random people on my TF2 community forums.

 

[Torakaka]

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"Crack that smile darling, the sun shines again once more tomorrow! Pip pip, a new day upon us! What is this? The night breaks way to morning light? What heavenly deed be this?" -Me

 

[Zelzar]

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It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed its feet to the perch, it might not be pushin' up the daisies! It's drawn down the curtains and joined the Choir Invisible! This is an ex-parrot!

Better replace it then!

Monty Python - The Parrot Sketch

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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[Zelzar]

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"They say love is the most powerful force in the universe. I'm trying to harness it to make weapons of mass destruction."

RPG Shooter: Starwish

 

[Kusanagi]

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(trying to figure out how to deal with a group of huge, cat-like clanks)
Tarvek: Well, if we threw in every minion we have, we might take out one of them.
Gilgamesh: That's a terrible plan!
Minion: Thank you, sir!
Gilgamesh: There's another twenty of them! We don't have enough minions!

---Girl Genius

 

[cross_grave]

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"Oh no. Every time you turn up, something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I have the stomach for it."

Raziel. Ironic, considering his appearance.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Missy: Sometimes I wish you'd look at me that way...
Ash: What, like checking for imperfections?
Missy: No, like opening me up and looking inside.
nudge nudge wink wink say no more
---Misfile

Shelly: You know when we were kids, and waited for that feeling of what it feels like to be a grownup? The secret is, we're all still kids. Some of us have just been around longer than others.

---Wapsi Square

 

[Aztlan]

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One of the few lines I remember from digimon. The quotes not epic though.
"I am the ultimate evil, complete with hot and cold running water".

 

[Kusanagi]

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"Deadeye": They say love is the most powerful force in the universe. I'm trying to harness it to make weapons of mass destruction.

---RPG Shooter: Starwish

 

[Nunu]

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thats a total black mage rip off from 8 bit theater.

 

[handofdoz]

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"i only have to make it halfway"-space cowboys.

 

[Copper]

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"fuck it, I don't care what you think. I'm trying to do the right thing" - Rep. R. McDonald, defending his choice to vote for gay marriage in New York.

 

[Kusanagi]

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<Nall> I watch porn, and what do I hear? Porn stars. I don't want to hear "OH, GOD, FUCK ME, YES, FUCK ME RIGHT THERE, YES, RIGHT THERE, GJ".
<Nall> No.
<Nall> I want to hear some pre-pubescent sounding ultra-sonic screeching. I want it to sound like a 12 year old girl being attacked by a rhino's horn.
<Nall> Thus, I turn to hentai.

 

[Kusanagi]

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LOL 2 WEEKS.

"yOU BROUGHT UP A PAN, uH,
iN THAT LAST sTAN, zA
bUT THE ONE i'M A FAN, oF
iS THE PAN HANDLED PUP, a,
yES, sHIT, iS A LEGIT,
tHING TO SAY ABOUT IT,
aBOUT THE PAN WITH THE MANGRIT,
oN WHOM i NOW SLAM IT,
yOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SLAMS,
wELL, uNLESS WHEN YOU CAN,
iN WHICH CASE, tHAT'S COOL, uH
i JUST SERVE UP THE HOOPLA,
tO GOAT NOSES, tHAT ARE HOOPLESS, })
aBOUT THE PAN, wHO'S CALLED PUPA,
iN THE CASE YOU WERE CLUELESS,
aBOUT THE PAN WHO CAN MAN, uP,
aND IS ABLE TO STAND, uP,
oN LEGS uNLIKE MINE, wHICH,
aRE FUNCTIONALLY USELESS,
tHE ONLY THING MORE FLY THAN THE RHYMES,
i'M SAYING TO EXPRESS ALL MY MALICES,
iS THE ABILITY HE HAD i WISH WAS MINE,
iNSTEAD OF i GUESS, THIS EXCESSIVE PARALYSIS,
bUT HIGH, iN THIS CASE, hAS DOUBLE THE MEANING,
iT MEANS HE CAN FLY, pLUS DOES HIGH SELF ESTEEMING,
tHAT'S TWO THINGS HE HAS, tHAT i'D RATHER WERE MINE,
hIS TWO FLAPPY WINGS, aND hIS BIG HEALTHY SPINE,"

-tAVROS

 

[Junkyard Dawg]

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I just found this thread today and I really wish I had been here earlier. Now that that's out of the way forgive me if a few of these are repeats as I have not read every line thus far.

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." - Deus Ex Human Revolution trailer

"No offense Shepard but things tend to explode around you." - Mass Effect 2

"You can either fight by my side or get crushed under my heel, but you will not stand in my way." - Mass Effect 2, Renegade Shep

-Where is <henchwoman name> ?
-At the bottom of an elevator shaft with about 2 tons of SUV shoved up her ass." - Live Free or Die Hard

"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man." - Patrick Rothruss, The Wise Man's Fear

"I see no God up here." - Yuri Gagarin, first man in space

"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;Rush in and die, dogs-I was a man before I was a king." Conan the Barbarian, The Phoenix on the Sword

 

[lurker]

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A few Gratuitous Space Battle gems:

-Federation-
-A thoroughly profitable victory! Your market worth will rise appropriately on the federation stock market.
-An excellent victory. And this is just the start. Think victory hats, victory mouse-mats, the works!
-Excellent work! I'm sure that your military genius will lead to substantial profits for your department!
-In retrospect, I'm not sure going with the lowest bidder for those spaceship hulls were such a smart move.

System Messages-

-Do you really want to delete this file? This cannot be undone. It will be blasted with high intensity lasers.

 

[SirOni]

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LOL 2 WEEKS.

"yOU BROUGHT UP A PAN, uH,
iN THAT LAST sTAN, zA
bUT THE ONE i'M A FAN, oF
iS THE PAN HANDLED PUP, a,
yES, sHIT, iS A LEGIT,
tHING TO SAY ABOUT IT,
aBOUT THE PAN WITH THE MANGRIT,
oN WHOM i NOW SLAM IT,
yOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SLAMS,
wELL, uNLESS WHEN YOU CAN,
iN WHICH CASE, tHAT'S COOL, uH
i JUST SERVE UP THE HOOPLA,
tO GOAT NOSES, tHAT ARE HOOPLESS, })
aBOUT THE PAN, wHO'S CALLED PUPA,
iN THE CASE YOU WERE CLUELESS,
aBOUT THE PAN WHO CAN MAN, uP,
aND IS ABLE TO STAND, uP,
oN LEGS uNLIKE MINE, wHICH,
aRE FUNCTIONALLY USELESS,
tHE ONLY THING MORE FLY THAN THE RHYMES,
i'M SAYING TO EXPRESS ALL MY MALICES,
iS THE ABILITY HE HAD i WISH WAS MINE,
iNSTEAD OF i GUESS, THIS EXCESSIVE PARALYSIS,
bUT HIGH, iN THIS CASE, hAS DOUBLE THE MEANING,
iT MEANS HE CAN FLY, pLUS DOES HIGH SELF ESTEEMING,
tHAT'S TWO THINGS HE HAS, tHAT i'D RATHER WERE MINE,
hIS TWO FLAPPY WINGS, aND hIS BIG HEALTHY SPINE,"

-tAVROS

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-GaMzEe