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I like my women the way I like my butane. With less "T" on their butt.

Enema.
 
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I like my women the way I like my enemas, warm, wet, and deep.

Multiplayer
 
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I like my women the way I like my multiplayer. Lots of fun for everyone.

pencils
 
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I like my women the way I like my pencils, tall, thin, and with lots of wood.

Steak
 
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I like my women the way I like my steak, tender and juicy.

Chimney.
 
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I like my women the way I like my chimney, tall smokey and with a little fire at their base.
Bed sheets
 
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I like my women the way I like my bed sheets, full of bugs.

Power tools.
 
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I like my women the way I like my power tools. With spare rechargeable batteries for those long projects.

Corporate Service Contracts
 
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I like my women the way I like my Cooperative Service Contracts, long and full of filler.

Fax Machines.
 
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I like my women like the way I like my fax machines. Outdated but still in use by just about everyone.

Rube Goldberg Dungeon Traps
 
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I like my women like the way I like my Rube Goldberg Dungeon Traps: attached end to end, going off one at a time from the flick of my finger.

Anti-virus programs
 
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I like my women the way I like my Anti-virus programs, meaning she keep my shit clean, they never speak unless they have either something important to say, Also shes cool with unsafe sex and adultery, because the bitch is virus resistant.

particle physics :confused:
 
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I like my women the way I like my particle physics:constantly discovering new areas for me to exploit.

3-methylmorphine
 
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I like my women the way I like my Codeine. Administered with every trip to the hospital.

Thu'um
 
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I like my women the way I like my Thu'um: loud, magical, and fueled by dragon souls.

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
 
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I like my women like I like my Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, furry...honestly need I say more?

Japanese Whalers
 
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I liek my women the way I liek my Japanese whalers. Totally crazy hunting down big sperm. Whales.

Swamp Wheat
 
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I like my women like I like my swamp wheat, moist and with yeast.

Farewells
 
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I like my women the way I like my farewells, sometimes I want them to last forever~.

Backpack
 
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I like my women like I like my backpack, with me every step of the way~

Chicken wings
 
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