Hate Thread

[Shmole]

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On the plus side, it'd get you out of Adelaide.

Sure but I really like it here, I've got used to its quiet-ish nature, I'd rather not leave it until I'm absolutely ready

 

[Incubus]

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But... it's so boring... and religious...

 

[Shmole]

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But... it's so boring... and religious...

Well its never boring for me because I enjoy myself by being around friends

Also I take it you've been here then?

 

[Incubus]

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Ayup. I've got relatives there.

 

[Cappy]

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I hate the majority of people that make Youtube Comments.

Edit:

fascinating --- I hate you too

Ironically, I don't believe either of you realize or even question my motivation, or the requirement you must fulfill in order to be classified within that majority. You just unquestioningly disapprove. Neither of you are particularly smart.

 

[Dusty]

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But I personally find this comment so lackluster. It needs more arrow to the knee, but for me it was tuesday, , inception "we need to go DERPER", over 9000, inb4 -insert joke-, THIS IS SPARTA, references from every viral video ever made, quotes from internet celebrities that nobody gives a fuck about and some ponies.

But who am I kidding? That would basically sum up the entire internet!

 

[Wonderboy]

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I hate that my penis is such an unpredictable bastard. I mean seriously, for some reason the fucker is all like "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum." Then I go "No! Keep your shit together! It's too soon!" And he goes "Oh, ok."

45 minutes and one very satisfied girl later... "C'mon penis, you can come now!" "No... You told me not to." Granted I was very satisfied, after all, sex isn't about some destination. But the girl was hurt because she thought it was her fault. Seriously Penis, FU- no, that's not very applicable... Damn you!

 

[ToxicShock]

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But I personally find this comment so lackluster. It needs more arrow to the knee, but for me it was tuesday, , inception "we need to go DERPER", over 9000, inb4 -insert joke-, THIS IS SPARTA, references from every viral video ever made, quotes from internet celebrities that nobody gives a fuck about and some ponies.

But who am I kidding? That would basically sum up the entire internet!

if [random douchebag who has nohing to do with anything, that i use as some way to connect to the other viewers ASIDE from the actual content of the video] brought you here.

I hate that my penis is such an unpredictable bastard. I mean seriously, for some reason the fucker is all like "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum." Then I go "No! Keep your shit together! It's too soon!" And he goes "Oh, ok."

45 minutes and one very satisfied girl later... "C'mon penis, you can come now!" "No... You told me not to." Granted I was very satisfied, after all, sex isn't about some destination. But the girl was hurt because she thought it was her fault. Seriously Penis, FU- no, that's not very applicable... Damn you!

My girlfriend has the habit of, not even that long into something, asking my penis, directly, why it won't cum. And surprisngly, that strategy DOESN'T help. Jeez, who knew

 

[Dusty]

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I hate that my penis is such an unpredictable bastard. I mean seriously, for some reason the fucker is all like "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum." Then I go "No! Keep your shit together! It's too soon!" And he goes "Oh, ok."

45 minutes and one very satisfied girl later... "C'mon penis, you can come now!" "No... You told me not to." Granted I was very satisfied, after all, sex isn't about some destination. But the girl was hurt because she thought it was her fault. Seriously Penis, FU- no, that's not very applicable... Damn you!

 

[super_slicer]

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I love that they couldn't cancel CSI : Miami even though it was horrible so they pushed it to late-night sundays for a while.

Wait a minute... this is the hate thread... I hate that the blonde from that show didn't do hardcore porn!

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Getting an urge to have some pineapple coconut ice cream to cheer myself up and the carton is pretty much empty. I totally don't remember it being that low the last time I ate it. Why do I do these things to myself?

 

[Rule 34]

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Right now, I hate the old rear-wheel drive Mercedes I drive. There was plenty of snow, and that bastard just drifted and got stuck, somehow at the same time. On a related note, fuck snow and fuck the absent snow plow drivers.

 

[Dusty]

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I hate probability. And I don't mean the actual subject in mathematics, although that class was probably as stupid as learning the basics of adding and subtracting integers.

You see, whenever I spend my time playing a complex turn-based electronic video game where the princibles of probability becomes the key factor which ultimately affects all the outcomes of my achievements and accomplishments, I have to ask myself a simple query that boggles my mind even to this very moment. Is it really time-efficient when I invest hours upon hours of my limited lifespan just to be able to find an incredibly elusive article? Is the satisfaction so worthy of such a sacrifice? Such examples, like having to soft-reset my portable game just to be able to get an exquisite creature composed of electronic digital bits with the utmost perfect statistical values in its fighting prowess, in order to ensure that my creature will possess the highest possible chance of achieving victory against my opponents on fair grounds. This ultimately all boils down to a gamble. A gamble over something that, quite frankly, is meaningless for the affairs of real life because simply it just does support me in a practical way - being only a simplistic goal that ups my petty, over-compulsive spirit. I was enlightened upon the fact that those pitiful, sly electronic game developers implement such a ridiculously low probability system in order to maximize the gamer's apparent gaming hours, when in reality all it does is exploit the over-compulsive mind.

And that is whore shit. What's the difference between just earning something rare by accomplishing a certain task as opposed to obtaining something by completely random chance, which if the said thing is very valuable, the probability of getting that thing is like 1 out of 9000 times? TEN FUCKING MILLION HOURS AND A BUNCH OF RESETTING BULLSHIT.

FUCK YOU POKEMON AND YOUR FUCKING STUPID IVS.

AND FUCK EXCADRILL, YOU FUCKING PUTRID PILE OF RODENT ASS.

 

[super_slicer]

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You could just cheat... I don't fuck around waiting for random drops in any single player game anymore. After all the time I've spent hunting rare drops across multiple games, I'm entitled to whatever goddamn item I want on the first kill so I'll use whatever means necessary to get it.

And before I hear some crap about cheating being bad or detracting from my own experience, STFU. It saves time, and actually heightens my enjoyment of the game by allowing me to actually play through the story instead of dicking around in a dungeon waiting for random chance to give me what I want. Though if you're playing competetivley against other people that's a different story altogether.

 

[StiffSponge]

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And before I hear some crap about cheating being bad or detracting from my own experience, STFU. It saves time, and actually heightens my enjoyment of the game by allowing me to actually play through the story instead of dicking around in a dungeon waiting for random chance to give me what I want.

It all depends on who's playing the game.. If the player is super-anal, yeah, they're gonna rage all over the place at cheaters.. But the sad truth is, it's just a game, if someone takes it too seriously, that's their own fault for immersing themselves in a false reality to deeply.

(Ironic that I would make this point, because I'm one of those super-anal people.)

Anyway.. I hate to be "That guy", but I have to say it..

You know what I hate?..

Foreign people online... (No specific race in particular)

TYPE PROPER ENGLISH AND STOP PUTTING 8 BILLION QUESTION MARKS AFTER YOUR SENTENCE WHEN YOU ASK A QUESTION.

AND STOP GOING IN FPS GAMES I PLAY AND TALKING WITH YOUR OTHER STUPID FRIENDS AND RANDOMLY LOLLING AFTER
I SAY SOMETHING AND THEN MAKING ME HAVE TO WONDER IF YOUR SECRETLY INSULTING ME IN YOUR STUPID LANGUAGE.

Even the nice-tempered foreign people are annoying, you know the ones, who use messengers, and when you make friends with one of them they make an face at EVERYTHING you say, as if your very utterances are like some great philosophical genius to them.

 

[Hentaispider]

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It all depends on who's playing the game.. If the player is super-anal, yeah, they're gonna rage all over the place at cheaters.. But the sad truth is, it's just a game, if someone takes it too seriously, that's their own fault for immersing themselves in a false reality to deeply.

(Ironic that I would make this point, because I'm one of those super-anal people.)

Anyway.. I hate to be "That guy", but I have to say it..

You know what I hate?..

Foreign people online...

TYPE PROPER ENGLISH AND STOP PUTTING 8 BILLION QUESTION MARKS AFTER YOUR SENTENCE.

Even the nice-tempered foreign people are annoying, you know the ones, who use messengers, and when you make friends with one of them they make an face at EVERYTHING you say, as if your very utterances are like some great philosophical genius to them.

In my experience, native english speakers often write worse than non-native.

 

[StiffSponge]

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Sad but true, I could just as easily rant about how girls like to say hey with 5 y's, or how some people like to type like they're on a cellphone, when they're not...

AND IF YOU ARE, GTFO OF MESSENGER AND READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING, I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO WAIT 15 MINUTES JUST TO HEAR YOU SAY "oh okay"

 

[Dusty]

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In my experience, native english speakers often write worse than non-native.

I got a friend who really doesn't like foreign people because they don't speak proper english, because it's hard to understand them and stuff.

His spelling is worse than a toddler's.

What

 

[ToxicShock]

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THIS GUY

 

[Dusty]

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Hey, to be fair, he was just the translator guy. Plus, at least he decided to grow a pair at the end - better late than never, you know?

Fuck that puts him levels beyond Aquaman tier.