Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Pac-Man IS real, and after an unfortunate car accident involving a drunken Bill Gates, you find yourself floating after the big yellow fellow, from under a ghostly shroud. You follow him through the maze as he eats pellets, nearing him just as he reaches a power pellet. At this point you find yourself being chewed to shreds by his dull but powerful jaws. Sadly, Pac-Man has retained the skills of Billy Mitchell, and always plays a perfect game. You spend the rest of your pathetic existence chasing after Pac-Man, only to be devoured and shat out as a pair of floating eyes.
I wish Justin Bieber would go back to Canada today, and never again venture into the USA.