Confessions

[Lucas]

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Actually I'm starting to think that IS the reason why it's so awkward. That and my fear of having chilluns right now makes for no super happy spooge time.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Have you tried having her massage your prostate?

 

[ToxicShock]

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And let me introduce you to what my mind immediately read.

Have you tried massaging her prostate?

 

[Caulder]

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I have a confession to make. I am a troll. And a free thinker.

Proof:
http://ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=68&pictureid=3310

 

[ToxicShock]

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Thinking's always free... but like most free things, of very little value

 

[Nunu]

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In all honesty, we had some problems with her not being wet enough early on... but KY has been used to remedy it. Originally I thought that the problem was that I was trying to not cum in order to have sex longer, as it takes longer for women to climax. But after I TRIED to cum (with a condom on, of course) I got nothing. I feel quite bad because I can fap just fine after we're done. Literally, I can pull it out and then successfully rub one out a minute or so later. It's a very irritating thing to have happen. o_x

maybe you could try with what you can do and work up from there, if she can learn to masturbate you you can move up from hands.

 

[aika]

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Another briliant example of how Lucas and I have the exact same sex life. Except for she hates seeing me masturbate. Which makes it even worse.

 

[TentanariX]

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I shaved my pubic hair, the best I could anyways, today. Dont know why. It was just a very sudden and weird impulse. Its not cleanshaven completely and I nicked my self a few times (hope theres no negative side effects ) Probably wont do it again.

 

[dmronny]

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As long as you keep it clean till the nicks heal there won't be any negative side effects. Like shaving anything else it beomes easier the more you do it, and though I don't keep mine completely shaved, i would suggest it just for the comfort of it.

 

[ToxicShock]

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It's very comfortable, I like to always keep myself completely shaven there.

 

[dmronny]

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I only keep mine neatly trimmed, which I think should be the bare minimum requirement. I don't understand why most men don't at least do that, but to each their own I guess.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I go completely shaven myself, unless I'm out in the field, in which case I just keep it tidy.

 

[plmnko]

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I cant drink beer or smoke. Its for a genetic cause not for AA or something like that

 

[Wonderboy]

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I cant drink beer or smoke. Its for a genetic cause not for AA or something like that

OH MY GOD! It's a Muslim! GET HIM!
He's trying to trick us with his whiteness.

 

[dmronny]

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Uh, I hate to break it to you but every muslim I've ever met smokes. Don't know if they drink, but I wasn't usually seeing them socially. Therefore he's a mormon get him.

Er I mean sorry about that, so why can't you drink or smoke. I don't really know why someone would complain about not being able to do either of them.

 

[TentanariX]

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I just dont, because they slowly kill and well i just dont

 

[Wonderboy]

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I was kinda joking with the muslim thing... I know a lot of muslim people drink and smoke, I just thought it fit with the times... Predjudice of the day and all that.

Anyways, so is it a genetical predisposition for cancer or something that has you shut away from the worlds two favorite poisons?

 

[plmnko]

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I was kinda joking with the muslim thing... I know a lot of muslim people drink and smoke, I just thought it fit with the times... Predjudice of the day and all that.

Anyways, so is it a genetical predisposition for cancer or something that has you shut away from the worlds two favorite poisons?

I should have posted something to continue the joke but i don't have the time sorry T_T

Yes, Its a genetical predisposition to drink beer and smoke, changed thanks to a childhood promise to don't do it. Sarcasm

 

[Kusanagi]

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I'm medically not allowed to smoke or participate in weight-lifting contests, but I can apparently drink alcohol all I want...

 

[Wonderboy]

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I have this genetical condition that increases my risk of getting cancer and a host of other diseases if I consume alcohol or smoke... I think it's called Humanum- syndrome or something...

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