Useful move list:
Masturbating (recovers HP): Hold down and weak punch and kick.
Take a piss (fills SP bar): Hold down and heavy punch and kick.
Rising Punch: Down, forward, heavy punch.
Wind Slash: Down, forward, down,forward, heavy punch
* Stage 00, Dark Tiki: This is actually one of the more challenging fights in the game, since she actually has a proper and versatile moveset. But as all the rest, she's a cakewalk when you get a decent strategy down. Then again, most enemies use the exact same strategy, just different timing and openings. The easiest way to handle her is to dash past her attacks and heavy kick her from behind. You can also use rising punch, which will cancel most of her attacks. If you want to have some extra fun, you can just jump past her, walk towards her and press either weak or heavy punch or weak kick. Picking her off by cunnilingus is strangely satisfying.
* Stage 01, Eggplant: Just use the rising punch. Spam it like mad, and he will be gone in no time.
* Stage 02, Meat Catcher: Hold down and back and don't stand right by it and he won't be able to grab you. As soon as it teleports, dash after it and sit down again. When it's in the corner, just wait for it to try his long grab, dash forward and use rising punch. Walk backwards and sit down. Rinse and repeat.
* Stage 03, Mother D Worm: Run up to her, wait for her to turn yellow and then heavy kick her ass. Do this once more and she's done before 10 seconds has passed. Now you can just walk up to the little guys and weak kick them to death.
* Stage 04, Fluid Hunter: Heavy kick her and/or spam rising punch. Just don't jump and attack, especially when she has her SP at max, or she'll get you.
* Stage 05, AlauLune: Forward, forward and heavy kick. Glide into her, flip backwards (she does so automatically), if she summons a mushroom you just have to dash to her other side and glide kick her from there.
* Stage 06, Expander Bee: Heavy kick it. Just dash up to it, preferably behind it while it does... whatever really, and then just heavy kick it.
* Stage 07, Green Ameba: Heavy kick it, dash to its other side, heavy kick, dash to its other side and heavy kick it again. It's dead.
* Stage 08, Milk Jelly Fish: Wait for it to start attacking normally (it does a one, two attack) or for it to summon electric balls (not while it's jumping), then you just dash inbetween it and the hitbox of its attacks and heavy kick it. Do it two, at most three times and it's dead.
* Stage 09, Fallen Fairy: Just use rising punch. Wait for her to stand back up and start heavy kicking her. Or you can just trip her by sitting down and pressing heavy kick, dash forward and trip her again until she's dead. If you're having trouble against her beacuse of her special moves and/or max SP moves, there's a little trick to get rid of them, but it requires you to have a full SP bar yourself: press down, back, down, back and then heavy punch, and Tiki will float towards FF and sit on top of her, janking all of that saved up semen right out of her, not only making her lose health, but also deplete her SP bar, as well as making the penis icon flaccid, stopping all her special moves until it builds up again.
* Stage 10, Roper: Uhm... is it possible to lose to these guys in any other way than on purpose? Heavy kick them, use rising punch, lick them, whatever. They'll just die.
* Stage 11, Alakune: Heavy kick or Rising punch again. Just don't corner her, or she might instantly finish you with eggs.
* Stage 12, Fairy Crushers: Wait for the first crusher to run up to you and then dash past him. Use rising punch on him, pushing him into the left corner. Keep using rising punch and you'll get the second one as well when it appears. When the third one appears, just dash past him and start using Rising punch on them again. Or you can start it off by taking a piss until you have two full SP bars. Then kick the first crusher's ass until the second one appears, and then use Wind Slash to almost finish both of them off at once.
* Stage 13, F.C. Boss: Once again, just use heavy kick or rising punch. Dead in no time.
* Stage 14, Ana Moguri: Rising punch the left Moguri, since that damaging that one does not make the others appear. Kill it dead, then start using rising punch on the other one. Keep spamming rising punch, and use Wind Slash if you manage to fill a bar.
* Stage 15, Frozen Wolf: Guess what you should use against him? That's right, use the rising punch. Spam it, he won't even hit the ground.
* Stage 16, Mist Sisters: Take a piss. You'll be pissing alot here. Take a piss, fill two SP bars. Wait for the blue sister to get close to the left side of the screen, then dash to the right side of the statue on the other end of the screen. Use Wind Bleeze (spam weak punch), until the blue sister catches up to you. Jump back to the far end of the left side and take another piss. Rinse and repeat. Captain Obvious, but you should never be close to the blue sister while she has her SP at max. Bait her into using it, and then keep pissing and breathing.
* Stage 17, Raper Beast: He can be quite overwhelming, but he's easy to overcome. He likes to spam attacks you see, which leaves his back wide open. Dash to it and start kicking his ass heavy style. This way he can't ever get his SP bar up unless he hugs you.