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Awesome, now we can go back to conquering the wilderness.
 
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I've just been informed that I'm going into round to of the Chemistry Olympics here in Norway... It only means I'm among the top 10 percent or something, but it's kinda fun, and if I'm a good boy, I'll go on to a one week chemistry camp, and then a trip to Turkey to participate in the international finals.

Iz been exited. <3
 
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Sounds cool, Wonder. Good luck!
 
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Happy thanksgiving! I know not everyone celebrates, but I hope everyone has a nice day anyway.

So....I'm thankful for ULMF and all of you guys...except you...just kidding. Group hug? :)
 
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That's okay, you don't have to be kidding, I'm kind of a useless member anyway.

I will however deny your offer of a group hug unless you can guarantee the presence of multiple women and a hungry tentacle monster.

Which segues nicely into my thankfulness for the existence of breasts.
 
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I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to post something funny involving either harpoons, gas masks or blatant racism. I'm just not certain who am I supposed to insult and who would actually be insulted.
 
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Would have probably been more effective if you actually named a name instead of just "you", lol.

And now back to watching the Lions dominate :D
 
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Thanksgiving? Bah humbug. Thanksgiving is a holiday for faggots and not gay people
 
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"If we do not act now, homosexuals will own America! If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women and children who get in its way... and our nation will pay a terrible price." - Jerry Falwell

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o.=.O'

I've heard of Steamroller tactics before...

Yah. *Slinks away.*

I think Jerry's over-reacting a little.
 
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Looks like they plan on flattening the opposition.
 
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If you want to be safe just stand right in front of them, cos there's no way they'll go straight.
 
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Careful people, if your jokes fail to meet satisfactory levels of punnyness you may find yourself punished.
 
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I will however deny your offer of a group hug unless you can guarantee the presence of multiple women and a hungry tentacle monster.

Ok, so one point for tentacle orgy, no points for group hug. Lol, I love it. ^_^ I can't guarentee the presence of other women though. Maybe there are some volunteers, Darkfire? And wowza those puns were way too funny. I blame the wine....
 
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Thanksgiving? Bah humbug. Thanksgiving is a holiday for faggots and not gay people

You just seem overly angry lately. Besides, Bah Humbug is for Christmas, wrong holiday.
 
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Well that and my obvious contradictory statement was supposed to illustrate that the post wasn't sincere.

I've been angry lately?
 
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Twelve hours from now, I will be standing in my place of employment on Black Friday. Wish me luck.

Personally, though, I think the later shifts are cake. Everyone's out, shopped, frozen, home and sleeping. Besides, who goes to a bookstore for Black Friday deals? Oh wait...husbands, so they don't have to follow their wives around Old Navy.
 
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