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..........ok i can give in to some of your suggestions but srsly anthropomorphic fruit?!?!?!?...........damit...

you wake up in a off village of anthropomorphic fruit. everywhere you see them looking back at you. you seemed to be tied to a stick by spider's web. extremely weak and you can breakout at any moment. you decide to...

1. eat them all
2. kill all fruit
3. wait
4. rub vag
5. grow a penis
6. become a man with a vag and no cock or balls
7. all of the above
 
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the fruit seem to be conversing on what to do with you finally one yells "BURN THE WHICH!!!!" the other fruit hearing this yell the same thing thing. they begin pileing logs around your legs and because your waiting to be raep'd you dont do a thing. eventually they get enough logs and hay together and burn you.

You have died...IRL
 
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Yeah, but I have more than one character in my 'life' server profile as well as a few on other servers.
 
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It is quite simple neegak, this is the random bullshit thread.
 
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IMAGIOH GOD, TIME WARP
 
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So, this dwarf and an elf walk into a bar. Who got hurt more?
 
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a) dwarves walk under bars, while walking into a bar is about crotch level for an elf.
b) dwarves are bulky and have large beards to cushion impact, while elves are skinny weaklings
c)
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sigh......

you walk into a pub you see a dwarf and an elf. the elf is in pain because he walked into a bar. the dwarf is laughing at him. you then...

1. order a pint
2. talk to the dwarf
3. order a pint
4. talk to the elf
5. order a pint
6. Funbox
 
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1, 3, and 5
 
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