ACT Barbarian Babes

[Yuan-Tiki]

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I did notice that it wasn't really very heavy on the game side or the making-any-sense part of things.

I can't imagine coming back to try another demo, really, it left me that cold on a pure interactive media level.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Not impressed with Ninjazon. NEVER had ANY defense runes pop up, High Counter was actually harder and less forgiving than Low Counter (opposite of what guide said), offense runes 99% of the time STARTED as Orange (as opposed to them starting red and turning orange, like the guide said they should), and even when I did get red, 80% of the time the enemies countered anyways. I'll give it that Hardcore was, well, hard, but not really in a fun way. With no control over blocking and no defense runes showing up EVER, beating a stage felt less like "YES, I beat it," and more like "yeah, fuck this, I'm done."

 

[freeko]

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I guess this is where I should address the fundamental flaw with these games. The problem is that there is to much of a totally random element and it is not in any way based on player skill (or lack thereof). Most of the games that I recall seeing were based on this wholly random system instead of being systemic like a old console game. Lets say Punch-out! for example. The fighters in that game all moved in a specific pattern goverened by the timers. In Ninjazon there is no apparent rhyme or reason why certain runes show in certain places. There seems to be no reason why the player gets attacked and cannot stop it, and there is no reason why the player should not be able to attack without a rune. I do not like systems like this at all I must say as the player has a diminished role in the actual gameplay. It very well may be that the game doesnt allow the player to win and does that translate in any way to being fun? Of course not.

 

[herakleides]

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Yeah i agree with that.. i played it a few minutes and just thought..wtf

the idea is good but the gameplay sucks.

 

[Carver]

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I actually like where this is going. The other games...not a big fan, real simple, pretty boring.

This one has a lot more substance. Random runes I will accept, but free damage from the enemy is kinda meh. If you notice, runes appear on you as well. It seems sometimes that clicking these runes will block attacks from your foe.

I played through and beat the Orange Amazon.

Notes:

Taunting is buggy as hell.

• Get a Green Rune of Strength (or something) and you get that lightning kick. Taunt halfway through it (after you deal damage but before her foot reaches the top of its arc) and after the taunt finishes, you will get the lightning kick again for free. You can do this endlessly.
• Die to a damage over time (blue mage freeze, green's snake thingie, black's chaos orb, ...). and taunt before the death animation finishes. You can prolong your death by repeatedly taunting and build your bars for the next round, and you can even get health back (a random taunt effect) so you don't lose that round.
• When you taunt and the enemy is stunned, they shouldn't be able to get out of it by doing a counter-taunt in my opinion.

Taunting is also not very intuitive. Who thinks to click their character's name?

Rune of Challenge is real easy once you get used to it. The rune always flies in the same pattern, and it's pretty slow. It isn't very intuitive either (some weird circle), but once you have it down it's not a "challenge" .

I don't know how to block my opponent's attacks. I even read the instruction manual and it didn't say much about runes that appear on my character. They are really faint and hard to see, and don't seem to always work. You also can't seem to parry a counter-attack that happened because you got parried, but I can accept that.

Passwords are case sensitive. Wasn't a huge deal until I realized you have to input them in lowercase though you display them in uppercase.


Overall, I think this game has way more potential than any of the other demos I tried on the site before though. It does seem to be a test, after all, so I give it leeway.

 

[super_slicer]

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It seems you're in the minority then. I'm glad you found something that suits your tastes.


This game is awfull and there is no nudity/sex. So it's completely devoid of fun, and because of the reasons stated in previous posts (even the one who liked it) retarded to boot. I hope the people who made it stop.

 

[freeko]

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The second problem with this setup is the whole subscription model. To play the games you have to be a member, which is silly. Why would you not try to sell these games on their own merits as standalone games? It seems from my point of view that you would garner a wider audience from this, which could potentially draw more subscriptions. Maybe not something that should be done with all the games, but it would be a good place to see where your games stand against the rest of the field so to say.

 

[Snatchmonger]

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All subscriptions are usually terrible in porn, you'll notice that the sites all try to default on your credit card if you buy them. That is gonna be the majority of their repeat business, they have no non-recurring subscriptions so you have to manually cancel them. I'm sure a LOT of people forget. Fucking crooks.

 

[Dundarach]

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Seems like there are some decent Booster Packs added now for Prisinia's Wrath!

Could be worth a check

 

[Arbiter1742]

Interesting... Opinions on the site and games turned running battle which escalated into a full scale war, and is now a game tip provider. Can this thread get any more cluttered? ...or longer.

P.S. The massive war up there, absolutely amusing; unless you are one of the devout participants. If you just bother to read through it again, I'm almost positive you will see why.

 

[Oiz]

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Interesting... Opinions on the site and games turned running battle which escalated into a full scale war, and is now a game tip provider. Can this thread get any more cluttered? ...or longer.

P.S. The massive war up there, absolutely amusing; unless you are one of the devout participants. If you just bother to read through it again, I'm almost positive you will see why.

And you think this post was important enough to necro this topic?
Way to start with your first post on a forum.

 

[sniff3005]

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does anyone have anything from this site? seems interesting but idk if its enough for me to want to sub to it.

 

[omp1234]

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The games are very buggy, and serve more for those who have a muscle fetish with mild guro and abuse fetishes. The only games that are mostly sex-related, as stated before, is the spacegirl interrupted series, but it's truly nothing to subscribe for, the game is repetitive, buggy, and the concept is lazy.

You can find most of their stuff on xhime.

 

[sniff3005]

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ah i see. thanks for the information!

 

[Arbiter1742]

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And you think this post was important enough to necro this topic?
Way to start with your first post on a forum.

For one who has such a problem with the inexcusable and utterly damning crime of 'necroing', the first question would undoubtedly be what were you doing on the page, and, more importantly, why did you bother first reading the last comment and then, contrary to your statement and supposed belief, posted on the forum?

For the record, my post was submitted in my belief that no one would actually return to this overly extended forum, then actually post on it, accusing me of 'necroing'. The irony is staggering.

The implications of that post is somewhat akin to a warning, if a metaphor is allowed and pardoned, of the extensiveness of the above. Call it my warped sense of humour if you wish. Having one actually read and comment on it was certainly not my original intention, nor was it by any means my purpose of getting a kick out of starting a dead form. In point of fact, if not for the recorded history of a window not properly closed, and a desire to set certain records and accusations straight, I would not be typing up this post.

 

[super_slicer]

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Just shut the fuck up and let this thready die already.

 

[joshfire]

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Spacegirl Interrupted 7 endgame is out anyone want to try and get it?
i played and beat all the others and i kinda want to see the ending realy this is the only one on that site thats kinda fun and if this last one is crap i hope the foward cheat works on it like the others

 

[freeko]

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Are the games ripped from the site yet? Some of them I like in a quickie kind of way, but no way in hell do I want to pay per month to play them.

 

[cmacleod42]

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Hi,
I recently bought a 1 month subscription (not too expensive) to play the latest games they have, particularly the Space Girl Interrupted 7 and Endgame (8). There were a lot more games there than when I last joined over a year ago (maybe more)

The Space Girl Interrupted 7 game was a standard installment in the series. Space Girl Interrupted: Endgame was totally different.

The site Renderotica sells both games for about $10 each, otherwise the site was about $20 for one month.

While complex, I downloaded the games (required some decompiling and code reading etc for Endgame)

I have been unclear if I should share the game, but decided to share it partially. The BarbarianBabes site deserves to get subscriptions, but then again this site shares games. So consider this sort of advertising.


Endgame

You must be registered to see the links

This is the start and gameplay part of Endgame. it excludes the endings and Empress portion of the game (no real gameplay there though, just nice artwork and animations)

To play run SG800.swf
- click on a spacegirl to select
- click left blue to disarm them. You will have to periodically repeat
- click the right to attack. Some requre the spacegirl to be naked some no
red - only if they are not naked
purple/black - either
rest - only if naked
The top timer is the countdown to your emperorer arriving. Until then make sure you only incapacitate 2 or less spacegirls. Once he arrives drop them all!
black is important as it refreshes your forces. Orange damages naked spacegirls.


If you win the game will stop as you are missing the various endings and empress portions

My apologies for the partial version, it it a compromise for my morals! IF you like it buy the game of a membership for the site.

 

[freeko]

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There is one false statement in your post. that site does not deserve to have subscriptions, because it is horrible.