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Kusanagi

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Re: The wish thread.

She needs a counter-weight. That, or I hope the doctors put a little helium in those balloons.
 

Nunu

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Thinking about the logistics of having sex with those breasts, surely there to large. you wouldn't be able to get a decent grip, it would be like trying to squeeze two bars of soap together, one just flies off then your left with a mess, disappointment and in all likely hood, even worse pain.
 

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I wish breasts like those would stay in cartoons.

I also wish my mom's dogs would stop attacking me with doggie kisses.
 

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I wish for a 16 gallon barrel of cream cheese and 15 field mice.
 

Chibichibi

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I wish I was done with school already, gotten my degree and moved to Montana. I'm eager to move on with my life, find someone, and start a family.
 

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I wish I had realized I ran out of cayenne pepper before I made chili for supper.
 

Pheonix Alugere

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Re: The wish thread.

OK, I'll bite. What for?
Interrogations.

On a side note, I have a pudding cup that says on it:

*All flavors except
lemon and lemon meringue pie
contain milk

While trying to find out it's actual flavor, I noticed that statement, but missed the 'contain milk' part.

Now I wish I had a pudding cup that is a mix of every flavor except lemon and lemon meringue pie.
 

handofdoz

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Re: The wish thread.

I wish for world peace.

I wish for mankind to be a little more empathic.

I wish mankind would stop ignoring global warming due to financial reasons.

I wish my penis was as articulate as my hands, and could read latin.

I wish I understood women.
the sad thing is that i think all of these wishes will happen after humans die.....
 

Unknown Squid

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I wish for a great many very unrealistic things.

Today I'm wishing for a lucky rabbit to lead me out of this sensible world, that I could follow somewhere strange.
 

DarkFire1004

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Re: The wish thread.

I wish I could craft a Crit-a-Cola, but I crafted my Bonk! to make a shitty yellow band.
 

Obeliskos

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Re: The wish thread.

lmfao I love you

ask nunu to change your name to "crit a cola"
 

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Re: The wish thread.

I
 

Sinfulwolf

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Re: The wish thread.

I wish I had wings. Flying would be fun.
 

Chibichibi

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I wish i could shape change. Like in Animorphs. Except you know, without the time limit and the whole "fighting for our lives because it's an alien invasion and they're taking over our brains" thing.
 

Unknown Squid

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I wish I could grant these wishes, and invite people to a custom universe of my choosing.
 

Sinfulwolf

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Re: The wish thread.

So, does entering this custom universe involve changing yourself so you can present yourself exactly as you wish... for example myself getting to have wings, and Chibi getting to be a shape shifter
 

Unknown Squid

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Yes it certainly could. Wings and shape shifting? No problem. Whilst I doubt I'm entirely qualified to create a world and be responsible for it, that would all be part of the fun. I might even allow the residents considerable influence on shaping the world. If all went wrong, I would rewind and try something different.

The basic gist of this wish, is that I wish for something more than the world I currently live in, and I want more freedom in it. Or perhaps a childish wish for god hood. I blame my addiction to fantasy.
 
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