Re: milf town
Here's the full walkthrough. i found it on Hongfire. Credits to the writer whoever it was
To get out of the house: *
1. Talk to mom - kill rat - talk to mom
2. Go to basement of house - search bed - get the key
3. Go to parent's bedroom - use key on window
4. Spy on mom
5. Go back to bathroom - search mom's clothes
6. Use coin on well in yard
Rich Neighbor (Mrs. Becky): **
1. Go inside - hide in laundry room inside crate
2. Talk to Mrs. Becky - get money, then blowjob
3. Important! Fuck the PE Teacher and then the Teacher, before you can continue
4. Get the ring from the skeleton in the construction yard
5. Talk to your friend, the kid with the red hair
6. Go to the old cemetery - talk to kid - Get in the grave
7. Use the levers and close the gates, so the ghosts are stuck
8. Follow the rail tracks, take all the money
9. You can defeat the black knight or save him for later, he's hard to kill
10. Talk to the oracle
11. Go into the woods, left of town
12. Then go left - the werewolf's can be hard to kill
13. Go across the bridge - go up and talk to the old lady - change hair to red
14. Talk to Mrs. Becky again
PE Teacher (Mrs. Bith): ***
1. Go to pool in school - right, then up
2. Go to showers to the right of pool
3. Talk to kid with red hair - talk to kid in bathroom
4. Go to neighbor's house - search bed in master bedroom upstairs
5. Give porn to kid in school bathroom
6. Interact with kid in bathroom - listen to conversation
7. Pick up the key in PE teacher's room
8. Go to principal's office - search bookcase on the right
9. Get shovel on the left, past the gate
10. Go outside to school yard
11. Dig into the principal's storage room on the left - count the tiles or see codes
12. Get contract in storage room
13. Go to PE teacher's house - middle house to the right of the Pub
14. Talk to teacher - fuck her, or you'll lose your chance
Teacher (Mrs. Kelly Teacherton): ****
1. Go to teacher's house - search upper right corner, get the bills
2. Go outside - talk to teacher
3. Talk to neighbor about money
4. Talk to dad
5. Go to dad's room - Interact with the box by the sink
6. Defeat the box
7. Talk to neighbor to get money
8. Talk to teacher
Nun: *****
1. Talk to nun in church
2. Talk to janitor in the shed outside
3. Go into the hole in shed
4. Defeat the guardian and take the stone
5. Talk to janitor
6. Go into the woods, left of town
7. Then go down, until you reach the castle
8. Talk to the vampire mom in the castle
9. Solve riddle
10. Get vampire kid - defeat vampire dad
11. Talk to janitor
12. Go outside, look through window
13. Talk to nun in the confessional
14. Talk to nun in the basement
Mom: ******
1. Witness fight between mom and dad in bedroom
2. Go into the woods, left of town
3. Then go left, to the werewolf area
4. Cross the bridge - go down to the ruins
5. Get the alcohol
6. Talk to dad in the pub - you'll have to buy a ticket from the piano man
7. Go to teacher's house - talk to dad
8. Talk to him again, and then you give him the alcohol instead of the pills
9. Talk to mom, after taking the pictures
10. Talk to dad - rent a room at the inn
11. Hide in the closet, before the timer runs out
12. Beat your conscience
- Now, go to the Port - it's close to the PE Teacher's house
- Buy 2 tickets, it's 40.000
- Use the rest of your money, because you'll lose it when you travel
- Talk to the young woman in the Inn
- Go to the Port, talk to the captain by the ship
- Sail to Penis Island
Prostitute and daughter [Part 1]: *
1. Sail through the maze of stones, until you reach the little island
2. You'll crash, but you'll have to step on the island for it to happen
3. Get the mushrooms - the axe from the stone in the water
4. Chop down the trees - make a fire with the wood
5. Then a little boat should have arrived, close to the grave
6. Fight the waterman - use the scythe on the grass field above the grave
7. Talk to the mother, get the hammer
8. Build a house, with the pile of woods
9. Talk to the daughter - talk to the mother
10. Enter the Activation Code
11. Fix the ship - talk to the both of them
12. Sail to Penis Island
Aunt (Blondie): **
1. Talk to blonde woman in the town - follow her
3. Talk to her, in the garden of the house
3. Search the house, get the key - open the box in bedroom
4. Go to the bathroom
5. Talk to the guy, in the left corner of the Pub
6. Talk to your aunt
- It's recommended that you do The Oracle, before Dog Lady and Prostitute and daughter [Part 2]
The Oracle: ***
1. Go to the labyrinth of Lost Souls
2. Important! You need 20.000 for the next step
3. Find the oracle and talk to her - look at the hints, if you're stuck
4. Exit the labyrinth - Go straight down, till you reach the cave
5. Start fighting monsters, until you get the balls of chaos
6. Talk to oracle again
7. Important! If the boat has disappeared, look at the hints
8. Go to the new Sand Island, with the destroyed castle
9. Enter the house - press the curtain, enter the secret passage
10. Defeat the monster; you can defeat her with Ejaculation x 3
11. If you can't, look at the hints
12. Return to oracle, talk to her
13. Go to the new Snow Island - enter the village
14. Talk to the guy, to get the code for the tower
15. Go to the cave; turn the left of the 2 levers, the middle of the 3 levers
16. Enter the Tower, these monsters drain your Erection Power
17. Fight through all the floors, remember to kill the special monster and take all the money
18. Take the air balloon, fly to the little Island to the right - Go up to Sky Island
19. Talk to Lesbiana, clean the bushes and leaves
20. Talk to her again - enter the Activation Code
21. Take the stone - Talk to the oracle
- Recommended: to buy the house next to the pub, you need it later in the game.
- I'm not sure how it works, but I also recommend buying all the furniture.
Dog Lady: ****
1. Go to the big house near the volcano
2. Talk to the dog lady - open window in the bedroom
3. Go outside and look through the window
4. Enter the Activation Code
5. Go to the Sand Island, the one with the palms
6. Find the house with the old woman, on the right
7. Press the bookcase - Go into the wardrobe
8. Take the dog outfit from the box
9. Talk to the dog lady again, with the dog outfit on
10. Get the key from the sink in the bedroom
11. Go to the backyard, through the locked door
12. Get into the hole - kill the evil dog of chaos
13. Go through the door, take the money
Prostitute and daughter [Part 2]: *****
1. Talk to the mother and daughter
2. Go to the Sand Island, the one with the palms
3. Find the house with the old woman, on the right
4. Press the bookcase - Go into the wardrobe
5. Take the key from the drawer
6. Go north - find the cage, open it and talk to the cat girl
7. Talk to daughter
- Now, just kill King Penis in his castle and it'll initiate the final quest
Womb Raider: ******
1. Go to the house you bought from the clown
2. Talk to womb raider
3. Go to the tower on the main Island
4. Press the door, then womb raider will open it for you
5. Find your mother; she's on the lava floor
6. Look into the cell - Pull the lever - Defeat them
7. Enter the Activation Code
8. Go up the stairs - press the kitchen sink
9. Release womb raider - have her fight
10. Hold on a bit longer - hold on a bit longer
11. Sacrifice womb raider
12. Look into the cell, to see womb raider getting fucked
13. Go to the throne room, were all the naked girls are
14. Push the square tile in front of the throne, to get the final picture
- If there are mistakes and you池e stuck, try to use your brain.
Activation Code: if the first one doesn't work, try: QYAI381HAG
- Bug: you can buy erection potions for 50, but sell them for 150?
- Bug: when you buy levels at the potion shop, it says 3000, but you pay 2000 for 1 x level
- Bug: when you complete the game, womb raider's door isn't open at the whore house
- Boat: if the boat disappears, try to enter the cave (above the castle) and walk through it (to the tower), walk back through the cave, the ship should be back. If not, try to enter the town and the stores!
- Dick Head (Monster): she can be a bitch to kill. In the fight, when you say "She's Preparing for Something Big", she attacks you 3 times, you have to Guard after that, you only take 4999 damage, keep your health above 4999 and just keep attacking her until she's dead.
- If you encounter problems with monsters, just gain some levels and try again
- Labyrinth: Down, Right (Stone Columns), Right x 4 (Right till the End, don't take the Last that goes Up), down and Left (this takes a while), Right x 4 (Right till the End, take the last) and Down (this takes a while), Up (through the left path), Up (till you reach your destination).
- Remember: kill all bosses; they give very good money and xp
- Remember: check the potion shop for good stuff, next to the Inn and the one in the Labyrinth
- Use the money from the old cemetery (Mrs. Becky: Quest), to buy Mithril equipment
