Re: Member Announcements Thread
I figured this would be the proper place to announce this, and I'm feeling pretty good, so I need to vent some of my thoughts on how my day went.
Today, was my first time going to a strip club. A lot of the girls had a rather nasty, skanky look to them, but there were some others that had a certain, "Sexy, but outwardly evil" look to them that I enjoyed. I tipped all the girls I liked, which ended up being three, and after finding out I was a, "Titty bar virgin," those same three girls, following the announcer, took me onto the stage, and took my shirt off. After I got a quick dance from those three girls, they had me get up from the seat they put onto the stage for me to sit on, and dance for them instead. I started doing a dance so embarrassing, that I couldn't stop laughing the whole time while I did it. What was even more embarrassing, was that one of the strippers up there with me started spanking my ass as I danced for the girl sitting in the chair.
After they finally had enough of me shaking my ass and crotch in their faces, they had me get off the stage, and sit back down. And before I left with my friend and his girlfriend who brought me there, I got one more lap dance, and paid the girl to give a lap dance to my friend's girlfriend, as I thought it would be both awesome, and funny. And it was.
And now, after leaving the club, getting something to eat, and sitting back down in front of the ol' compy, my ears are in extreme pain from the loud speakers, which made me feel like my head was going to explode after the first half hour I was there. At this point, I decided that since I had so much fun, I just had to announce it to everyone I possibly could.
Best day of the year for me.