Granted the world explodes.Granted, you get stabbed in the eye by a fountain pen.
I wish for world pieces.
Granted, you spend it in bed with your dad forever!
I wish for a typo.
Granted you float away never coming down.Granted, it's the name of Hannah Montana's new album.
I wish for the power of levitation.
Granted your screaming in agony, do to being on fire.Granted, you get shot down and exterminated by a Dalek.
I wish for fire.
Granted, but you're mauled by themGranted. Your house is now flooded with it.
I wish for thousand bucks.
Granted. You're caught in possession of cocaine.
I wish for a hammock.
Granted. You're now Kira. You die.
Granted. One barbed-wire Hammock coming right up. Enjoy.
I wish for god-like powers!