Member Announcements Thread

[Newbie]

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Nah, couldn't let the little dipshits get mauled, because then the parents sue

Ought to be a malpractice law for lawyers bringing frivolous suits to the court. A guy is suing Sony because he can't play their games. He can't play because he's "visually impaired". True story.

 

[garfield751]

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I got hit by a car...

that is all

 

[Chibichibi]

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O.O What the fuck?

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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I got hit by a car...

O.O What the fuck?

That's what I said when I heard a thump against my bumper...

Poor little guy never saw me comin.

 

[garfield751]

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lol

anyways i was bikeing and then suddenly out of nowhere this huge ass hummer comes around the corner when i was just starting to cross the street.

i gotta say though getting hit by a car was... interesting. its an odd fealing, although i wouldent recomended anyone try it though. =P

 

[Chibichibi]

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a hummer? a fucking hummer? jeesus.

 

[avatar99]

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Are you in the hospital? Are you hurt? *worries*

 

[garfield751]

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thanks but dont worry i got really lucky and only have a few scrapes and a sore arm. apprantly he didnt see me when he pushed on the gas to turn.

 

[Copper]

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Glad to hear that you're all right, though. Rest up and heal quick!

 

[Wonderboy]

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Niiiiiceeeee....

If you're gonna get hit by a car, do it with style, and get some blood on some bastards car... Since it's a hummer it's definately a bastard.

Or a guy with a very small penis...

 

[Alias]

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I am tired because I stayed up waaaay too late last night.

That is all.

 

[Lucas]

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Niiiiiceeeee....

If you're gonna get hit by a car, do it with style, and get some blood on some bastards car... Since it's a hummer it's definately a bastard.

Or a guy with a very small penis...

A bastard with a penis so tiny that it's concave, most likely.

 

[Chibichibi]

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Depends on whether it was a Hummer, or one of those H2 or H3 wussy things.

 

[aika]

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I managed to (possibly permanently) alienate one of my best female friends by kissing her while we were drunk! Woo!

 

[SirOni]

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Who's da man? Aika's da man!

 

[ToxicShock]

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Good result, she feels fine about it and is interested
Best result, YOU FUCKED HER MIND UP!


Is it sad that's actually my priorities?

 

[Alias]

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Either way it's win win. KEEP THINK POSITIVE.

 

[Wonderboy]

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Either way it's win win. KEEP THINK POSITIVE.

Positively charged:

Keep it!

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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"Hey look guys!

I'm not actually dead!

...

Ooh, rib thingies..."

 

[Nunu]

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nothing can kill the bei shun