Don't worry, this sneaky kitty can help sneak you on board without paying... Shh, don't make a sound.... But you'll have to pay me back by... pleasing me... when the time cums. Deal?
Also lolz, I'm a lonely pervert that masturbates twice a day (if I'm particularly bored that number increases, and given that it's a shipboard voyage...). Pretty sure you'll end up with more than you bargained for