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Well, infertile is possible but I don't think you'd become sterile from it.
Chances are if it was just the scrotal sac, there's no significant damage to production

I've been meaning to take a trip down to my local sperm donor anyway, why don't you come along and donate.
 

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Probably just means that you could get the thing pierced without curling up and dying. XD

Gonads are the most important part of a person, from an evolutionary standpoint: MAKE MORE BABIES MAKE MORE BABIES... then die. XDD If they were less sensitive people would probably feel more free not to protect their own!
 
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Well I can cross my legs easier because of it so I'm happy...

(Does not remember experience... Only knows of stories told to him by parents... which involved lots and lots of screaming.)
 

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I have trouble crossing my legs. Hell sometimes sitting down, I accidentally sit on my own testicles.



... was that too much information? It felt like too much information
 
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I have trouble crossing my legs. Hell sometimes sitting down, I accidentally sit on my own testicles.



... was that too much information? It felt like too much information
Nah... it wasn't! In fact it wasn't ENOUGH information... go on tell me more...


BTW about the sperm bank, with you around I won't even need porn mags!
 

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XDDDD I'm sure they've got the occasional buddy-booth there. Riiight.
 

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Nah... it wasn't! In fact it wasn't ENOUGH information... go on tell me more...


BTW about the sperm bank, with you around I won't even need porn mags!
Well I make no claims about being super equipped when it comes to my penis.
My testicles however seem to be quite the focal point of my crotch. Not only that, but I release (what I can only imagine, as I've never actually measured anyone else's) A LOT of sperm upon some ejaculations. The reason I want to go is I have some suspicions that I may actually be superpotent

Stop me when i go over the top


Ahh flattery. :) Hell, with me there, you won't even need your hand
 

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WOAH! TOO FAR!!
Jeez, suggest a bit of anal sex, and they just take it so far.

Give an inch.. my god, man
 

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I don't see what's wrong here so long as everybody bathes regularly. XD

eta: and eats healthily. Meat and potatoes diets are BAD! BAD BAD BAD!
 
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WOAH! TOO FAR!!
Jeez, suggest a bit of anal sex, and they just take it so far.

Give an inch.. my god, man
Is it bad that the heterosexual guy is freaking out the asexual guy with bi experiences?
 

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I've had only asexual experiences :(

I was just joking that anal is somehow a closer step than oral, but I guess, in retrospect, some people can claim that
 
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I've had only asexual experiences :(

I was just joking that anal is somehow a closer step than oral, but I guess, in retrospect, some people can claim that
Then why the hell did you tell me that you've expeirenced both sides of the spectrum and preferred neither?

STOP LYING!
 

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I didn't say I experienced both sides. I've had either side hit on me, flirt with me, get interested, all that stuff. And I've went into long introspective bouts with both sides and I've never really cared for either option.
 

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Well I make no claims about being super equipped when it comes to my penis.
My testicles however seem to be quite the focal point of my crotch. Not only that, but I release (what I can only imagine, as I've never actually measured anyone else's) A LOT of sperm upon some ejaculations. The reason I want to go is I have some suspicions that I may actually be superpotent

Stop me when i go over the top


Ahh flattery. :) Hell, with me there, you won't even need your hand
That would be caused by additional hormones caused by arrousal - or so I would suspect. I could have wanked off and blown my whole load five minutes before sex, only to blow another huge load into a condom, leaving me very perplexed.

Again I suspect hormones.
 

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Key example today. During jujitsu today, a kid with months of experience was free rolling with us. The class is an hour long, then we have another hour of extreme fitness. He's coming to every class with us now, and I know he's dedicated. I rolled with him first time around and he's really good, has nice high guard. Next match up, only less than half an hour in, during a sweep some kid lands with his knee into his crotch. He sat out the next roll and I wanted a bit of a rematch when he came back, I'm always cocky during jujitsu. He heads into the bathroom instead, so I couldn't roll with him again. He stayed in the bathroom the entire time. A third time comes around and he finally comes out of the bathroom only to sit down again. He sat out the rest of the night and even went home instead of staying for fitness, wobbling to his car. On top of that, we found out he threw up in the sink.

He's not a stupid kid, but getting knocked in the balls hurts so much, it actually is vomit-inducing, in such a hurry that you will throw up wherever it happens, if the sink is closer than the toilet, albeit by 2 feet, you're throwing up in the sink. And I know he was really dedicated to this, and he still sat out of more than an hour and a half of class from this. He also asked around to see who had a cup and where he could buy one for next class. Trust me, getting knocked in the nuts sets your priorities straight.

I got kicked in the face hard that class. My nose was large, red, and maybe off-center, I couldn't tell. My trainer looks at it and goes "Well at least you didn't get kicked in the nuts"
 
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... Too add onto that story I was once hit in the nuts really hard in wrestling practice. We were practicing a move called the turk where you bassicaly put your leg in between the other guys leg and shove your leg all the way down his leg when there on there stomach on the mat... Let's just say my partner didn't care that much about my well being and did it as hard as fucking possible... Even though I stated I have decreased sensitivity I came very VERY close to puking. I was pretty much gagging by the trash can lol.

Although I didn't sit out for the practice. I just sucked it up and went back in after about 3 minutes.
 
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Well the feeling will commonly linger.
 

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XD Makes me wonder if menstruation is like getting a monthly kick in the nuts as punishment for not getting pregnant. I know my girlfriend will get that feeling for sometimes three days at a time, in addition to feeling extremely lethargic/exhausted.

(Then again, I shouldn't complain too much. Mine are usually much less problematic than other women's, probably a mix of hormones and not eating enough for the body to think it's worth throwing a temper tantrum about. :confused:)
 

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Are you sure you didn't tear your vag on a fence, so now you just have less problems? :D
 
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