* 201. If you find this list to be lulzy, you are a rapist. Rape is serious fucking business.
* 202. If you are Bill Clinton, you are not a rapist, because you did not have sex with that woman.
* 203. If you you are George Bush, you are a rapist of the English language and democracy. You also raped your two hot daughters.
* 204. If you tazed me bro, you are a rapist.
* 205. If you are a member of the Skull and Bones, you are a rapist.
* 206. If you listen to a record backwards and you hear "you are a rapist," you are a rapist.
* 207. If you are Clive Owen, you are a rapist.
* 208. If you have ever been on an football team, you are a rapist.
* 209. If you own, know someone who owns, or have ever come into contact with a rape clock, you are a rapist.
* 210. If you're wondering what the fuck a rape clock is, you are a rapist.
* 211. If you don't find this list to be lulzy, you're a rapist.
* 212. If you didn't think it was awesome when Danny Bonaduce pwnt Johnny Fairchild on national television, you are a rapist
* 213. If you will play Sonic in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, then you are a rapist.
* 214. If you've ever corrected this list for grammatical errors, you are not only a rapist but also anal retentive.
* 215. If you think being "anal retentive" has to do with sodomy, you're a rapist.
* 216. If you deny being a rapist, you're not only a rapist, but also a liar.
* 217. If you've ever been raped, you are a rapist.
* 218. If you watch or listen to Howard Stern, you are a rapist.
* 219. If you got an erection at any point in time while reading this list you are DEFINITELY a rapist.
* 220. If rape turns you on you are Japanese
* 221. If you know who shot Kennedy you are a rapist.
* 222. If you shot Kennedy you are a rapist.
* 223. If you ARE Kennedy you are a rapist.
* 224. If you raped someone, you're a rapist.
* 225. If you've ever made a turducken, you are a rapist.
* 226. If you, as a child, ever asked your mother why she doesn't have a peepee, you're a rapist.
* 227. If you don't know what beateggs is, you're gonna get raped.
* 228. If you enjoy anchovies you are a rapist and you have bad taste.
* 229. If you misspell "definitely," you are a rapist.
* 230. If you read numbers 221-223 and remembered where you were when Kennedy was shot, you're not only a rapist, but you're fucking old, and therefore a pedophile.
* 231. If you're a rapist, you're a rapist.
* 232. If you're annoyed with the repetition of "if you're a rapist, then you're a rapist" entries on this list, then you are a rapist.
* 233. If you have ever been raped, you are encouraging rape.
* 234. If your girlfriend is into BDSM and loves it when you tie her up, you are a rapist.
* 235. If you are into BDSM and love it when your girlfriend ties you up, you are a rapist.
* 236. If you are a virgin and have a penis, then you are a rapist. And a loser.
* 237. If you are a man who lost your penis in an accident, you are still a rapist.
* 238. If you're a transvestite, you're a rapist, and a faggot.
* 239. If you're asexual, you're a rapist.
* 240. If you divide by zero, you're a rapist. OSHI-
* 241. If you think the cake is a lie you're a rapist.
* 242. If you brb'd to make soup, you are a rapist.
* 243. Sike, you can't be a rapist. You're a d00d.
* 244. If you are gay and take advantage of a dead corpse, you're a rapist. For example
* 245. If you delete fucking everything, you're a rapist and probably a furfag too.
* 246. If you say the name Candlejack, you're a ra
* 247. If you are on ED right now, you are a rapist.
* 248. If u no lyke mudkipz, you are a major rapist.
* 249. If you have AIDS, you are a rapist. Therefore, the guy that gave you those AIDS, is also a rapist, because he couldn't it in his fucking pants. RAPISTRAPISTRAPIST.
* 250. If, meanwhile reading all this list, you thought there were some entries twice or three times repeated, not only you are a rapist, but also a maniac.
* 251. If you did read this list to da end,and you didn't find it funny,you're not only a rapist but a emo,too.
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* 252. If you don't want battletoads for the wiistation 360 then your a rapist
* 253. If you have ever considered mutual masturbation, then you are a rapist.
* 254. If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, you are a rapist
* 255. Guess What? Surprise secks, rapist.
* 256. If your penis was bitten off by a rabid dog, who ran off with it, dumped it into a swimming pool and it then floated into someone's asshole, then you are a rapist
* 257. If you jump out of a plane, naked, with an erection, and the parachute doesn't open and you land prick first into someone's asshole, at 400mph, you are a rapist
* 258. If you have gender reassignment surgery and a hobo takes your severed prick out of the hospital waste bin and uses it as a dildo, in their asshole, you are a rapist.
* 289. if you spunk out of a window and it lands inside a passer by's asshole, you are a rapist
* 290. If you were actually that curious to look up rape on this site, you're a rapist therefore making me a rapist by typing these words.
* 291. If you're a chronic mastuabator who beats off without an erection and cums in less than five minutes, you're a rapist because you know how to finish fast.
* 292. If you've ever 'accidentally' put it in the wrong hole, you're a rapist
* 292. If you've ever masterbated over a pic of Abi Titmuss, Osama Bin Ladin and Hedwig ... YOU'RE A RAPIST!
* 293. If you made rule 292 and you spelled masturbated wrong and then made two 292s you are a rapist.
* 294 If you're the guy who pisses all over the floor in public restrooms you are an inconsiderate prick and are a rapist also you may be doing it for the lulz.
* 295. If you smiled at a woman who was passing by in the street you are a rapist.
* 296. If you're moot you are a rapist...of lulz.
* 297. If you are a mod you are a rapist.
* 298. If you ever entered a store and didn't buy anything you are a rapist because you raped the time of the clerks.
* 299. If you thought 298 was (un)funny, you are a rapist.
* 300. If THIS IS SPARTAAAA, then you must be kicked down a big ass well, because you are a rapist.
* 301. If part of you laughed when they said the phrase "bring out the long nines" in Pirates of the Caribbean, you are a rapist.
* 302. If you have a female friend who revealed someone raped her in the past, she reveals so within half an hour of knowing her, and you thought it was creepy, you are a rapist. (P.S. Having a female friend also counts as rape all by itself)
* 303. If you have ever offered a woman a hotdog and she refuses, you are a rapist.
* 304. See Rule 303 but you're a double rapist if you offered it loaded with your choice of condiments.
* 305. You vandalized Wikipedia? You're a rapist.
* 306. Your edits to Wikipedia consist only of trolling and vandalism? Rapist!
* 307. You do not vandalize ED? Eliminate all previous counts of rape on Rule 305.
* 308. If you jealously guard an article on Wikipedia from all edits and are not doing it for the lulz, you are a rapist.
* 309. See rule 307, but if you're not funny, you're a rapist. (What have I done!?)
* 310. If you have ever thought of naming your MMORPG character Sir Rapesalot, you are a rapist. Double that if the game does not take place in Ye Olde England.
* 311. If you have ever independantly considered making a checklist of what makes men rapists, you are probably a rapist.
* 312. If you think seriously about rape for more than ten minutes per day, you are either a rapist or subconsciously asking for it. Otherwise, it was for the lulz.
* 313. Seeing the Yellow Sign? You're a crazy rapist.
* 314. Said anything other than "Awesome Vid, 5 Stars" to a person on Youtube? Rapist!
* 315. Ever thought up fifteen things that make you a rapist? You're a rapist.
* 316. If you have ever made a woman go into a deep sleep by daring her to chug a bottle of NyQuil and then had sex with her, you are a rapist.
* 317. If you have ever hypnotized a woman and made her do irredeemable things to your schlong, you are David Copperfield and a rapist.
* 318. If you have ever made up a bunch of facts about rapists in a desperate/ failed attempt to get some attention from anyone, you are a rapist and all around terrible person.
* 319. If you have ever ridden an atomic bomb down to it's target while waving your cowboy hat and screaming, you are a rapist.
* 320. If you had a "raging semi" by the end of this list, you are a rapist, but not much of a threat to anyone, loser.
* 321. If you trick a naked woman into running into your hard-on like a reverse jouster, then you are quite the creative rapist, but a rapist nonetheless.
* 322. If you plug in a USB device with any sort of jabbing motion, you are a rapist.
* 323. If you eat the heart of a rapist you do not gain his power or courage, you just become a cannibal rapist. But, on the plus side, you'll be the most popular guy in your cell block.
* 324. Considering BitingBeaver to be at all attractive in a physical sense means you are ignoring her accomplishments and personality and, thus, you are a rapist.
* 325. If you are a scifag you were raped violently as a child and therefore are a rapist
* 326. If you say, "oh my bad" it was still rape.
* 327. If it was "O HAY GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!" It was definetly rape!
* 328. If your name is Tobas Fünke you're an analrapist
* 329. If you saw that episode of SNL where in the Celebrety Jeporady skit the guy pretending to be Sean Connery pronounced "therapist" as "the-rapist" & lol'd, your a rapist.
* 330. If you didn't laugh, you're an emo rapist
* 331. Etc. Etc. Etc....Rape
* 332. If your girlfriend gets drunk and passes out but she had said "Please have sex with my unconscious body. I'm your love slave." repeatedly before and after getting drunk, then carry on my wayward rapist, there will not be prison when you are done.
* 333. If sex is occuring, then rape must be occuring as well, no matter how much both parties may want it. Since women cant rape anything, we're looking at you, big boy.
* 334. If you ever saw the title "Meet the Beatles" and you switched the first letters of the first and third words around in order to "make a funny", you are a rapist...or BitingBeaver's potential rapist spawn.
* 335. If you registered just so you could edit this article, you're a rapist.
* 336. If you listened to Richard Cheese's "Rape me" and lol'd, you're a rapist. If you raped Richard Cheese after listening to it, you're not a rapist. But you're a gay.
* 337. If you have a Maplestory account or any other MMORPG account then you are a rapist!
* 338. You are a rapist because I said so.
* 339. If you use faces like
>.> >.< etc, you are a rapist.
* 340. If you watch anime or read manga, you are a rapist.
* 341. If you hate school, you are a rapist.
* 342. If you drink water, you are a rapist.
* 343. If you find The Aristocrats funny, you are a cock sucking motherfucking rapist.
* 344. If you have ever said the words sproing, boing, schwing, or "I Guarantee it." to any woman, you are a rapist.
* 345. If you have ever replaced some key words in a song with the word rape, or changed the lyrics just enough for it to be about rape, then your mind "Michigan steams like a young rapist's dreams."
* 346. If you've ever said "Rape: it's whats for dinner.", then you are a rapist. Bonus rape points go to you if you then added "Note: dessert is also rape."
* 347. If you post every fact about rape that pops into your head without regard for it actually being funny or not, then you are a rapist.
* 348. If you have ever been innocently walking by that playground in the public park, tripped, ripped right out of your super tight leather pants like some sort of skinny hulk, exposed yourself to everyone there by the simple fact that you could not wear underwear under the pants, figured the situation could not get any worse, decided to run screaming to the parking lot and hump the shit out of some soccor mom's SUV with the "Baby on Board" sticker, then got arrested after attempting to run and hide from the cops in the all girls school next door, then you are a rapist.
* 349. If you hope that Bitingbeaver has read this entire list and become steadily more angry at the entire world, then you are still a rapist, but one with your heart in the right place.
* 350. If you just HAD to end your unfunny rape facts on an even number like 350, then you are an obsessive compulsive rapist.
* 351. If you have a pink pomeranian, you're a rapist
* 352. If you smell your food before you eat it, your one of the lucky few we call rapists.
* 353. If you piss the in a public toilet and don't wash your hands because you think your dick is cleaner than the tap, your a rapist.
* 354. If you are born into a Jewish family, and your father was a heroin addict who sucked cock for his smack, not only are you bound to become a rapist, but are also inclined to be attracted to other male prostitutes whom initiate themselves in rape-like activities, so thus you are a rapist by the smallest margin even if you are a sperm cell within a Jewish nutsack.
* 355. If you are born into an African family you ARE a rapist. No questions asked.
* 356. If through any point outside a given line there is EXACTLY one line through it that is parallel to the former line, you're a rapist.
* 357. If you read all the way down here, Amanda, then I'm a rapist.
* 358. If you've ever met Chris Hansen, your a rapist.
* 359. If you have sex with a woman and call her name that's not even remotely close to her own, or even when talking to her, you are a rapist.
* 360. If you have yet to realize that #259-288 are missing, you are a rapist. If you realized this, but chose to do nothing about it, you are encouraging rape.
* 361. If you decide to fix the missing #259-288, you are a rapist. Likewise, if you attempt to fix this problem, and fuck it up even more, you are a rapist and doing it wrong.
* 362. If you fall asleep and wake up with your hand down your pants, you were obviously raping someone in your sleep, meaning you dream of rape, rapist.
* 363. If your name begins with any letter of the alphabet, you are a rapist.
* 364. If you should be getting ready for school right this moment, but decided to quickly type this lame fact then print it out and show it to all your lame friends, you are a rapist.
* 365. If you take her into your basement with handcuffs, you are a rapist. Unless you're female too, then that's totally fine.
* 366. If your name is Ray Toro, that means you like raping that man (woman? fuuuck) named William Beckett. William Beckett might be a rapist too for liking it.
* 367. If you ever accidentally called Mikey Way Milky Way and realize this, you are a rapist.
* 368. If you're a massive fan of Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, you're not a rapist, but you wish you were which just makes you a very sick fuck.
* 369. If you like to call the saxophone 'sax' just because it sounds close to the word 'sex', you're a rapist unless you're a band geek. No, wait... you're still a rapist, you rapist. But no one really cares since the instruments are completely sexual and are always asking for it anyway. So... then you aren't a rapist? Fuuuck...
* 370. If you have ever connected to the Internet, you are a rapist.
* 371. LOL WUT RAPIST
* 372. If you're not sure when this list is going to end, you are a rapist.
* 373. If you want this list to end, you are a rapist.
* 374. Whoever is still reading this is not only a rapist but a fag and Jew.
* 375. If you had sex with a non human being your a rapist.
* 376. If you are a guy and have ever been raped by a man and the balls touched, you're a gay rapist.
* 377. If you ever tried to rape yourself, you're a rapist.
* 378. If you're name is Ryan Ross, you are NOT a rapist because women can't be rapists.
* 379. Between the hours of 12:02am and 4:43am, you're a rapist.
* 380. If you have never watched The Lion King as a child, you're not only going to grow up to be a rapist, you'll also want to rape lions (you're such a sick fuck).
* 381. If you don't think Bob the Builder can fix it, you're a rapist.
* 382. If you have actually succeeded in raping yourself, you're a rapist.
* 383. If you think it's not possible to rape yourself, you're a close-minded rapist.
* 384. If you think it's sick to rape yourself, try it out and you'll find out it's fun, you soon-to-be rapist.
* 385. If you've noticed the ENORMOUS number of repeats cause people get sick of reading the entire list, your a rapist.
* 386. If your name is Rodrigo and your last name is Alvarez, you are a rapist.
* 387. If you exist at any point where time and space intersect, you are a male, and you were born with anything even approaching a working set of male genitals (or a flipper hand of the proper shape and size), you are a rapist and BitingBeaver fears you more than she does the thought of an indestructable robot which is made of penises, gains fuel from the tears of women, and whose sole programming directive is to rape as many women as robotly possible.
* 388. If number 385 pissed you off enough to log in and make the above fact, then you are a rapist, and one who took far too much time to think up that rape-bot.
* 389. First one to laugh is a rapist.
* 390. If you don't vote for Obama, you're a rapist.
* 391. If you're constantly thinking of ways to slash your favorite bands, you're a rapist.
* 392. If you believe in dancing frogs, you are a rapist.
* 393. If you've ever said, "I Saporta Gabe", you're a rapist.
* 394. If you've ever attempted to film household appliance porn, you're a rapist.
* 395. If you straighten your hair, put on eyeliner frequently, wear girl pants though you're a GUY, and are supposedly dating Ashlee Simpson, YOU'RE A RAPIST.
* 396. Had sexual fantasies involving celebrities and ice cubes? RAPIST.
* 397. I'm a rapist because I was the first person to utter the phrase, "I Saporta Gabe."
* 398. If you've ever desired to play the role of Faustus, you're a rapist.
* 399. If you think Hamsters can be rapists, YOU are actually the rapist for even thinking something like that.
* 400. If you thought they was going to be some super ultra mega spectacular fabulous comment here since this list is now at the number fucking FOUR-HUNDRED, you are NOT a rapist. I mean come on, we were all thinking it.