Epic Quotes

[Twisted]

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"Wanting people to listen... You can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledge hammer. Then you'll notice you've got their strict attention." John Doe, Se7en

 

[ToxicShock]

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Tommy Lee Jones explains the internet

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

 

[Lucas]

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Since Archer had to show his badass face. IT MUST BE SAID.

"EYE EM DA BUNE UFF MAI SWURD.
STEER ESS MAI BAHDI, AUN FIYAH ESS MAI BROOD.
EYE HAFF KREEATEID OFFUH UH THOUTHAN BRAYDS.
UNOWN TUU DEAF.
NOR NOWN TUU RIFE.
HAFF WITHSTUD PAYN TUU KRATE MURNY WEPUNS.
YIT, THOTHE HUNDS WYLL NIVAR HOLE ANTHIN.
SO AHS EYE PREY, "UNRIMITED BRAYDE WALKS."

Fix'd.

 

[Kusanagi]

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"Kamina is dead. He's not here anymore! But on my back, and in my heart, he lives on in me! My drill is the one that pieces the heavens! Even if that hole becomes my grave, as long as I break through, I shall be victorious! Who the hell do you think I am?! I'm Simon! I'm not my brother Kamina! I am myself! Simon the digger!"
-Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"Nothing is more dangerous than power in the hands of a man who does not know how to use it."
-Jean Rousseau

 

[Archer]

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*uses deep voice* "There is no Dana only Zuul."

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

"And the flowers are still standing!"

 

[Chibichibi]

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Tommy Lee Jones explains the internet

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

I'm going to go watch that movie now <3

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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"So what do you want me to do father?" - Sean
"In the name of all that is holy, blow his fucking head off," - Father Dennis


"Where did you learn to climb like that?" - Jules
"Climbing out of bedroom windows at three o'clock in the morning," - Sean.


Those quote from the Saboteur. It's also great to hear Sean deliver in his Irish accent.

 

[Twisted]

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*uses deep voice* "There is no Dana only Zuul."

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

"And the flowers are still standing!"

Hah, the one that I always remember(and use constantly) is
"What did you do, Ray!?"

 

[Games Dude]

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This is gonna be really nerdy but these are funny.

"You ever get hit by lightnin' where the sun don't shine?"

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"

"It's only a fleshwound!"

"All I see is blackness.... Oh my hood's down."

*cellphone rings* "Hm? Oh Darkness hey whats up? What? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number."

"I eat dead people"

"Is that a sword? LUXURY! Is that a horse? SLOTH!! Is that a helmet? VANITY!!!"

"Don't you have a strategy?"

If you couldn't guess after reading all this... these are WC3 TFT quotes.

Thats why it's nerdy.

Wow I'm a nerd...

 

[Archer]

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Pfft I can out nerd that.

"It's just a model." "Shh."

"Help help I'm being repressed!"

"Get back here and I'll gnaw your ankles off!"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

*drumroll*

"NI!"

 

[Cactuses]

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"Tell your children to put a rocket launcher in your coffin, if you're going to hell, you're gona need it for some final clean up.. "

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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hehe, Monty Python. Good one Archer.

On a related note, I find it amusing how Warcraft III used a fair bit of quote from the movie.

"My favorite colour is blue... no yyeeeelllloowwwwwwwwww.....

Also for nerdiness.

"My name is Sarah Kerrigan and I'm her... ugh, you pig" -Kerrigan
"What? I ain't even said anything to you yet," - Rayner
"Yeah, but you were thinking it," - Kerrigan

 

[lurker]

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This is gonna be really nerdy but these are funny.

-snip-

If you couldn't guess after reading all this... these are WC3 TFT quotes.

Thats why it's nerdy.

Wow I'm a nerd...

Ahem, I got a few better.

'And they say blizzard games don't have bugs!'

'THIS IS NOT WARCRAFT IN SPACE! It's much more sophisicated!'

 

[ToxicShock]

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"So what do you want me to do father?" - Sean
"In the name of all that is holy, blow his fucking head off," - Father Dennis


"Where did you learn to climb like that?" - Jules
"Climbing out of bedroom windows at three o'clock in the morning," - Sean.


Those quote from the Saboteur. It's also great to hear Sean deliver in his Irish accent.

That first quote reminded me of Dead Alive

"Stay back boy, this calls for divine intervention."
"I kick ass for the lord!"

 

[dmronny]

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Hmm let's see.

Debi: You're a psychopath.
Marty: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right.

- Grosse Point Blank

Young William: I can fight.
Malcolm Wallace: I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.

Stephen: [to William Wallace] God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives.

-Braveheart

 

[aika]

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"Help help I'm being repressed!"

I shout this a lot as well as "COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM" whenever my girlfriend hits me or pulls me away or towards something.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Stephen: [to William Wallace] God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

People ask me to shout this one all the time, including the insane laugh after.

 

[dmronny]

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Well darn, now I want to hear you yell it, too. Some more.

Man in Black: [as he is unsuccessfully fighting Fezzik] Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?
Fezzik: I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

-The Princess Bride

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

-Blazing saddles

Hostages, terrorists whats the difference?

-me after accidentally shooting a hostage in Rainbow Six

 

[ToxicShock]

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Princess Bride, one of the better movies... ever

 

[Archer]

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"Stop rhyming I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!"