Stupidest question you ever heard...
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
No, I'm pretty sure the most stupid question YOU'VE ever heard is "Age:"
No, I'm pretty sure the most stupid question YOU'VE ever heard is "Age:"
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
You're a fool and you don't understand how language works.
Some of the valley girl questions I remember are
"Do tadpoles turn into anything other than frogs?"
"If heat rises, how come the north pole hasn't melted?"
One of the dumbest answers I've heard lately was
"How old are you for this adult forum?"
"I'm 17."
*EDIT* Hey, triple post of ownage, nice job everyone, I congratulate you all. Drinks on me tonight
You're a fool and you don't understand how language works.
Some of the valley girl questions I remember are
"Do tadpoles turn into anything other than frogs?"
"If heat rises, how come the north pole hasn't melted?"
One of the dumbest answers I've heard lately was
"How old are you for this adult forum?"
"I'm 17."
*EDIT* Hey, triple post of ownage, nice job everyone, I congratulate you all. Drinks on me tonight
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
I don't care. I hate this guy enough to disregard everything he says and make my own shit up.
I don't care. I hate this guy enough to disregard everything he says and make my own shit up.
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
wat?
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Did you hear the nasty things he said about aika and nunu? And then he posted a bunch of illegal loli!
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
You pretty much can't at this point. You're banned as soon as someone with the power to do so pops in.
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
Well for starters you can stop being a furry. The next thing you can do is piss off.
As for dumb questions, I wasn't there for this one but a friend told me that a girl in his class asked this back in school; "If there's global warming does that mean there's global dimming?" I believe she was talking about the world cooling down.
Well for starters you can stop being a furry. The next thing you can do is piss off.
As for dumb questions, I wasn't there for this one but a friend told me that a girl in his class asked this back in school; "If there's global warming does that mean there's global dimming?" I believe she was talking about the world cooling down.
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
I don't really see how that's a stupid question.
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
"Global dimming" is when microparticles released by burning coal and stuff reflect heat from the sun causing the climate to cool, thus offsetting the warming at least partially.
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
"Is that animal DEAD?" - Rougly 45% of all questions at my exhibit at the zoo each day. Yes, because it's not moving that must mean it's dead. That's just basic logic. -___-;
"Is that a bird?" - Commonly said while pointing at our Two-toed Sloth.
"So how do the stingrays shoot their stingers out at you? They're like darts, right?"
"I thought kangaroos only lived in China?"
"Why is that big catfish in here?" - Said while pointing at our 6.5 foot/1.9 meter Nurse Shark.
The list goes on and on. I hate people, I really do. =x=
"Is that animal DEAD?" - Rougly 45% of all questions at my exhibit at the zoo each day. Yes, because it's not moving that must mean it's dead. That's just basic logic. -___-;
"Is that a bird?" - Commonly said while pointing at our Two-toed Sloth.
"So how do the stingrays shoot their stingers out at you? They're like darts, right?"
"I thought kangaroos only lived in China?"
"Why is that big catfish in here?" - Said while pointing at our 6.5 foot/1.9 meter Nurse Shark.
The list goes on and on. I hate people, I really do. =x=
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
Being a smart ass only works if you're smart. Slang creates common vernacular which creates definition. If you're going to pick apart what people say, try to do so in a way that makes sense.
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
Language works how it works. It doesn't matter for original definition because a lot of the words we use today were not even "originally" words. First a word is created or a word is used out of context in a slang way. The slang becomes common speech among people. The speech becomes recognized enough that it becomes a part of culture. The dictionary is not used to dictate our language, but is used as an accommodation to such. If a word becomes used enough in a certain way, that definition makes its way into our expectations of that word. In this way, a virgin can be someone who is penetrated by a penis, or it can be someone who hasn't had sex, the same way that the common phrase "piss off" means leave. Pretending that phrase is nonsensical is not only idiotic, but is close minded to culture the bore it.
Language works how it works. It doesn't matter for original definition because a lot of the words we use today were not even "originally" words. First a word is created or a word is used out of context in a slang way. The slang becomes common speech among people. The speech becomes recognized enough that it becomes a part of culture. The dictionary is not used to dictate our language, but is used as an accommodation to such. If a word becomes used enough in a certain way, that definition makes its way into our expectations of that word. In this way, a virgin can be someone who is penetrated by a penis, or it can be someone who hasn't had sex, the same way that the common phrase "piss off" means leave. Pretending that phrase is nonsensical is not only idiotic, but is close minded to culture the bore it.
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Re: Stupidest question you ever heard...
What if god was one of us? impossible he/she doesn`t exist.
Whats the meaning of life? There isn`t a meaning for n00bs...
If a rooster lays an egg on the roof which way does a it go left or right? If it was a hen it would roll right, after it learns how to fly up on the roof.
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yep.
Which cumed first the chicken or the egg? Your mom then the chicken was evolved by charles darwin i dun know mabye it was a prehestoric chicken or sumthang... than it laid eggs!
What do you believe in? NOTHING!
What if god was one of us? impossible he/she doesn`t exist.
Whats the meaning of life? There isn`t a meaning for n00bs...
If a rooster lays an egg on the roof which way does a it go left or right? If it was a hen it would roll right, after it learns how to fly up on the roof.
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yep.
Which cumed first the chicken or the egg? Your mom then the chicken was evolved by charles darwin i dun know mabye it was a prehestoric chicken or sumthang... than it laid eggs!
What do you believe in? NOTHING!