I played in the first session of a Monster Hunter-themed dnd game recently and I ended up drinking a tribe of boar people under the table.
I also nailed a crit while blindfiring behind me and rolled like 17+ on everything until the last roll of the session, which was a nat 1 on a stealth roll.
So I guess 'huge drunk' is just something I play now. In this particular case, a huge drunk of a Mary Sue.
With proper Mary Sue aesthetics too. Everyone is like a 'normal' lookin adventurer, and then I'm this shitty anime girl in a rainbow poncho with feathers and crap in her hair.
Yolo.