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Re: Confessions
New law: all men's pants must have a built in top-hat on the crotch.
New law: all men's pants must have a built in top-hat on the crotch.
To take a note from Oni's books, 'All female personal will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!"you wouldn't nuke me down here would you oni?
being prime minister would be awsome though, i'd get to enact all kinds of crazy laws.
Dick-in-a-tophat?New law: all men's pants must have a built in top-hat on the crotch.
Hah. Same. It's become an in-joke with my RPing circles. I'm also apparently quite good at it, because one friend of mine I met while RPing one of my girls, and she didn't click that it wasn't a female behind the keys until I mentioned it =PTBack on topic, I has a small personal confession- I find it easier to RP as the opposite sex online
Well then, I guess I'd better get back to work on that ULMF nuke bunker I've been building. Guess I can collapse the tunnel that was running to you, though, since it sounds like you're planning on 'going down with the ship'.You honestly think I'll be letting anyone survive the nuclear war if I get into power? The best way to fix the human race is to wipe them out completely after all.
You do live on this planet, right? Then yeah, you'd be nuked tooyou wouldn't nuke me down here would you oni?
being prime minister would be awsome though, i'd get to enact all kinds of crazy laws.
Oh, I will definitely be 'going down with the ship'. Already got it planned too. I'll be in a tall building, overlooking the chaos down below whilst I sip a glass of red wine.Well then, I guess I'd better get back to work on that ULMF nuke bunker I've been building. Guess I can collapse the tunnel that was running to you, though, since it sounds like you're planning on 'going down with the ship'.
Don't forget the mother-fuckin' snakes.In the ever unlikely situation that I had an accurate deadline of when I would pass and there was nothing I could do to change it, I would want to know what it's like to have a person's life escape between my hands, which would be best represented in strangling a person to death.
..that's weird right?
But then I'd make up for it by having the most awesome death ever. Probably me fighting a pack of wolves on top of a low flying plane
It's not fun.In the ever unlikely situation that I had an accurate deadline of when I would pass and there was nothing I could do to change it, I would want to know what it's like to have a person's life escape between my hands, which would be best represented in strangling a person to death.
Oh god, seeing as this is the confessions thread I guess I'll post another; I often fantasise (not the fapping kind, you sick sick perverts ) about strangling someone to death. It doesn't matter who, it could be a family member, a friend or even just some random person on the street, I just want to see them struggle as I crush the life from them, their expressions changing as they slowly realise they're about to die. Of course, I doubt I'll ever go through with it cos it's only a fantasy. Naturally I blame Battle Vixens because of that first fight between Sonsaku Hakufu and Ryomou Shimei.I would want to know what it's like to have a person's life escape between my hands, which would be best represented in strangling a person to death.