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Re: X Story Player
Can't we all just respect the dick physics?
Can't we all just respect the dick physics?
hahaha. RESPECT DA DICK FIZZIX!Can't we all just respect the dick physics?
If you grab your dick while it's soft you can stretch it out really really long, it's awesome. I could do it all day.So while playing the demo you watched the dick jiggle up and down...
Dude,that's gay.
I lol'd so fucking hard!If you grab your dick while it's soft you can stretch it out really really long, it's awesome. I could do it all day.
Well "dick physics" have to catch up with the "breast physics" eventually don't they?i do not believe i have ever seen the words "dick physics" mentioned so many times ever
There's an urban rumour that if you sit on your hand for half an hour then jerk off, it feels like you are getting a hand job from a stranger.When you jerk off, is it gay cuz you like the feeling of a large manly hand over your cock or is it gay cuz you like the feeling of a dick in your palm?
This got to be the most unrealistic boob physics I have ever seen in my life.Well "dick physics" have to catch up with the "breast physics" eventually don't they?
and soon we will have unrealistic dick physicsThere's an urban rumour that if you sit on your hand for half an hour then jerk off, it feels like you are getting a hand job from a stranger.
This got to be the most unrealistic boob physics I have ever seen in my life.
+1 to this.Make sure you don't confuse Jennifer (the brown haired model) with Jenna (The blonde haired secretary that wants to be a model).
Here's my method for skipping to the fun parts (e.g. fast sex) in case you get fed up trying to pick up computer bitches.
IF you go in your save folder you will noticed a different save for each scene you have unlocked so far. It will be save2 save2_1 save2_2... all the way up to save2_8
If you only made it to say... the third scene you will only have save2 through save2_2
If you simply copy one of those files a bunch of times and rename them to replace the missing scenes, it will trick the game into thinking you've seen all the scenes and allow you to access the Fast Sex option.
Below are the files you should see when you're finished.
save2, save2_1, save2_2, save2_3, save2_4, save 2_5, save2_6, save2_7, save2_8
save1, save1_1, save1_2, save1_3, save1_4, save 1_5, save1_6, save1_7, save1_8
(Save2_x are the scenes for the first story, whereas save1_x are the scenes for the second one. Have fun)
That's why you watch porn when you masturbate!When you jerk off, is it gay cuz you like the feeling of a large manly hand over your cock or is it gay cuz you like the feeling of a dick in your palm?
Make sure you don't confuse Jennifer (the brown haired model) with Jenna (The blonde haired secretary that wants to be a model).
Here's my method for skipping to the fun parts (e.g. fast sex) in case you get fed up trying to pick up computer bitches.
IF you go in your save folder you will noticed a different save for each scene you have unlocked so far. It will be save2 save2_1 save2_2... all the way up to save2_8
If you only made it to say... the third scene you will only have save2 through save2_2
If you simply copy one of those files a bunch of times and rename them to replace the missing scenes, it will trick the game into thinking you've seen all the scenes and allow you to access the Fast Sex option.
Below are the files you should see when you're finished.
save2, save2_1, save2_2, save2_3, save2_4, save 2_5, save2_6, save2_7, save2_8
save1, save1_1, save1_2, save1_3, save1_4, save 1_5, save1_6, save1_7, save1_8
(Save2_x are the scenes for the first story, whereas save1_x are the scenes for the second one. Have fun)
Right...."hi, I have a pirated version of your game and i want to unlock everything without any effort at all, Thanks!"There's much easier way to unlock fast sex mode. In fact, it's not even locked... you silly
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I bet that they wouldn't care if you had a pirated version.Right...."hi, I have a pirated version of your game and i want to unlock everything without any effort at all, Thanks!"
Should go over nicely lol
Call me crazy, but I think the red circle might be hinting towards somethingRight...."hi, I have a pirated version of your game and i want to unlock everything without any effort at all, Thanks!"
Should go over nicely lol
Sounds like a Science Show host...dick physics?
There's already a walkthrough on the developer's site.If anybody is interested, I could probably scare up a walkthrough for the scenarios.
Ahhh nice. For some reason when I was on the site last time and clicked on the guide, it only gave me a quick-tip guide for just the demo. I guess maybe there was two guide pages...one for the full game and one for the demo. Makes sense I guess heh.There's already a walkthrough on the developer's site.
You can find the link by pressing F1 in-game, but out of the kindness of my heart, here:
www[dot, right here]xmoonproductions[here, too]com/guide/