Introduction Thread

[Ancalagon]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: Jack
Screenname / Nicknames: Ancalagon
Age: 26
Gender: M
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Hair length: long
Breasts: none
Glasses: none
Features: nothing of interest
Height: 6'


~ Ideal appearance ~

See above

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Unimportant. Astrology is bullshit.
My Fears: kidney stones, prostate cancer, several other painful illnesses of the groin.
Common Utterances: "Tell them I hate them."
Is the glass half full, or half empty: The glass is completely full. But roughly 50% of its contents, by volume, is gas.
Bad Habits: Not reading the rules the moment I join a forum

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Cats
2) Hipsters
3) Dubstep

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Not familliar enough with manga artists, I'm afraid
Other manga of interest: The kind that has porn in it.
Video game series: Half-Life, Total War
TV Show: Futurama, Simpsons (seaons 1-10), Stargate SG-1
Anime: Planet ES
Webcomic: xkcd
Drink: Dr. Pepper
Shoe: Sneakers
Hat: Fedora (sentimental reasons. I'm not a hipster)
Color: Parado
Music Genre: The Metal
Internet Meme: I used to like internet memes, like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Animal(s): Cuttlefish, Crows, Humans

Do I...

Smoke: no
Swear: fuck yes
Flip out and kill peoplenly in my delusions: sometimes
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: no
Knit scarves for orphans: no
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: no
Have furry leanings?: no

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: no
Should Marty have gone back to it?: No. Apparently, flux capacitor exposure has been linked to Parkinson's.

~ Other Stuff ~

Reason for joining: uh... the porn. Mostly The Klub 17.
Other random trivia: Dinosaurs are not extinct. They are, in fact, quite common. You probably saw several today. Yes, the birds outside your window are dinosaurs. You may now forget everything you know because you now know the best fact.

 

[Nunu]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Sorry bus but we had to go and kick them out for doing illegal things

 

[SBresource]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Hi, my name is........(slim shady song)
my name is
my name is
my name is
tka tka tka

wait I forgot my name

 

[Cappy]

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Hi, my name is........(slim shady song)
my name is
my name is
my name is
tka tka tka

wait I forgot my name

Wait, was this the post that got him banned? Because that sort of Dirty Harry justice is exactly what we need more of. And frankly, I think the penalty should involve a long... almost cylindrical turnip, and a mallet.

 

[Nunu]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

well that wasn't his only disgression, but regardless, he's gone now.

 

[Guest22]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Screenname / Nicknames: Guest 22 good sirs and madams. Guest or 22 for short if that is how you roll.
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Canuckland

~ Real-life appearance ~

Super not comfortable with this section.

~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Variable! Change is the spice of life and my interests change frequently.
Hair color: variable
Hair length: Short most of the time
Ears: on my head
Breasts: variable
Tail: Variable
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Does it have to be retractable?
Glasses: Sure!
Features: I like freckles?
Height: Variable
Cyclops: Nah
Skin: Variable

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Libra
My Fears: Failure
Common Utterances: 'I see.'
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty person trying to convert to half full
Bad Habits: Poor time management

3 Things I Dislike:
1)
2)
3)

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Don't follow it closely enough to have a favorite
Other manga of interest: Donno
Video game series: Parasite Eve
TV Show: Daily show
Anime: I liked the one with the squid girl
Webcomic: Captain Snes currently
Drink: Iced Tea
Shoe: Ones that keep the water out?
Hat: Top, of course
Color: Red
Music Genre: Variable. Been listening to a lot of Canadian folk recently.
Internet Meme: DON'T STICK IT IN HER POOPER

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: On occasion
Flip out and kill people: Fantasies count?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air guitar on weekend
Knit scarves for orphans: I volunteer in my community, but no orphan related activities.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Was into warmachine for a while. I think those count
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I don't know that that is
Have furry leanings?: Ehhhh not really. Not big on the 'animal head' aspect. I like the other stuff though. Depends on context.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Sadly, no.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? Sure

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Tricky to find a community of /d/viants not solely dedicated to bondage these days.
Other random trivia:
Master of Kick-punching or Punch-kicking?: I am clearly a kick-puncher.


Notes: My current post in this thread is #1337. Seeth with jealousy! SEETH!


Did I do that right?

 

[plmnko]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Welcome to Guest22, Ancalagon, NeonLightz, Mind Flayer, bobbo1, b.6667 and the others new members. Please enjoy or forums and have a nice day

 

[Asmina]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

So I have been in lurking mode here for quite some time. Mostly because I had an issue with my email and the activation thing was hard to find. It'll be nice to be able to finally post

Name: Hannah
Screenname / Nicknames: Asmina
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brunette right now. Naturally blonde
Hair length: Past shoulders
Breasts: Large enough
Glasses: Nope
Features: Shrug
Height: 5'4"


~ Ideal appearance ~
Varies on my mood generally

Eye color: Variable
Hair color: Variable
Hair length: Depends on the person
Ears:
Breasts: Sizable but not too large
Tail: I do like tails
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No
Glasses: Yes
Features: Depends on my mood
Height: Depends on what gender.
Cyclops: No
Skin: Depends on my mood

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Virgo
My Fears: Spiders >.<
Common Utterances: I don't notice them?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full for sure
Bad Habits: I tend to not think of consequences =/

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Depressed people
2) Spiders
3) People who believe their opinions are more valuable than other's

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: I'm very bad at manga artist names
Other manga of interest: Bleach, Naruto, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Mai-Hime, a lot more
Video game series: Mass Effect, Final Fantasy, Mega Man, Assassins Creed
TV Show: Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Castle, Babylon 5
Anime: See manga list
Webcomic: WTF Comics
Drink: Really depends on my mood.
Shoe: Boots
Hat: Not really my thing
Color: Blue... No YELLOW!!
Music Genre: Symphonic Metal (Nightwish)
Internet Meme: So many to choose from... Dramatic hamster?

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Sure
Flip out and kill people: Sometimes I wish
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: Now I'm feeling guilty
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I don't know what that is actually.
Have furry leanings?: No?

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Who can?
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? Who what?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Well... There's no two ways to put it. I'm a bit of a pervert and like the games.
Other random trivia: I go to the gym 3 times a week.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Ears:

WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING ANSWER IS THAT!?

YOUR EARS ARE EYEBALLS!?

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

So I have been in lurking mode here for quite some time. Mostly because I had an issue with my email and the activation thing was hard to find. It'll be nice to be able to finally post

Name: Hannah
Screenname / Nicknames: Asmina
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brunette right now. Naturally blonde
Hair length: Past shoulders
Breasts: Large enough
Glasses: Nope
Features: Shrug
Height: 5'4"


~ Ideal appearance ~
Varies on my mood generally

Eye color: Variable
Hair color: Variable
Hair length: Depends on the person
Ears:
Breasts: Sizable but not too large
Tail: I do like tails
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No
Glasses: Yes
Features: Depends on my mood
Height: Depends on what gender.
Cyclops: No
Skin: Depends on my mood

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Virgo
My Fears: Spiders >.<
Common Utterances: I don't notice them?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full for sure
Bad Habits: I tend to not think of consequences =/

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Depressed people
2) Spiders
3) People who believe their opinions are more valuable than other's

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: I'm very bad at manga artist names
Other manga of interest: Bleach, Naruto, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Mai-Hime, a lot more
Video game series: Mass Effect, Final Fantasy, Mega Man, Assassins Creed
TV Show: Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Castle, Babylon 5
Anime: See manga list
Webcomic: WTF Comics
Drink: Really depends on my mood.
Shoe: Boots
Hat: Not really my thing
Color: Blue... No YELLOW!!
Music Genre: Symphonic Metal (Nightwish)
Internet Meme: So many to choose from... Dramatic hamster?

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Sure
Flip out and kill people: Sometimes I wish
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: Now I'm feeling guilty
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I don't know what that is actually.
Have furry leanings?: No?

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Who can?
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? Who what?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Well... There's no two ways to put it. I'm a bit of a pervert and like the games.
Other random trivia: I go to the gym 3 times a week.

Did you say spiders?

 

[Unnatural Kiwi]

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Welcome to this slice of the internet Asmina. '^'

 

[Courage Wolf]

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GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!!!! HELLO! GOOD TIDINGS!

No seriously though, nice to meet you, have fun ^-^

 

[Nunu]

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This is strange... Nunu has a tentative confirmation within about 3 minutes...

Anyway welcome. I hope you enjoy being fawned over in the shoutbox.

 

[Asmina]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

This is strange... Nunu has a tentative confirmation within about 3 minutes...

Anyway welcome. I hope you enjoy being fawned over in the shoutbox.

I'm sorry, the what?

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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The shoutbox... a chat area on the main page that appears when you're logged on. No topic... well, few topics are taboo. It's madness... MADNESS, I tell you!!

 

[Mind Flayer]

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Welcome Asmina to your new home away from home.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Hi Asmina. Welcome to the forum and things. Have fun. Don't mind the creepers.

And by that I mean me. I'm super creepy. Avoid me at all costs.

 

[Copper]

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Lookit Ranger using reverse psychology. She's so cute. *ruffles hair*

 

[S u r i]

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Hi, Asmina. I hope you like it here as much I have. That said...this is your last chance...run!

Welcome to ULMF.

 

[Ginrikuzuma]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: Erwin (not Edwin, Irving, Irwing, Edward, or Arwin :<)
Screenname / Nicknames: Ginrikuzuma / Gin / Sevatar
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: US

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Dark Brown (Black)
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hair length: Short (waiting to leave for college to let it grow XD)
Breasts: Man-boobs?
Glasses: Yes
Features: Hmmmm none?
Height: 5'5


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Left Green, Right Red
Hair color: Medium or Light Brown
Hair length: down to Mid back? XD
Ears: human? XD
Breasts: None
Tail: none but fox tail would be interesting
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: None
Glasses: Yes, I have lived with glasses since 6 why stop now
Features: Lean but not muscular
Height: 5'8
Cyclops: I don't want to lose my peripheral vision
Skin: Light brown / White

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpio but im atheist so eh
My Fears: Mainly Roaches, tho most (not all) kinds of bugs, spiders, heights
Common Utterances: Hai-hai, Fuck, your god! (my variation of "my god"), meh, eh, dess
Is the glass half full, or half empty: what's in the glass in the first place >.o
Bad Habits: Procrastinating, forgetfulness, "eye-stripping"

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Ignorance and narrow-mindedness
2) Peaches, Raisins, Grapes, Berries (except blueberries), coconut and melon
3) People that take games (mainly shooters) too seriously.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Akihisa Ikeda

Other manga of interest: Most romantic comedy, ecchi, most kinds of action or fantasy, a few horror and mystery

Video game series: Legend of Zelda up to Twilight Princess (by then it got kinda meh), Killzone, Final Fantasy, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, grew up with Kirby XD, can't think of any other video games that are a "series"

TV Show: I disconnected my TV from cable or any other service and only use it for movies and video games

Anime: Same as my manga most romantic comedy (ex. Onegai Teacher/Twins), ecchi (Rosario + Vampire), action / fantasy (Bleach,Inuyasha, Trigun, Gungrave), horror /mystery (don't recall a fave at the moment)

Webcomic: XKCD
Drink: I don't drink yet (big brother...)
Shoe: I don't really like shoes so I tend to wear only flip flops and only when I have to else i'll just be shoeless
Hat: not much for hats
Color: Purple, Silver, and Lime-green
Music Genre: J-Rock, J-Pop (some K-Pop as well), American Rock (not as much), Techno, and Trance
Internet Meme: Desu, U don't say, Willy Wonka, Good Guy Lucifer

Do I...

Smoke: Hell no, I can't even stand by people who are smoking near by, I start to cough alot, I can't tolerate it at all.
Swear: Plenty
Flip out and kill people: Ah if only the law allowed idiots, at least in some form of hunting season..
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: would like to but no time to learn
Knit scarves for orphans: Hah!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Nah would be nice
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Otaku yes, and I don't count as a hikikomori since I was going to high school and my local college. Maybe after I'm out of college and I'm rich enough after a 10 or so years of work.
Have furry leanings?: Tails and ears only mainly cat and fox girls.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Sure 1/5 end up happening, 2/5 I obviously know won't (more of a daydream XD) 2/5 though possible they don't end up happening.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Why not

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Initially because I found a Monster Girl Quest thread here but I might end up staying here

Other random trivia: I'm a pretty submissive guy and dirty but outside of sex tends to be very discipline and sometimes commented as grouchy.
Notes: None?