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Oh I see what you did. I'm pissed now.


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little whine.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.

Gravity is studied a lot because it’s a very attractive field.

There was a guy who was fired from the orange juice factory for
lack of concentration.

It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.

When chemists die, we barium

Did you hear about the guy who sent ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
 

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I was sharing a passionate kiss with my romantic interest, when my cellular phone alerted me that someone wished to converse with me. The man on the phone inquired as to what I was engaging in with his daughter. Assuming this man was my romantic interest's father, I explained the conversation I had to her. She informed me that her father was deceased. That is when I thought to myself "If her father is dead, then who was conversing with me on the cellular phone?"

And then a human skeletal structure appeared.
 
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Blagtastic88

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Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?
 
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Blagtastic88

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I believe it is pronounced something like or maybe like
 
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