Re: Shinobi Girl
I'd have to say the predominant staple tv shows throughout my growth cycle was... Early Power Rangers then moved onto Dragon Ball Z
Nowadays I can't even watch an "Action" cartoon they have on CN without being bored out of my freaking mind the whole time through with the already done/recycled/borrowed art styles to the cornyness of the scenes... Just adds up to tongue in cheeck series...
"Oh no... The bad guy got him stuck in a trap... Watch he's gonna try to get out and fail and his friends will save him in the nick of time, allowing them to beat up the somehow disempowered baddie and save the day once more... Lets save 20 mins and go outside and hit eachother with a big stick..."
Even mine now that I look back... DBZ had a crapton of corny shit in it... There fixing it though with Dragonball Kai...
No more dramatic whole episode long staring contests...
Or Piccolo getting his drivers License bullshit... I mean... Raptor Jesus Christ, Man can fly! Why the fuck drive?
And don't forget Goku's Genius puzzle solving skills...
G. Tao: "Get these puzzle rings apart..."
Goku: "Okie dokie"
*Goku tears rings apart instead of doing stupid puzzle*
Goku: "Can I has dragonball nao?"
G. Tao: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Now its just as the Toriyama wrote it... Filler less, and full of big, beefy, meaty face getting punched on the ground, now you got to pick it back up, slap happy, chop shop of a kamehameha fest!
And I love it!
Power Rangers though... There aint no saving that... No amount of whitewash can make the Power Rangers cool again to anyone over pubescant ages...
UNLESS!!!!
They skip out on the corny dialogue, bring up the production budget, and change out they outfit to something more suitable... Like instead of polyester for everyone with leater gloves boots blah blah...
Try for batsuit style... Rubber > Polyester in defense department anyways...
Can make the guys look actually like they could win in a fight against your granny and the women would have those "special curves" to lure back in those who lost interest in the series...
But they wont do it... Why? Corruption of minors...
But if there still watching the fucking show currently they HAVE no inclination toward sex and therefore a sexed up varient would be no different then the normal thing... And even if they did then they were already corrputed by another means through either word of mouth or alternate means of media and it would still be airable and all those liberal dbags woluld have to shove it!
Mer!
