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Unknown Squid · Dec 20, 2009

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Though I don't really need to anymore, I still hide my small stash in cryptically named folders nestled among the most boring unvisited areas of the computer. When I want to access it without spending ages clicking folders, or leaving counter productive risky shortcut links, I just have to swipe my little finger across the fingerprint reader. Works pretty well.

I've always prided myself on my subtle browsing. The family home was not an easy place to conceal such activities, so I had to go to a lot of effort to get any genuinely private computer time at all.

SirOni · Dec 20, 2009

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I dont bother hiding any of my hentai, in fact its in a folder named '18+'. If anyone looks in it it's they're fault if they find anything they find unsavoury.

lurker · Dec 20, 2009

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My folder is in my file with my Warhammer PDF files and army lists. Honestly, if they get past the 'battle strategies' folder, they'd either be bored or persistant

Pheonix Alugere · Dec 20, 2009

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Or interested in your playing style.

aika · Dec 20, 2009

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Loli Defense Force said:
My dad's found tentacle stuff on my laptop before

now I wonder, is that better or worse because you're a girl? =S

Loli Defense Force · Dec 20, 2009

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Oh Aika you rascal. I see you're using Windows XP >: |

Sinfulwolf · Dec 20, 2009

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A couple years back, my dad and a friend of his (who was a computer expert) were upgrading a few things on my old computer. The background was tentacle hentai at the time.

Apparant my dad's friend turned to him and said "Well... apparently you got a lesbian. Congratulations,"

Chibichibi · Dec 20, 2009

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sinfulwolf said:
A couple years back, my dad and a friend of his (who was a computer expert) were upgrading a few things on my old computer. The background was tentacle hentai at the time.

Apparant my dad's friend turned to him and said "Well... apparently you got a lesbian. Congratulations,"

xDDDD

That's awesome.

My parents know i look at Porn, Oni you may want to skip this, because my stepmom bought me my first Vibrator. xD

Not only that, but when I was iiiin... eleventh grade, close to Christmas actually.... We had AOL at my mom's house, and I'd already started with the dirty fanfiction a year prior, and had found a nice Sailor Moon doujin site. But my stepdad had saved his password onto his account. Being the horny teen i was, i pounced.

I went up to my neck in porn sites, and of course... THEY FOUND OUT. So all four of my parents had an emergency meeting, dropped me down to a kid level and then banned me from the internet for 10 weeks.

I survived rather well actually, I still got fanfiction at school, and I wasn't as addicted to the 'net as i am now.

Mirchie · Dec 20, 2009

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I never set my background as hentai, I learned THAT particular lesson from my brother. Went onto his laptop, cos I knew his password at the time, and because his was better at playing games than mine. Background ~ something from Tram Pararam. I held that over him for months. The amount of times I've gone through and found his hentai is unbelievable, and he's never even had a glimpse of mine

(Well, apart from the one time that got him into it.)

Archer · Dec 20, 2009

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I suffered the same fate as you chibi, the big thing for me was my mom had almost no idea of what it was so I had to explain tentacle hentai. That was the most awkward teaching period anyone has probably ever had. She determined that if I continued looking at it I would turn into a dangerous rapist, kidnapping schoolgirls and locking them in the basement. Took me 2 years to recover from that to the point she wouldn't watch me on the comp.

On a similar note, when has been the most daring time you've looked at porn and gotten away with it. I was looking at hentai when my grandmother was asleep in the chair next to me.

ToxicShock · Dec 21, 2009

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My three college roommates were watching how I met your mother on the computer right behind me.

Unknown Squid · Dec 21, 2009

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Nothing amazing for me. I guess across the other side of the living room while most of the family were in the room (using a laptop). As long as you have another webpage to escape to and don't pull a panicked face it's pretty unlikely anyone could have got behind my chair before I could hide it.

Chibichibi · Dec 21, 2009

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>.>

My parents were asleep on the couch. I was looking at Hentai, and um... I had my Vibe. I was a NINJA!

aika · Dec 21, 2009

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...probably the time I played demon girl in front of a certain group of friends at an after school club (which I was the head of)?

If that doesn't count as they were supposed to be watching, then probably just when sharing a twin bed room with someone and being on my laptop.

Wrath · Dec 21, 2009

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Most daring you say?
For me, it must have been during either my photoshop/graphic design class back in high school. Was quite funny actually, mostly due to it being a running joke between myself and the teacher.

Long story short, I knew she monitored all of our work, watching what we did on her computer monitor, so I'd look up weird web sites or play random flash games.

Wonderboy · Dec 21, 2009

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Wow, Wrath... That's AWESOME!!!
<_<
>_>

Did you have sex afterwards?

Kusanagi · Dec 21, 2009

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Wonderboy said:
Wow, Wrath... That's AWESOME!!!
<_<
>_>

Did you have sex afterwards?

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Sinfulwolf · Dec 21, 2009

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I used to watch it with my section mates all the time, sometimes in our LAV. I remember one time our sergeant steps into the back of the LAV to grab the shotgun to clean in, and sees this chick just getting railed on our little screen, moans coming out the speakers, and he just stops dead.

"This is weird, bunch of guys watching porn together... you sure your not gay?" then he saw me. He cocked an eyebrow, shrugged.

"Eh... you're pretty much a guy anyway. And I already know yer gay," he said, took the shotgun, and walked off.

So... not so much daring, but funny.

Mirchie · Dec 21, 2009

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My friends were less than 2m away, playing CoD4. I was on my laptop. They had no idea

I had earphones in, or else that could have gotten embarrassing. Mind you, they found the stuff I had on my PSP after they stole it to use for a LAN game. That took a while to cool off. For some reason, even though just about all of them are on about porn or their fetishes constantly, they can't deal with hentai.

Wrath · Dec 21, 2009

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Wonderboy said:
Did you have sex afterwards?

Sadly, no.
Though to be honest, I wouldn't have minded, as she was pretty cute. Mostly she was just too much the innocent type, so her face would turn a bright shade of red whenever she looked checked my screen XD

Hehe that is one reason why keeping stuff on one's psp is a bad idea...

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