Epic Quotes

[Copper]

Re: Epic Quotes

"Broooooooooklyn rage!"

Sorry, my immediate reaction to seeing anything Yugioh, particularly abridged. I actually got to meet Joey's VA. He's cool!

Shianni: "Cousin, you have no idea...the things that happened after your wedding, things have just been awful since your wedding...I'm babbling, aren't I? I'm just so happy to see you."
Zevran: "Wedding? So there is a mysterious side to you yet, Warden."
My response: "I was betrothed. It didn't end well."
Alistair: "Still, something that important ((Says the bastard heir...)), you'd think you'd have mentioned it. What happened?"
One of the responses (and the one I picked): There were rapists and we got the wrong cake. Disastrous.

No bearing on the story, but I laughed my ass off.

 

[Kusanagi]

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"Silver Surfer has a harder difficulty. A HARDER difficulty."
-LordKat

 

[Hentaispider]

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I really have to start watching Monty Pythons.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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I really have to start watching Monty Pythons.

Yes. Yes you do. I'd recommend being in an exceedingly silly mood, though.

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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"Wh- What do you want?"-Man being Tortured

"'I want to hear you... Scream..." -The Bokhor

"Scream? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Not, Good, Enough..." Bokhor nails a spike into Mans Scrotum


^Holding my nuts... I loled

 

[Newbie]

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"Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and no one wants to be Spider-Man?" -Dave Lizewski, AKA Kick-Ass

 

[Tassadar]

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Dean: (on phone) Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31 C, basement level, St. James Medical Center -
Castiel: (appears in front of him) I'm there now.
Dean: Yeah, I get that.
Castiel: I'm gonna hang up now.
Dean: Right.
-Supernatural

 

[Caulder]

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"Push to test......Release to detonate." -Unknown

"The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little bit longer." -Unknown

 

[Obeliskos]

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"I still don't get why my thread was abandoned." - me

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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"Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and no one wants to be Spider-Man?" -Dave Lizewski, AKA Kick-Ass

It could be because Paris Hilton's too dumb to not like herself, and even Spider-Man doesn't want to be Spider-Man.

...

*I* want to be Spider-Man, though.

 

[Tassadar]

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It could be because Paris Hilton's too dumb to not like herself, and even Spider-Man doesn't want to be Spider-Man.

...

*I* want to be Spider-Man, though.

This.

 

[Games Dude]

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"Hey he's hurt!"
"Quick! Somebody get a paladin!"
"It's too late for that"
"Quick! Somebody get a necromancer!" -Irregular Webcomic

 

[Hentaispider]

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"Hey he's hurt!"
"Quick! Somebody get a priest!"
"It's too late for that"
"Quick! Somebody get a necromancer!" -Irregular Webcomic

Fixed.

 

[Kusanagi]

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"Parley" is the French word for "Everyone else is flat-footed and bare-handed".
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[Newbie]

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"What the fuck man, you blind?"
"Nah, I'm just driving with my eyes closed! Sorry!"

 

[Zoto]

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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his country."
George S. Patton

awesome...

 

[Games Dude]

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"Bitch I'm gonna do ya. Right here, right now, I'm gonna do ya against the fridge and your gonna god damn like it!"

 

[Newbie]

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"I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a liar. I cheat a bit, and I don't have much patience for the disabled, but I don't lie."

 

[Newbie]

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"It's a pickle alright, but the bird.. the bird says no"
-Sazh

 

[Copper]

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I love second playthroughs. They remind me of favorite quotes.

"If one more sevant asks if I would like a change of clothes, I will set the house on fire." - Morrigan, at the Arl's estate in Denerim.

"Ask me for a pound of flesh. Ask me for all the gold in Orlais. But do not ask me to accept this man as a brother." - Alistair, making me feel really shitty about sparing Loghain.