kinect xxx

[handofdoz]

this made me laugh

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thoughts?

 

[Incubus]

Re: kinect xxx

thoughts?

If the adult game industry moved as fast as the adult film industry (an impossibility), the markets would already be flooded with them.

thoughts?

Moar like XXXBox

thoughts?

Now yours really can be the drill that pierces the heavens.

thoughts?

But seriously, I can't see this being any more fun than using a mouse to fondle a girl. Once again, this motion sensor crap comes across as a cheap gimmick more often than not. And isn't that original. I played a game in arcades that used motion sensors to duck behind cover time crisis style instead of a peddle. That was over 5 years ago. Why is it suddenly cool now?

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: kinect xxx

I don't feel anything in my hands. Therefore, it's a total waste of time.

 

[Kusanagi]

Re: kinect xxx

I'd love to hear the guy's excuse if they let you 'fuck' the girls, and some guy's room-mate/wife/girlfriend/ w/e walks in on him, while he's naked, thrusting the air. And they can't see/hear the t.v. for whatever reason.

I say guy, because if a girl was playing this game, 1) any guy/bi/lesbian that walked in on it, would either A) watch or B) join, 2) I don't know how straight girls would react to a girl playing this, so can't speak for them.

EDIT: /joke

 

[Incubus]

Re: kinect xxx

I say guy, because if a girl was playing this game, 1) any guy/bi/lesbian that walked in on it, would either A) watch or B) join,

*facepalm*

Tell me you don't seriously believe that? Like if you walked in on one of your female friends naked or pantsless, your immediate reaction would be to stare at them gape mouthed, rather than a good deal of embarrassment. If so, you perhaps should see someone about that.

And likewise, that's classing all girls who like girls into the same kind of deviant demographic that is drawn to sex in all its forms like moths to a flame.

And the above example assume the girl is both attractive and unrelated.

Life is not a porno film, people!

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: kinect xxx

It feels weird being lectured by the Horn Dog about something like this...

 

[Incubus]

Re: kinect xxx

It's not like I picked that title.

I just felt obliged to point out that scenario as false. Let's face it, 90% of likely walkins are from either friends you live with, or family members. And if you're not already sleeping with friends you live with, there's likely a good reason.

And frankly, if every thinks reality is some kind of sexy wonderland, it kinda ruins the draw to me, right?

 

[Rule 34]

Re: kinect xxx

I don't feel anything in my hands. Therefore, it's a total waste of time.

Well, true, but throw a fleshlight into the mix...

 

[maikochan]

Re: kinect xxx

I love how Microsoft is saying they'll keep it from being distributed. The ultimate futile gesture: stopping porn.

 

[Incubus]

Re: kinect xxx

Technically, all they did was promise not to certify it. That's about their prevention measures.

They seem fairly aware that if people want to distribute a non-certified copy that requires a modified box to run they can't stop it.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: kinect xxx

I say guy, because if a girl was playing this game, 1) any guy/bi/lesbian that walked in on it, would either A) watch or B) join, 2) I don't know how straight girls would react to a girl playing this, so can't speak for them.

*facepalm*

Tell me you don't seriously believe that? Like if you walked in on one of your female friends naked or pantsless, your immediate reaction would be to stare at them gape mouthed, rather than a good deal of embarrassment. If so, you perhaps should see someone about that.

And likewise, that's classing all girls who like girls into the same kind of deviant demographic that is drawn to sex in all its forms like moths to a flame.

And the above example assume the girl is both attractive and unrelated.

Life is not a porno film, people!

I fully agree with Inky here.

I know this forum is on the internet and is based around sexuality, but I thought there were enough female members about for someone to see that being a woman doesn't mean you spread your legs and moan for any random person who walks in to fuck/watch you have a masturbation like moment. You also assume that being bisexual or a lesbian, one can automatically convert a straight woman into performing a one on one sexual activity over their previous activity alone.

This assumption also brings in that what if the person who walks in is not in a relationship with someone else... and if they are then ye are also assuming that a man, bisexual or homosexual woman can not hold down a commitment in a relationship, or that they cannot control themselves and must simply stare or fuck some poor girl who was trying to have a bit of fun by her lonesome.

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: kinect xxx

Informed decisions are the way to go. I have to admit I would probably stare in most cases but hey thats me

 

[Dusty]

Re: kinect xxx

Should make a Wii porn game instead. I'm sure Wiimotes and it's sensors have better potentials anyway. Kinect feels too... sluggish. Wiimote also vibrates.

 

[Unknown Squid]

Re: kinect xxx

Air hump?

A tad silly...

 

[Luppikun]

Re: kinect xxx

Should make a Wii porn game instead. I'm sure the Wiimotes and it's sensors have better potentials anyway. Kinect feels too... sluggish. Wiimote also vibrates.

Yes. but this seems better suited to a masturbating game?

 

[handofdoz]

Re: kinect xxx

Air hump?

A tad silly...

Yes. but this seems better suited to a masturbating game?

wouldn't you fap off, and the kinect would translate each fap to a in-game-thrust?

 

[Kusanagi]

Re: kinect xxx

. . . . .

I'm just going to start adding /joke to the ends of my posts that aren't meant to be SRS BSNS.

 

[handofdoz]

Re: kinect xxx

. . . . .

I'm just going to start adding /joke to the ends of my posts that aren't meant to be SRS BSNS.

good call.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: kinect xxx

. . . . .

I'm just going to start adding /joke to the ends of my posts that aren't meant to be SRS BSNS.

Best idea around me apparantly.