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[2 Minutes Ago 23:54] Starke: Wish you could all taste my lunch
[2 Minutes Ago 23:54] Starke: Your tongue would slap your brain
 

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"No, not in the ass, we're going to have indian today"

I will not reveal the author.
 

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"It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected."

Mark Twain
 

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"Gavin get out of the way I'm trying to watch Ray jerk off"

Michael Jones - Roosterteeth Let's Play Minecraft part 24
 

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After waking up in a random location

"I didn't go drinking last night, really."
 

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"So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants..."

"WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED! Hope you like miasma!"
 

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"We were so in-sync we were the Backstreet Boys!"

And this is why they're professional dancers, not speakers.
 

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"Grab that donut with more passion!"

Jamie Hewlett - Making of Stylo
 

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I've been putting off this one, mostly because I haven't been talking about the relationship much, but...

Cuddlebuddy was at the Subway at work and removed Final Fantasy wallet from pocket. Guy behind the counter notices and comments on it. (As the wallet is folded, you can only see Cloud and Sephiroth on it usually, though Zack is there, too.)

Counter Guy: Sweet wallet.
Cuddlebuddy: I like it.
CG: So, who do you like better? Cloud or Sephiroth?
CB: Neither.
CG: *puzzled* So, who do you like?
CB: Vincent.
CG: Yeah? Why?
CB: I'm dating him.

(For those that don't know and don't peruse the pics thread, Copper cosplays as Vincent. *grins*)
 

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"Do you have hair on your special place?"

Dr.House
 
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A quick search appears to not have popped this up.

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
~
 

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It's canon? ...but but... it's gaiden
 

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It's canon. Canon as fuck.

[1 Minute Ago 11:08] Chibichibi: Cheap quality beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
 

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"Ahem, my name is Chuck, Chuck Norris"

quote from: (who)-:eek: (waiting)-:confused: [censored] :mad:
 
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It's canon. Canon as fuck.
chibichibi said:
[1 Minute Ago 11:08] Chibichibi: Cheap quality beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
I preferred that joke in it original form, which was british people disguised as australian people talking about american beer.
 
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I preferred that joke in it original form, which was british people disguised as australian people talking about american bear.
American bears?
 

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... can you deny that american bears are fucking close to water?
 

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I can. Because I've never seen American bears fucking. I've never seen any bears fucking for that matter.
 

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