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Below will be procedurally created logs documenting the adventures of RJ and his companions.
Log 1
Log 2
Log 3
Log 1
Taki's Fish Log, Stardate 92387928: "Our adventures began as a desperate struggle to feed RJ, who'd gone without meat for five minutes before we arrived. He began to grow hysterical and proceeded to gnaw upon the human leg flesh of Glenn, the male human. Thankfully, a passing alien with a fat pink body, four eyes, and three ears came by and slammed his massive torso against RJ's starving body, killing him instantly and ending his suffering."
Log 2
RJ's Log, Stardate [I forgot after dying]: "I've been regenerated inside my ship thanks to the handy cloning technology that is able to recall my state of mind five seconds before my death and rejuvenate my body back to a healthy state. Which means I haven't forgotten how delicious Glenn's leg tasted while starving. It was delicious. I go back to the planet now to hopefully have better results."
Log 3
Glenn's Log: "The bitch with the white hair tried to eat me."