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Re: The Weird One is suing WallPaper
Ow, watch the carrot!
Ow, watch the carrot!
Wouldn't we spend more time considering sooner or later we'd go on our period?eta: and please, you'd be spending the next three days trying to figure out how it worked. XDD So much more complicated and annoying than most males guess.
Go ahead I annoyed my best friend so much when she was on her period that now I'm no longer allowed to ask her if she's on it... or imply it... in any way at all... (I memorized the time of month... he he he he)The blood is nothing compared to the vomit-inducing cramps. > *prepares to tell horror stories~*
How should I know if she gets it predictably? After I asked 2 times she proceeded to try to tear me a new one unless I stopped...Ooh, she's lucky she gets it predictably. XD It's the surprise razor-faeries that are the worst!
I only asked her at the same time of month every month... <.<I'm trying to think of an equivalent for a guy that'd be as annoying. XDD I can't think of one. Maybe "lol, gotta boner? No? How about now? Now? Now? Ha ha, you don't/do!" or something along those lines?
Well, you just alleviated some of my concerns there. I've been worried about what that was all about.We always have boners, sometimes randomly painful. But the annoyance is usually in the testicles. We get absolutely random pains in there too with absolutely no timing which is apparently normal, according to doctors.
I don't feel as much pain as other guys when I'm drop kicked in the nuts... I can usually walk around although it might look a bit awkward... then again like I said I have a special circumstance....I remember a comedian commenting on his trip to the doctor about it. The doctor told him it was completely normal and ways to try and alleviate/prevent it are ejaculating more and exercising. To which the comedian responded, "Well then how the hell did I get it in the first place."
Bu yeah, that and the whole kick to the groin thing is completely immobilizing. If you'd like, I can go into specifics of what it feels like, it's actually a long description, not just "your balls really hurt when they get hit"