The Reputation Hilarity/Insanity thread New version

[Ninja_Named_Bob]

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I wish more people would talk about Vikings though...

or Mario's nipples...

Too busy talking about fluffy tails and creaming renamon ears. If we're not doing that, it's arguing about social engineering or some other meaningless shit. In a world full of porn and renamon ears/tails, the rest is trivial.

Who needs an economy when you have Stuffie's ears?

 

[Stuffie]

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Who needs an economy when you have Stuffie's ears?

Wow. No matter how much ridiculous stuff I read regarding my ears, there's always something said that is even more unbelievable and crazy.

Regarding Frankie Boyle: I love his accent, but do not enjoy his insult comedy. I feel like

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is a rather enjoyable mix of seriousness and egoistic a**hole though. ^^ Oh and

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! Bill Burr is great - see signature!

 

[arpaschad]

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in regards to stuffie's ears I would just quote one of Frankie's lines: "Is there anything in the Internet THEY won't masturbate to..."

 

[SirMalo]

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in regards to stuffie's ears I would just quote one of Frankie's lines: "Is there anything in the Internet THEY won't masturbate to..."

Half Life 3?

 

[super_slicer]

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Google disagrees.

 

[SirMalo]

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Google disagrees.

Google doesn't give a fuck about the number 3. Otherwise all you would get would be grilling chirping.

 

[super_slicer]

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As far as I know it only ignores special characters like punctuation (much to my dislike) but numbers are fair game.

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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Just gotta dig a bit deeper for some 3's

 

[arpaschad]

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the guy's signature above me is disturbing...but highly fascinating...

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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The Reputation... 29th September 2017 03:42 But is there 7/8/9 vore? -A certain, non-scientific ninja

Obviously!

 

[Stuffie]

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[ToxicShock]

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WRONG! I'm perfectly sane! Everyone else, however, is insane and trying to steal my magic bag.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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Give in Stuffie, and just let the liquids accumulate... :3

WRONG! I'm perfectly sane! Everyone else, however, is insane and trying to steal my magic bag.

It is quite the all powerful bag of darkness

Spoiler

 

[Zepheral]

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WRONG! I'm perfectly sane! Everyone else, however, is insane and trying to steal my magic bag.

 

[Lucifina]

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If it's not a jar of dirt then I'm not bothering with it.

 

[Ninja_Named_Bob]

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Obviously!

That's clearly a six, jackass! Gawd!

Welp, can't rape the tail anymore. Stuffie has taken the form of a loli, and as well all know, loli's are for bullying and non-sexual cuddling (which may also include bullying).

Funny story from a DnD session...

I joined a table of pals for a couple sessions for an adventure to a haunted castle. The occupants of the castle were lich's and a dwarf. Following the defeat of the lich group, we took the dwarf to the nearby town to receive judgment from the townsfolk. They were of the mind that because he served the lich's, he was deserving of death. Our evil sorcerer decided to polymorph him into a rat and put him in the bag of holding. The plan in the future is to perform insurance fraud for our dwarf cleric.

They recently fought a dragon with the idea to polymorph a giant into something tiny, and then have it explode from the dragon's stomach a la Alien. I swear to God, these guys take the simple, easy option and violate it until it's a twitching heap on the ground.

...Kind of what you guys do to Stuffie's ears.

Also,

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[arpaschad]

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That's clearly a six, jackass! Gawd!



Welp, can't rape the tail anymore. Stuffie has taken the form of a loli, and as well all know, loli's are for bullying and non-sexual cuddling (which may also include bullying).



Funny story from a DnD session...

I joined a table of pals for a couple sessions for an adventure to a haunted castle. The occupants of the castle were lich's and a dwarf. Following the defeat of the lich group, we took the dwarf to the nearby town to receive judgment from the townsfolk. They were of the mind that because he served the lich's, he was deserving of death. Our evil sorcerer decided to polymorph him into a rat and put him in the bag of holding. The plan in the future is to perform insurance fraud for our dwarf cleric.

They recently fought a dragon with the idea to polymorph a giant into something tiny, and then have it explode from the dragon's stomach a la Alien. I swear to God, these guys take the simple, easy option and violate it until it's a twitching heap on the ground.

...Kind of what you guys do to Stuffie's ears.

Also,

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lol reminds me of that time me and my friends play D&D 3.5...and I always play a Troll or Orc or maybe Half-Orc and roll till I get 17 Cha or more...it's really fun bluffing your way out of a well-guarded castle to break out one of your mates as a 7 foot tall ugly motherfucker who just threatens any guard to let him pass...

that said, I believe I discovered a new fetish that will kinda knock the people's ear fetish here... Brain Sex... I just found out about a novel entitled "The Butlerian Jihad" by Frank Herbert author of the renowned "Dune" sci-fi series of novels...

there was a scene there were two human brains in their canister disengaged from their heavy mech bodies and placed side by side each other and both of them (the brains) extend wires out of the canisters and "connect" to another sending brain pulses to each other simulating the feelings of having sex...

it's like they still have their human bodies from a thousand years ago but they can magnify the pleasurable feeling by "poking" at each other's brains...

fascinating...

 

[super_slicer]

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They recently fought a dragon with the idea to polymorph a giant into something tiny, and then have it explode from the dragon's stomach a la Alien. I swear to God, these guys take the simple, easy option and violate it until it's a twitching heap on the ground.

Well when you enlarge person the target just stops growing when they fill up available space, though they can attempt a STR check (that will likely fail, unless you and the giant are much higher level than the dragon, and why even bother at that point?).

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Here's a thread on the topic

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Basically it's up to your DM, but any worth their salt aren't going to let you explode creatures in that manner. Most'll just shunt the creature out and apply some force damage to both.

If it's not a jar of dirt then I'm not bothering with it.

Good, because you're not getting your hands on my bottle of air.

 

[XSI]

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On the topic of D&D/Pathfinder

I need a way to get my character to be a size larger for an hour or longer, without having to multiclass for it, without it being permanent, and without having to expend spell slots for the magic-using allies preferably
Why?
Because my character is fast. The GM decided travel time is done in increments of hours, and if my character can be a size bigger, then the slowest party member can ride on his shoulders.
Also he may have the soul of a bard and needs to enlarge to fuck a dragon or something at some point

Anyone have any suggestions?

 

[super_slicer]

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Bag of holding or portable hole, then you don't need to get bigger you can just carry the party at your normal size, just leave the aperture open so they get some air... or alternatively :

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He he he.

Though if you're dead set on enlarge person, just get some scrolls/wands and your casters can do it w/o using up slots, I think even potions would work.