Re: [Softhouse Seal]エルフと淫辱の森
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WOW! They STILL suck at making a game. How is that even possible!?
1. You still need to install... a FLASH game... INCONCEIVABLE!
2. You still jump and run like your character is taking a micro-nap before every action.
3. The combat system is such a mess it's not even worth fully ridiculing... Based on my scripting experience, had they not thrown in that massive invincibility period, you'd probably be instantly killed just touching an enemy because you'd be hit every single processor cycle - usually notable by a brief or major lag spike and instant death.
4. The porn is literally the only semi-decent to worthwhile thing about this game... Why can't these people just make a free light flash gallery website with images and animations. They'd get rich off of horny individuals wanting more who'd click on DLSite adverts and the ilk. Hell, just dissolving the company and integrating their art into someone else's scripting would do wonders for their finances. No copyrighting, no lawyers - that's now someone else's problem and they just get a nice fat pay check on the side. Sure, the programmer of the group would probably be canned... but when the hell have I ever cared enough to pay someone incompetent to do a job!?
1/5, don't even bother, loads of better games to waste your time on. For those behind on the times and need of a fap they can actually play and enjoy, I'd recommend Kyrie Ru's works. Currently completed is Kurovadis - IT'S ACTUALLY PLAYABLE. Edit: He also just released Eroico, I bought a copy, and it too is PLAYABLE.
Normally I just ignore games I can't stand, but Soft churns these horrid things out like they're printing money... I could not repress my rant any further!
.................. Back to lurking...
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