Kill the person above you.

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Nuclear Launch Detected​

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Kill the person above you.

...You realized that Aika took away ALL of the nuclear warheads right?
So... that means that message was an error.
*Stabs Pheonix was a fork*
I amma roast you.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Zerg rush!

*Zero is trampled by an army of zergs*

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Nope, I have my Zerg-b-gone spray.
*Snipes Grave*
Too bad you don't have your Bullet-b-gone spray

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*bullet goes through Grave without damaging him*

But I got my Body-b-gone spray. Also, COCKS.

*giant cocks fall on Zero, crushing him*

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Anti air missiles shoot cocks*
Yeah....
*Sucks grave in a mini Black hole*

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*counters the black hole with a larger black hole*

Enjoy your death by gravity, Zero.

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Kill the person above you.

It's not Gravity!
It's pressure!
*Sucks your black hole into my smaller black hole*
Look, feel it for yourself
*Black hole consumes Grave**

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

It's dark in here.

*black hole pulls Zero in as well, killing him*

At least I had my Body-b-gone!

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Is Immune to own black hole*
Team kill isn't on.

 

[Ryu]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*defeats Zero at chess in 4 moves, making him commit suicide from his own patheticness*

 

[MMK]

Kill the person above you.

I walk up and say hello, and you die of shock.

---ALTERNATIVELY---

You have no idea who I am. I challenge you to play Warhammer 40K, my Necrons against Tyranids... The boredom of a 5000 point match causes you to commit suicide.

 

[Pale]

Re: Kill the person above you.

I storm up to you, and see straight through your petty games, because -I'm better at them-. I take your W40K dice, slap you with an XKCD reference, and do the cruelest thing possible. I leave you, with the knowledge that you'll never see me, the only person who truly understands you, again. And I take your hat, too.

P

 

[Ryu]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*puts Pale in a world without yuri. Gay sex is fine, but only between men. She doesn't last long, and with no way home, soon withers to dust*

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Puts Ryu in a world with no sex or internet*
*Ryu kills self*

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Throws Zero out a window*

Window:

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Thats not a window, thats serveral images or a window overlapped by a reflected rereflected effect that I dunno what is called. So it continues forever.
*Throws Pheonix in cage full of hungry tigers*

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*beheads Zero with a spork*

 

[Ryu]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*forces cross_grave to play with a MtG deck that contains all black cards, but nothing that can produce black mana*

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Kill the person above you.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!
*Rips Ryu in half*