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"Milky Clan versus Stupid Human Man, parties have sworn in, Judge Mei proceeding!" announced a goblin wearing a helmet twice the size of her own head.
"Your honorliness!" announced the prosecuting goblin, slamming her hands down on the shabby table before her, her voice echoing slightly in the large hut they were in. "This human was caught tryin' to do sneaky things on our turf! And when he was questioned by authority goblin squad, he tried to run away! Clearly, he is guilty!" she stated.
"They tried to rape me!" the man cried out, a youth not far after the point of adulthood.
"Quiet, you!" a goblin holding his rope bonked him over the head with her club.
"Your milkyness~ I object," politely announced a goblin wearing a suit and tie. Standing up from the same table that the defendant was seated, and tied to a chair. "My client... Is but a stupid human. And as we all know, humans make mistakes..." She adjusted her fake glasses with elegance. "Which is why... He cannot be forgiven! My client is GUILTY, your honorableness!"
"This isn't a fair trial at all! Mistrial, god damn it!" the man pleaded, squirming in his chair where he was held captive. "What was even the point of all this!?"
The bailiff turned, and looked to Mei, who was seated in her podium, with a white wig seated on her head. "What is your ruling, Judge Milky?" she asked, adjusting her helmet a little so that she could see.
"Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!" cried the crowd in the back, sitting on the ground, cheering loudly as if in a stadium. To them, and everyone, this was just a game.
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Chapter 1: Court Is Now In Session!
Chapter 1: Court Is Now In Session!
"Your honorliness!" announced the prosecuting goblin, slamming her hands down on the shabby table before her, her voice echoing slightly in the large hut they were in. "This human was caught tryin' to do sneaky things on our turf! And when he was questioned by authority goblin squad, he tried to run away! Clearly, he is guilty!" she stated.
"They tried to rape me!" the man cried out, a youth not far after the point of adulthood.
"Quiet, you!" a goblin holding his rope bonked him over the head with her club.
"Your milkyness~ I object," politely announced a goblin wearing a suit and tie. Standing up from the same table that the defendant was seated, and tied to a chair. "My client... Is but a stupid human. And as we all know, humans make mistakes..." She adjusted her fake glasses with elegance. "Which is why... He cannot be forgiven! My client is GUILTY, your honorableness!"
"This isn't a fair trial at all! Mistrial, god damn it!" the man pleaded, squirming in his chair where he was held captive. "What was even the point of all this!?"
The bailiff turned, and looked to Mei, who was seated in her podium, with a white wig seated on her head. "What is your ruling, Judge Milky?" she asked, adjusting her helmet a little so that she could see.
"Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!" cried the crowd in the back, sitting on the ground, cheering loudly as if in a stadium. To them, and everyone, this was just a game.