Is this shit for real? How did I miss this?Seems interesting Lila, BRING IT ON.
And just for the lols (and so this post is actually worth it), Imma announce here that today I got hilariously fired from my boring-ass job at the lab. It is a story of drama and complex plot-twists, but just so that I dont bore y'all with that crap, I'll go ahead and make a brief (yet true) summary of it.
Wakes up from bed. Remembers last night got smashed and has pain all over body due to too much drunk sex with gf. Takes aspirin. Realizes it's viagra (god knows how where I even got that from). Suits up trying to stay calm and not get huge erection. Trips and falls down stairs. Hits head on wall. Falls unconscious. Wakes up. Tries to drive to work through town. Gets lost. Asks old lady where the hell I was. Finds way back. Enters lab building. Receptionist freaks out as I have blood dripping down my head. Goes to toilet and wipes it off. Grabs coffee. Realizes how late it is. Hurries to the lab. Weak body of mine decides to fail and trip me over. STEAMING HOT cup of coffee falls on boss' head and laptop, ruining what apparently was a year worth of work. Gets shouted at. Viagra kicks in producing massive erection. Boss freaks out even more. Gets fired. Wonders what to do with life now. Walks out of lab with huge erection. Receives e-mail. Accepted for PHD I had lost all hope in getting. Arrives home. Takes a nap. The end.
...did I say brief? Meh. Shut up, you love it.
It might not be as unusual as you would think. From a chemist's perspective I can say that many people become more inclined to drugs or at least lose their 'natural fear' of them, simply because they know how they work, look like or how to synthesize them. It's difficult to explain, I remember a prof. of organic chemistry talking about drugs he's taken several times like it was the most natural thing in the world. In my opinion though, many people just try to be edgy and interesting.Wait wait wait wait.... wait...
You, a pharmacologist, just took some random pills?
Yeah I had a really bad day and was being dramatic.fullmetal said:And hey Obsi, I thought you were gone
^THIS.It might not be as unusual as you would think. From a chemist's perspective I can say that many people become more inclined to drugs or at least lose their 'natural fear' of them, simply because they know how they work, look like or how to synthesize them. It's difficult to explain, I remember a prof. of organic chemistry talking about drugs he's taken several times like it was the most natural thing in the world. In my opinion though, many people just try to be edgy and interesting.
Shit man, that's tough. I think this is the time you should remember that old hobby you forgot you had. Remember that particular musical instrument you picked up years ago? Or that other specific thing I am referring to?^THIS.
Hey does everyone remember when I said that I found my other half and that I was doing epic awesome? Well she broke up with me a couple of hours ago. I guess all I can do now is eat a bunch of chocolate, find something to drink and cry myself to sleep. Maybe watch some porn. Who knows.
Too many posts in too little time. Almost seems like I'm seeking attention. Ugh.