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Re: Last Post Wins

*loli surprise butsexes everyone with a face rape of loli weirdness with a side of coldslaw???*
 

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Loli's can't surprise buttsecks anyone unless you can find loli-sized strapons.
 

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And they gotta be able to jump pretty damn high with a strapon.
 

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Even then, they wouldn't be too hard to dislodge, being small.
 

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no see i strapped one onto me and used it as the strap on to do the surprise buttsex... I WIN!! lol
 

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not for me... I am like mario i eat some mushrooms and grow 10 times my normal size...
 

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Then the army would be mobilized and you'd be nuked in less than a second.
 

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and if you grew 10 times your size the loli doesn't so it doesn't really matter.
 

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... NUUUU I CANT THINK OF A WITTY COMEBACK!!!!


*his head explodes*
 

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why... i figured if they were in my head than i would always remember to bring them with me....


i dont find it odd at all...
 

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Because if you tape them at your palms it will be real uncomfortable.
 

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But then you won't be able to press the key into your food as you eat.
 
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