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DAMNIT! WHY DO PEOPLE HATE SPIDERS! IT'S IRRATIONAL.

God, fear something more aggressive
Like bees?

And I hate spiders because they're creepy little fuckers. And yes, that means I *still* hate your avatar, Hooker. I much like it better when it's Death and the Kitten.

Welcome back, Nanie, I suppose is in order. Nice to see a fellow Dragon Warrior/Quest fan. *laughs* And Gyromite...ah, memories. Not to mention awesome armor in the shot there.
 

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Not actually spiders and they're only creepy because they move fast. Wait haven't we had this conversation already.
 

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Not actually spiders and they're only creepy because they move fast. Wait haven't we had this conversation already.
Yes I believe we have.
 

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True they aren't spiders, not true that they move fast. At least, it's been extremely hyped. But yes, they're aggressive little cocksmiths, just like bees
 

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one of the guys in my last unit kept one as a pet o_O
 

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True they aren't spiders, not true that they move fast. At least, it's been extremely hyped. But yes, they're aggressive little cocksmiths, just like bees
Actually, they do move fast. I saw one chase a person.
 

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Are those the things that are supposedly like a foot long with the legs?
 

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they're pretty big for an insectoid like creature.

I never saw one clearly, I think they're more common in Iraq.
 

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*picture*
I'm not a very violent person, and I don't intentionally harm creatures if I don't have to, but if I ever see a camel 'spider', anyone in the vicinity will bear witness to a flying camel 'spider'.

Jebus. The thing looks like it belongs in Australia.

 

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they're pretty big for an insectoid like creature.

I never saw one clearly, I think they're more common in Iraq.
Pretty.
 

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If it's not a spider, what is it? I mean, I'm not one for studying bugs, but I know 8 legs is an arachnid, which means it's a spider or a scorpion or probably a couple of other things too.
 

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they're pretty big for an insectoid like creature.

I never saw one clearly, I think they're more common in Iraq.
Jesus christ, why the hell would you post that thing? If one of them came crawling towards me I'd stamp down on the bastard until it was a pastey mess.
 

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If it's not a spider, what is it? I mean, I'm not one for studying bugs, but I know 8 legs is an arachnid, which means it's a spider or a scorpion or probably a couple of other things too.
It is an arachnid, but it's neither a spider or a scorpion. The way I understand it is it's sort of like the prehistoric cousin of the spider and scorpion. They aren't really all that fast as Toxic pointed out, more like quick and agile compared to other arachnids which makes them seem faster.
 

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Holy Hell! Glad I don't live in the desert. I think I'm going to have nightmares now...
 

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My first instict would be to attempt to rotate that rifle and blast it. Obviously a bad idea that would not work, for a variety of reasons.
 

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If I have to post that Rape Spider picture again I will, and I will do it until you all hate that picture so much that you'll like it. And yes, it's still highly relevant :3
 

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Those legs remind me of a facehugger.
 

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Why is that one so big? I don't think there's ever been one bigger than 4 inches or so in total legspan. There's a LOT of bullshit surrounding them.
 
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