I wish...
1) The secondary market for Magic: the Gathering wasn't such a shit-show. $30 for a staple in blue commander decks. $100 for a single fetch that's used in almost every format. Oh, we can't have functional fucking reprints because "Muh recognizing leh secondary market is bad!!111!11111111". Fffuuu-
2) I hadn't put so much money into said magic cards. Fffuuu-
3) I could go back and rewatch the entirety of Jojo's Parts 1-4 with a fresh mind, unknowing of the reality that I would never experience it this way again. I mean, Phantom Blood is the worst part, but y'know, that's fine.